Dashie's first pony rap.

[DashieInTheDark]

Ah, so I've finally decided to write down this rap that just came in to my head. A bit of it is rough, but this is not revised, and it IS a rough draft. Opinions?

Pony Rap

You know, people used to say that I'm whack, I'm a phony.

All because I told 'em I don't rap about pony.

Well here I am back, by popular demand,

Dashie and pony going hand in hand.

Well first you've got Rainbow being super fly.

Then you've got Rarity with her bedroom eyes.

Pinkie Pie's throwing a great big party,

Twilight always worried 'bout being tardy.

Then there's Applejack working on the farm,

Fluttershy quivering at the sight of harm.

We've covered Mane Six but we're not done yet,

there's a lot more to go will you make it wanna bet?

Celestia's always acting like a boss,

Rainbow's upset at the thought of loss.

There's a bridge up ahead do you wanna cross?

This is Heads or Tails, will you make the toss?

This is serious, right or wrong.

For Twilight to be sure to sing the right song.

A stunt brought Rainbow a broken wing,

causing her to stay in bed and read.

Twilight offered her favorite book,

which in turn made Rainbow a stealthy crook.

Sneaking her way back to her bed,

Unknown to her that the place wasn't dead.

Being caught meant serious time,

for in this neighborhood, stealing was a crime.

So this concludes this pony rap,

feel free for applause,

feel free to clap.