Fawkes

INDEED, THIS IS COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED.

*rises up behind Noah protectively, eyes aglow* *growls softly* Naughty, naughty mister pony. *tail flicks side to side* Also, Skyrim.

Well isn't it obvious? That's just Luna, you know, tryin' to fix her frightening public image. ...by sending noxious, neon, hellbeasts, which look just like herself, into crowds of foals.

Oh... my God. That had to have been one of the COOLEST things I have ever seen. This... is undoubtedly... going to be the greatest episode EVER!

24 hours, my little ponies. 24 hours, almost exactly, until the greatest episode EVAAARRRRR! >:3

Pfffh, you're jus jealous of how rad I am. Kumaphin knows what he's talkin' 'bout. I'm 20% cooler than any other pony. I make this shiz look gooooood~

And THAT'S what you get for cheating to get the 1000th post in that thread >:3

Doctor Who(oves) fan? Likes Twilight Sparkle? Bear dolphin avatar?! KNOWS ANGIE CAKES?!? PLAYS A SEXY, SEXY UKULELE WITH A SEXY NAME?!?! SPPPAAAAAAAACCCCEEEEEE?!?!? Ohhhhh, boy. I like this pony already :3 WELCOME TO THE ROYAL CITY, KUMAPHIN! Pleasure ta meetcha, I'mma Fawkes~

Oooh! This one has RED water in it! Maybe it's fruit punch! *opens mouth a pushes plunger, attempting to shoot it into my mouth* *misses and it sprays all over my mane* Awwwh...

Oh gawd, Tales is having a Lunagasm!

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna pway too! *grabs the container of needles and spills 'em all over the floor like legos* Yay! Let's play catch wif 'em, Nowah! *picks one up and flings it at Noah, going a bit high and flying over his head* *it sticks in the wall behind him*

*snuggles back into Appy, hugging back* Mmh! I missed you, Mommy! *closes my eyes and nuzzles* All the ponies around here are crazy...

On NIGHTMARE NIGHT!? Costumes? Involving stitching together fabrics.... and no Rarity? IMPOSSIBRU!! If I had to come up with a theory for no costume spoilers for them, I would say Rarity probably made ALL of the costumes in Ponyville and thus was too busy to sew her own costume. As for Fluttershy... well... common, it's Fluttershy xD Fluttershy + Nightmare Night is like Discord + a courtroom. She's probably going to be shivering and hiding the entire episode. There is NO WAY the creators could avoid throwing Fluttershy into an ENTIRE FESTIVAL where she's going to be scared to death the whole time. I predict that the antics will be quite delicious xD Although I agree, the Shadowbolt Dash is VERY interesting indeed.

Oh my! If I'm not terribly mistaken... OUR FIRST BIT OF PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF SWORDS IN EQUESTRIA! >: D Also, pirates. FTW.

*looks at the empty bag of popcorn* *looks up at Tenkan* *looks at Noah* *looks back at the empty bag of popcorn* *lower lip starts to quiver* Mnnh... mmmhhhnn..... wwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Lifestyyyylles of the rich and famous! They're always complainin Always complainin If money is such a problem Well they've go-- *SUDDENLY* DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!! ...WUT D: MFW

My God... If that comic wasn't THE MOST adorable thing I have EVER seen... >: I didn't cry. But I swear I felt my heart shed a tear.

Your avatar... ...it... It is the most beautiful thing I have ever lain my eyes upon... how do I go about offering my hoof to it in marriage? I have arranged a comfortable life for it in my cottage where I will stare upon its beauty for many, many hours every day~ WELCOME TO THE ROYAL CITY, NASTY! :3 I'mma Fawkes~ Pfffh and maturity is booooooring >:3

*frowns* Mmnn... *jumps down from Appy's arms* *wanders over to the popcorn pony and buys a big bag full of cawamel popcown* *wander back over to Noah and kneels down next to him* Don't cry... *pushes the bag towards him* I boughted it with my own allowance...

N-Noah started it... *snuggles into Appy happily* *sucks on... uhm... hoof* Mommy you has the bestest singing voice ever. You soundeded like an angel!

*eyes glimmer malevolently* *stands up and shakes off apple juice* Noah... GO TO THE CORNER! *puts hooves on hips*

Aahhhh!! *falls down and gets covered in apple juice* *curls into Rainbow-Dash fetal position* *starts to whimper* Y-Y-You wait t-till Appy gets b-back....

Aaah!! *meeps and hops up and down on one hoof* AND THEN HE KICKED ME!

AUNTIE ANGIE, NOAH SAD A BAD WOOOOOORRRRDDDD!!