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I think Derpy is the most offensive pony ever! Ok, did the ponies who can't take a joke stop reading? Trixie. Totally Trixie.

"An act?" He asked," So, are you with a circus?" He asked

"I-i'd love that," He said, shocked by the generous of his offer," B-but I couldn't, I would need to give some kind of pavement." He said frowning.

He looked down," N-no..." He said," I haven't much money for travel." He blushed, he was dirt poor.

He gasped in awe," Your brother sounds like a bodass!" He said," Um, I don't really have a home I suppose, I have a little hut by the sea, nothing fancy." He shrugged," What about you?"

He frowned," What's a bog trotter?" He asked

He gaped,"That amazing!" He then joked," I'm sure your brother never messed with you then?" He smiled.

"Oh, It's nothing really," He said," My friend and I were down at the beach one day, and he got caught in the underhoof." He said," I had swam out and rescued him," He shrigged," What about you?"

"Well," He said," I'd rather if you took me," He gave a small smile, hoping that that didn't blow up in his face.

"The Marribean?" He asked," The animals there! They're so exoctic, I've always wanted to go there!"

"Well, I have a lot of free time, and it's eaiser when you view it as something fun, instead of work." He smiled," That sounds like a cool pet, where's it from?" He asked with a curious expression.

"I-i have a lot of pets.." He said, brighting a bot," I have Puffers, and sharks, and cute litte goldfish!" He said,"Do you have any?"

He blushed," Y-you can read the future?" He asked," C-could you read mine please?" He asked," H-hey, that may be a way to find out if this would work out." He immeadiatley felt like a fool for saying that, and blushed harder.

He gave a shaky smile," I'm a life gaurd at the beach, but I also help rescue dolphins when they make their way onto land." He said quietly"What do you do?"

He stuck his head out from under the table," M-mojo?" He asked," I'm supposed to be with a Mojo M-mystic?"