MLP Song Parodies

[Tempest Rime]

ITT, we tweak the lyrics of some of our favorite songs to fit ponies. I'll start with Juke Box Hero by Foreigner.

Standing in the rain, with her head hung low

Couldn't crack a smile, it was a world of woe

Heard the roar of the rainboom, she could feel the dream

She looked up to the sky, then like a distant scream

She saw one rainbow, just blew her away

She felt joy in her smile, and the very next day

Bought a bunch of party supplies, in a secondhand store

Didn't know how to throw it, but she knew for sure

That one party, with music from a brass band, didn't take long, to understand

Just one party, held in a silo

Was a one way ticket, only one way to go

So she started partyin', ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on partyin', someday gonna make it to the top

And be a Pinkie Pie hero, got rainbows in her eyes, she's a Pinkie Pie hero

She threw one party, Pinkie Pie hero, rainbows in her eyes

Pinkie Pie hero, (rainbows in her eyes) She'll come alive tonight

In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour

Thought she passed her own shadow, by the party hall door

Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain

And that one party, made her whole life change

Now she needs to keep on partyin', she just can't stop

Gotta keep on partyin', that filly's got to stay on top

And be a Pinkie Pie hero, got rainbows in her eyes

She's a Pinkie Pie hero, got rainbows in her eyes

Yeah, Pinkie Pie hero, rainbows in her eyes

With that one party, (rainbowws in her eyes)

She'll come alive, come alive tonight...Woah

Yeah, she's gotta keep on partyin', just can't stop

Gotta keep on partyin', that filly's got to stay on top

And be a Pinkie Pie hero, got rainbows in her eyes

She's a Pinkie Pie hero, got rainbows in her eyes

(Just one party) Pinkie Pie hero, (aah aah aaah) got rainbows in her eyes

She's just a Pinkie Pie hero, aah aah aaah

Pinkie Pie (rainbows) hero, (rainbows, rainbows) Pinkie Pie hero, (rainbows, rainbows)

She's got rainbows in her eyes, rainbows in her eyes

[SGpony2600]

Not bad at all. I have a partial parody of Copacabana.

Her name was Pinkie

Dressed like a showgirl

Sang a song about sharing

But it didn't do a thing

The sides were fighting

Things got a lot worse

They began to throw some pies

When they saw the whites of their eyes

One hit the buffalo chief

It's long, but I'll be brief

A little pie fell in his mouth

He turned a new leaf

Thanks to ponies

My little ponies

See something better? Well show me

Yep, those ponies

My little ponies

Friendship is magic, but lying is tragic

To the ponies!

Lost forever!

We have Rarity

She got some huge wings

She thought that she was hot stuff

Twilight said she had enough

Now she is flying

Impressing the crowd

Soaring right up to the sun

Wings burnt up, now she is done

She's falling to her doom

Don't let life end so soon

Rainbow Dash came in to save her

With a Sonic Rainboom

Saved the pony

My little pony

Don't like it? Well you're a jabroni

Yes they're ponies

My little ponies

There's three young fillies strolling willy nilly

They're in search of…

Their cutie marks

Now there's Fluttershy

She's baby sitting

Three Cutie Mark Crusaders

Though she would be their savior

But she's the shy one

As her name implies

But if you push her to far

She'll stare at you 'til there's scars

A cockatrice appeared

Trouble was all too near

But Flutter out stared that bird Medusa

Now won't you please not jeer

At the ponies

My little ponies

If you like this song, you're a Brony

To the ponies

My little ponies

I know I'm a man, And I am a big fan

Of the ponies

I feel in love…

The last part needs some work, I know.