Penumbra

Hmm... Quite

They have tiny, tiny carbon emissions?

I would drive that.

It's probably a gas-guzzler, though.

Pffft. Get a man car!!

Quickly my raptor! Feast!

Look what you've done now. My Raptor is crying!

I prefer training my raptors

Why has no one thought of this yet!!?!?!

Hello Vinyl Scratch

I Want to play a game.

You will find the box around your head is incredibly...annoying as it appears to be doing nothing.

Any shadowbolt can return but in order to do so you must test your wits with a riddle.

I Have a little house

Its windows numbed plenty

It's full of flowers that no man picked

And you may have it when its empty.

And i don't think google will help you.

You have 1 hour. Ciao

Hello Appliance

we suggest you take the offer.

Like your predecessors before you, your over-confidence shall be your downfall.

Your failure shall be biblical. Your lamentations will echo across all of Equestria.

Good Sir Penumbra, you have just entered into a most dangerous game~

Then let us play

Well it looks like we've reached a stalemate. I WILL be the last one to post.

You have just made a very patient enemy Mr. Fawkes

This thread will never end, i will make sure of that

And now for something, completely different.

MY CURRENT MEDIC LOADOUT IN TF2!

1) Why are you using the krits? Its kind of useless. (Well, as long as your not using the quick fix)

2) (Derp moment) How did you get that picture on here? (Mine wont let me)

My kritskreig is called the Adolf Kritler, hehehe

My 'Le party Phantom is called Le party of one

And my Bonk is called Rainbowdash: Now 20% cooler

The Diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees. Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal!

Hound dog? HOUND DOG?

Young girl boy! They call them The DIAMOND DOGS!!!

This ain't Rock N' Roll, this is GENOCIDE!

Come closer, my sweet.

So what if the squashy material between my ears is squashier than most?

I may not be perfect like a hanging picture but my words are wise, and backed up by time!

A pox, a pox on both your brain cells! Try as I may you must think that I deceive you with my admittedly cunning ways!

As far as my eye has seen our rocky grave extends, and yet you cast away my help as you would a puppy freshly rolled in its own faeces!

I hope that your warped sense of morality is better company than I.

Because now, it is all you have left.

Oh come now everypony's just over reacting. Egyptian pharaohs used to drink spoon-fulls of mercury because they thought it was good for them. Granted they are all dead now.....

Fun Fact: Mercury was used in the production of hats, when the hat maker would put the hats on the mercury would leak out on to them. Since Mercury had a tendency to make people bonkers, the hatters would go crazy. Hence the term 'Mad as a hatter' I.e The mad hatter form Alice in wonderland.

Now line up everypony! The Mercury is on me!

Well if you can't beat em'

*Sniffs chloroform rag

*Thud

A child playing on the edge of a mountain? This can only ever end well.

You present a compelling argument. I reluctantly accept.

*Emerges from behind rock

Well that was anti-climatic