Penumbra

Adam's Brother??!!! That's it, i'm gonna plan a heist....

Yea, i got the mod that changes all the character pictures on the bottom left of the screen to ponies!!

Ozfur eh? I've encountered a few of you in my time.

Seems legit. *Gets in Van

Wow it sure is dark in here. Why does it smell like raw meat?

Quickly he's vulnerable! Take his liver!

Of course doctor. *cuts Life's chest open* Now where is that Semi-colon..... Body's have them right? Hey, whats that big red throbbing thing? Looks infected, sooooo we might as well remove it.

Well that was anti-climatic. Oh well, now where did i put my chainsaw

oh looks like you've outsmarted me, well the best pony one.......*Tackles Life to the ground and handcuffs each other together.

HA! Now you can't do anything without me! Quickly doctor. Cut off his head!

Squirm and cry as much as you wan't. I think you'll find escape quite impossible.

Clam down. Were only going to cut you open and remove all the squishy bits. Now tell my Mr. For Life, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Well it appears the patient has a case of being completely bat-horseapples bonkers. Don't worry, its only terminal if we screw up.

Oh geeze. If i'm the good one...... Than you must be very VERY evil..............Awesome.

Doctor! This is no time to be drooping forward slightly on the stool your placed on! Those sponges aren't going to breathe on their own accord.

Oh Doctor! *Dramatic hand motion* You are the most talented biological, neurosurgeon, physiologist, terminator doctor scientist! But how will you ever remove this guys lungs and replace them with fully functioning kitchen sponges?

Wait a minute... That sounds alot like how i became a brony! Are you sure your not actually me? If you are tell me, ill find out anyway!

Welcome to Canterlot. But i would already know that. Wouldn't I!!!

*Starts ER theme

Which ones? You mean the drunk guys who wont move by them selves? the retarded ones who cant understand the basic fundamentals of a gun? Or the women who wont move until you hold their hand and drag them across the mall, until you are swamped by zombies which at that point they will heave the might from the very gods themselves and preform a push so devastating all zombies within sight will fall to their knees as well as yourself if you are near, and you will be. *Breathes

Yeah, not today

Yea, you could only really play the game on a high def. But do you know what sucked more that dying on your way to the safe zone? Those bloody convicts who would not die no matter how many times you run them down with their own car.

Do you know what tastes better than all of them? Victory......and chocolate.

(Psssst say ponies are awesome. That's always responded well here )

Welcome to Canterlot. Don't worry, you'll grow out of the 'meep' stage.

14: Door knobs MUST be turned slowly

Lesson 7: Showing a picture of your family/loved one is a surefire way to die.

Ill be happy to celebrate your victory. Here's to you.

Oh wait.....

You're Rabid? Is it contagiousness? I'm going under the assumption that the 'MSPA fandom' is some form of rogue government science lab, that's slowing poisoning the worlds water supply with mind control serum, making everyone crazy about MLP. If that's the case tell them i said thanks and keep up the good work.

Welcome to Canterlot. We don't mind.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars, or get sucked into a black hole.