Penumbra

I could use a challenge... Let's see what happens. I can take whatever she throws at me. *Nervous gulp*

Well if that the case, i'm right behind you. And to make sure of that, i'm going to be standing all the way over there.

Good luck!

*Hides behind a large rock

I glitched it so i had nearly 1000 magic at level 20, i also had that staff from the worm king that did the same thing but more efficiently.

Can't wait for Skyrim!

If you want to experience an angry mothers wrath, be my guest.

*Requires 75 Conjuration Skill*

Nope, already went to the Shivering Isles and freed the ghosts of suicide hill and received Risen Flesh. Greater spell of reanimation!

Hey! Were not messing with the kids we were just... umm.........HOLY CRAP LOOK OVER THERE A DISTRACTION!

* Awkward silence

It has caught my attention your ability to speak has slowly gotten worse as these posts continue.

And give me my cloak back.

*Snatch

If there dead, then i hope nopony minds if i practice a bit of necromancy.

*Puts on black cloak

Pulp fiction

Batman begins

Fight club (But i know how it ends)

300

2001: A Space Odyssey

Scarface

A Clockwork Orange

(Hooray for Ctrl C+ Ctrl V)

Donnie Darko (Finish watching it i mean)

Murder My sweet

Any Jason movie

Highlander

American Psycho

Godfather 1+2+3

Thing

That's all off the top of my head.

Saying you haven't seen pulp fiction is kind of risky, people will take your head for it. Its like saying you've never seen "No country for old men". ha ha ha.

You have seen No country for old men? If you haven't i will take your head.

Ah, kids these days. I can't wait 'till your innocents is corrupted.

Here you go

Now don't you swallow them

You may not be. But I am.

http://www.blackacrebrewing.com/hey.swf

(Should we have a 500th post party for you?)

Im willing to try anything twice

Come here little one....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAH! bloody hell! What wrong with it?

* Picks up Fawkes

I think it might be broken

I will

You'll soon come to see that I have a grotesque sense of humor and I'm incredibly immature and enjoy acting retarted. Nonetheless, I hope you can put up with me, and come to love my sexieness.

That's me summed up in a sentence! (Great minds act alike)

Welcome to Canterlot. Do you have the same problem as me? You know, your mirror starting to hit on you?

Oh would you look at that.

Why doesn't everypony watch this. You know, for fun......not a distraction whilst i sweep victory.

http://www.cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

Really?

I thought the fifth series, the first with Matt Smith, was amazing. Definitely a lot more involved.

I have not watched the sixth, yet but I have heard bad things about it.

David Tennant was the best all-around though.

Granted I've only seen the 9th, 10th, and 11th.

Not even that many of the 9th.

That comic is right.

Yes, i just find them boring and painful to watch. I suppose it is the new writer. My advice? Ditch Amy and Rory for good. I find them redundant.

Keep in mind i won't stop watching them, only because i like the doctor.

And the Daleks. Who look like they've been manufactured by Apple.

Am I the only pony who has never had/heard of caramel popcorn!!?!

That's it, i'm going to drown my sorrows Dr. Pepper

The only sad this is that i appear to be emotional jaded. The last time i remember crying was at the end on 'finding Neverland' and i was young when i saw it.

Nothing in here had made my cry. Oh well, a life of never being sad is ahead of me..........that makes me kind of sad.

Iv'e posted it before and i'll bloody well post it again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVbkz_3lO3c

Caramel popcorn? How long have i been asleep for?

*Creeps into scene*

Hate to break it to you, but the number of the beast is 616.

Now if you don't mind i have another fire to start

*Creeps out of scene*

Yes, candy. Thousands upon thousands of pieces of candy....................

Right! Well i'm going to go start a fire

Apparently we're at candy mountain. I can't remember how we got here from the hospital room, but it happened. Looks like you were wrong, they could get far without the purple thing.

Bad? No ive just played a lot of games with you guys,i even have an Ozfur on my friends list

I FEEL DIZZY!!!!!!! * Continues to drink poisonous Strawberry milk and spin

Apple juice? Durrr, Borrrrrrrrrrringggggggg. Strawberry milk is better. I'd prefer strawberry milk. Lets all have strawberry milk. Lets all have strawberry milk and then spin around in circles!

I foresee no negative out-come.

Obsessions only become bad once you begin to build shrine or something. But by that time I don't imagine you'd ever listen to reason. I know i stopped listening to reason when people told me i couldn't survive on a diet of skittles. But i proved them wrong. Oh yes.

Welcome to Canterlot. So what if the squashy material between my ears is squashier than most?