Hello again, Canterlot! Grab your forks and alert your surgeons, because its time for another Nega Baked Bad masterpiece!

Continuing my theme from last week, I will be focusing on MREs one last time before retuning to real food! This one is affectionately called the 'Yut Yut', the word Yut being. Common Marine Corps term for Yes. Or just a general term of motivation! Try it, and you'll swear you had the urge to shave with a ka-bar and make fun of the Army!

Anyway, this recipe is probably the only 'burger' you can get in the field! You need:

Real bread

1 Beef Patty MRE

1 Beef Taco MRE

1 Vanilla Snack Cake

1 MRE heater

The bread is easy. Just snatch it from the chow hall if you have the chance! Next, get the two required MREs. Easy! The beef patty will have condiments, and the beef taco will have meat similar to a sloppy joe! You need to heat both of these and place them on the bread! You then add some mustard and ketchup, a pinch of salt, and use the cheese spread for the cheese an you're done!

Simplicity itself! Though I dare just one of you to try to eat this beast with your hands. If you have the snack cake, enjoy it! Along with the other MRE snacks you get.

Analysis:

This is the closest thing to a real burger you can get in the field, and it's terrific. Especially if you haven't had a real burger in weeks. It will not only be delicious, but make you appreciate the little things a bit more in life and refresh your soul. A terrific escape from the hustle an bustle of the military life.

Construct yours today, and take your arteries for a ride!

CAUTION:

May make you a bit gassy!