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Hell Week?


frenzyhero

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Okay, I'm seeing a lot of stuff about Hell Week. Isn't it about...oh, I don't know, 6 months early? I thought it was sometime around 2 semester. Anyway, I'm posting this because the Freshman in our school tried to hit us with water balloons. Totally unoriginal. So, they're just Freshman, they can't do the hazing in Hell Week, even if it isn't Hell Week. I imagine the Freshies that bothered to try are gonna get some licks, but that's not the matter.

Garbage bags and catapults.

So, an average garbage bag can hold ~113 litres, which is ~29.8 gallons, which is 240 pounds.

240 pounds flying through the air, add in gravity, what would happen if it hit a Feshman?

See, we have an elevated parking lot overlooking the bus's parking lot, and last year they were only allowed to throw water balloons if they stayed in the elevated lot. At first I thought we could maybe use the slingshots that the cheerleaders use to launch t-shirts, but then my scout instinct kicked in. GO BIG OR GO HOME.

F*CKING CATAPULT, MATE. If I made one each month, my only challenge would be transporting them. So, I can gather the pieces and assemble them on site. I would have almost 6 or 7 by the time real Hell Week starts. We could layer the garbage bags so they can hold their maximum amount of weight, and then we launch it onto the bus's parking lot. When they hit the ground (or person) the bags would hopefully explode and the water goes everywhere!

The only issue is, I'm pretty sure 240 lbs hurts like a *****, so...

Okay, good idea? Any ideas how I could possibly make the garbage bags explode in mid-air so the Freshies aren't hit full force and we don't get into trouble?

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Garbage bags aren't meant to break upon impact, or in flight. You'd have to devise a way to create an expansion with sufficient force and speed to create an explosion. The problem with that is that most of those would involve dangerous reactions of some sort (the ones that I would use anyway). The safest would probably be dry ice, but if anyone touches any lasting solids... it would be bad...

Honestly I'd forgo the trash bag idea. There is no guarantee they'd break in the first place, even upon impact unless they were really cheap trash bags. And there is no way to guarantee a method of destruction midair either, even using aforementioned reactions, because trashbags (cheap ones or expensive ones) don't expand like balloons, so they would break at one point and water would spill out that way, and some might get trapped depending on the size of the breach. Water balloons work because of how they burst and excess retract ensuring that all the water leaves at once. There are no trash bags like that.

Basically this idea is unreliable at best.

If you wanted to go big like that, why not just make a catapult with a bucket or net, and fill it with as many water balloons as you can muster and launch water balloons en masse. It would be safer and give the same general result. Perhaps you could even use party balloons if you want to go bigger ;-)

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Easy, cut open a side of the bag, close the gash with duct tape, tie the end of the strip of tape to 20-40 ft of string (Imagine shoe laces) tie the other side of the string to a fire hydrant. (or something heavy)

When bag goes flying, at a certain distance the string rips the strip of duct tape, the bag now have a gash letting stuff fall.

Oh yeah, for fillings, an idea: Used kitty litter

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