lordbrony

too tough to cry. Anyway what is the most manly thing you've seen or done?

nah not that desperate yet

TPBM has a Steam account

were

strength. Its always versatile!

Speed reading or speed talking?

don't you know that sleep is very important to your health?

deep undercover

Heroes! I loved that series, speaking of which, If you could have any superpower what would it be?

don't even know what that is XD

TPBM prefers knives over guns

Stalliongrad? That ain't real son. Speaking of which, if you could visit any fictitious place, where would you go?

"[colour=#FF8C00]This was a waste of time[/colour]" Telki thought. Surveying the corridor of the second floor.

She had painstakingly searched every room, every room. Well not so painstakingly when considering that most the rooms were empty, lack of furniture included. All she could find that resembled a traveler's supplies were broken digging tools, bits of frayed and dusty rope, cut into pieces not long enough to be of use to anypony and bits of cloth which she assumed were tent and caravan remnants based on their coarseness.

"[colour=#FF8C00]Well...enough exploring...guess I should try to get to Ap-[/colour]" she mused, before a loud CRASH rudely derailed her train of thought.

One's natural instinct would be to find the source of the crash and Telki was no different, save that she had totally forgotten that creaky spot that she had accidentally stepped on earlier and had resolved not to do so again. Why? Because not only was it emitting creaks, it was emitting splintering noises. The kind that screams "THE WOOD IS GOING TO GIVE WAY DUMMY!"

But of course in the excitement of it all, she had completely forgotten about said spot, and in her hurry her hoofalls were heavier

The kind of heavy that makes really old wood roll over and give in

All that she felt was a temporary sensation of falling, followed by the sensation of weightlessness as her front left leg went clean through the floor, followed by the oompf as her chest hit the floor.

Telki saw the peach stallion walk out, taking a deep breath she pushed pushed the door open and carefully peeked inside.

Steated at a very messy desk was a pink unicorn that she assumed was the psychaitrist.

"[colour=#FF8C00]Um is this a good time? I could always come bac[/colour]-"

ham

darkness, light is no fun

The ability to sing well or to compose the best tunes?

cook anything

become master chef

open restaurant for a year

retire

The power to improve on other's ideas, or to keep churning ideas of your own out?

don't you get tired?

not fat enough thought I know a few people

TPBM doesn't play computer games

somewhere really hot, btw anyone know any good vacation spots where the air is cool?

tasted

you sound bored, go check out cracked.com. It helps

btw anyone know any good comedy sites?

myself

/me is selfish

The ability to talk to animals, or force them to do your bidding?

or rather do you want someone to slip on this and get hurt?

not be but I have a Happy Tree Friends tee that says "I'm with stupid"

Speaking of happy tree friends, funny or distasteful?

depends, are you the type who needs to be insulted before you push yourself to get better?

should

Look at TF2 seriously, the graphics are all for leetle kids

Now COD, that's a MAN'S game, anybody else stoked over the next COD?