Hell Week?
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of stuff about Hell Week. Isn't it about...oh, I don't know, 6 months early? I thought it was sometime around 2 semester. Anyway, I'm posting this because the Freshman in our school tried to hit us with water balloons. Totally unoriginal. So, they're just Freshman, they can't do the hazing in Hell Week, even if it isn't Hell Week. I imagine the Freshies that bothered to try are gonna get some licks, but that's not the matter.
Garbage bags and catapults.
So, an average garbage bag can hold ~113 litres, which is ~29.8 gallons, which is 240 pounds.
240 pounds flying through the air, add in gravity, what would happen if it hit a Feshman?
See, we have an elevated parking lot overlooking the bus's parking lot, and last year they were only allowed to throw water balloons if they stayed in the elevated lot. At first I thought we could maybe use the slingshots that the cheerleaders use to launch t-shirts, but then my scout instinct kicked in. GO BIG OR GO HOME.
F*CKING CATAPULT, MATE. If I made one each month, my only challenge would be transporting them. So, I can gather the pieces and assemble them on site. I would have almost 6 or 7 by the time real Hell Week starts. We could layer the garbage bags so they can hold their maximum amount of weight, and then we launch it onto the bus's parking lot. When they hit the ground (or person) the bags would hopefully explode and the water goes everywhere!
The only issue is, I'm pretty sure 240 lbs hurts like a *****, so...
Okay, good idea? Any ideas how I could possibly make the garbage bags explode in mid-air so the Freshies aren't hit full force and we don't get into trouble?
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