Penumbra

Ah, damn that's awkward. All i'm getting you is 8 pounds worth of Tesco's vouchers. 

Angie sent me an Xmas care package a few years back. I’ve been meaning to send one back but I’m terrible at stuff like that. 

3 hours ago, DreamsofMaple said:

 

I would be the one sending all the Dildos!

 

Shotgun Dreamy as my Secret Santa. 

I am happy and i'm thinking about getting dreamy a bag of black liquorice as a present. 

You two are welcome. 

Imagine my comment is the same as dreamy's but its the opposite and add an extra day. 

Did you smash up some cars with a bat in a dissociative episode? 

Get hyped.

Well, I will at least. 

2 hours ago, DreamsofMaple said:

The third pic is broke......

Imagine a cute anime girl crying 

Me playing Finding Paradise:
 

Me when the characters from To the Moon are mentioned:

 

Me finishing Finding Paradise:

 

Rose as a mother:
 

Dreamy as a mother

 

Super! Now I have two mothers!

Freud must be getting restless in his grave. 

Mum!? You’re back from the store? 

I missed you so much! 

You're not my mother!
 

So, I was at work moving around some stuff in the kitchen when I accidentally knocked over the fire extinguisher, causing the pin to fall out.
I asked my co-workers wtf I was suppose to do, but they aren't very helpful so I tried to put the pin back in myself.
I looked at the handle thing and saw two holes, big enough to fit the pin in. But he pin wouldn't fit because they weren't aligned.
So me with my infinite wisdom thought to myself, 'I'll just squeeze the handle and slip the pin in', causing the fire extinguisher to go off. 


Luckily it was only Co2 so it just made a god awful noise instead of a mess.  
 

I'm totally caught up with the space rocks. 
But i'm also going to a Christmas party on the 17th.
But I also live in a different time zone.
So 
 

21 hours ago, Fawkes said:

 

 

 

*Robot Bear

You know what you need to do! 

Just try not to develop Münchausen syndrome! 

On 11/9/2018 at 5:24 PM, Rosewind said:

I support you no matter what, Pemby.

Brighter than the sun, you're my number 1.

Actual picture of Rosie being brighter than the sun:
 

26 minutes ago, BaconofChaos said:

*drags self into Canterlot* Ahh, after 5 long years I have returned. Oh, I need to fill out a form to get in. Let's see....

 

Name: Bacon (Formerly Diego Havoc)

Age: Some

Gender: Varies

Reason for visit: Fawkes and Angie told me to.

 

Sup y'all? Just checking in, not staying long. How are things in ponyland? Got your Christmas shopping done yet? How's the weather where you are? What are y'all watching/listening to right now?

Dunno! No! Wet! George Formby: When I'm cleaning windows. 
 

15 hours ago, Fawkes said:

 

What is this?

Who is this?

Is this you?

IS THIS PENBY??

IF THIS IS PENBY, YOU NEED TO TELL ME.

ITS THE LAW.

MY HAND IS HOVERING OVER THE 'BUY PLANE TICKET TO PENUMBRA'S EXACT LOCATION' BUTTON THAT I KEEP NEARBY AT ALL TIMES.

 

 

Unfortunately not. That's Pro LOL player, Sneaky. Who does stuff to my fragile heterosexuality. 
 

If I ever get the confidence to trap myself, you'll all be the first to know. 

Halloween was great because of this:

 

Or just say I’m gonna make out with a dude. 

I don’t even have to do the chanting. 

I’m going to abuse that power to the best of my ability. 

I had a feeling you’d resonate with the word Yaoi. 

Baki, JoJo part 5, Skullfaced bookseller Honda-san and Zombieland saga are my Jam atm. 

I think a few of you’d guys here would like Skullfaced book seller since the first ep is about westerners buying Yaoi books. 

Don’t you threaten me with a good time.