Fawkes

*GRABS MICROCHIP*

*HOLDS HIM UP TO NASTY*

Look!

LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THE CHILDREN! >:I

You monster!

You villain!

You incredibly handsome neerdowell of surely demonic origins!

You'll never get away with this...

NEVER! D<

*FLINGS MICROCHIP AT THE NASTYMANN!!*

3 hours ago, NastyMann said:

Nasty raises his helpless Angie Cakes to bring everyone's UNCOUTH degenerates by his arms and kicks over an already-lit bonfire and not without stammering in a blaze within tress.

...what have you done, lad?

What have you done?

What have you? :I

WHAT HAVE? >:I

WHAT? D:<

LAD? D<

5 hours ago, RarityDash said:

I'm kind of proud of the fact that I posted multiple times on the first page of this thread, before many of you regulars. 

Prove it :I

PROVE IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE FACE THE SHAME OF NOT PROVING IT!~ >:I

23 minutes ago, frostfauna said:

It's so true. I've only been around for 3 and a half years. I'm just a little baby. Lol.

Bwuh!~

Sweet summer child... so young and new and pure!

Goodness, you've made the right choice indeed coming to us.

We're VERY good at making newbies feel welcome~<3 :'3

Welcome home, frostfauna~

5 minutes ago, frostfauna said:

That was a fantastic show. Really great stuff. I'd say that, Courage, and Scooby-Doo were among my absolute favorites. Also, last post. Did I win?

*kissies yur big silly face~<3* :'3

Just now, Wildtalon said:

Part?

Yessum indeeeeed!

Part, dear.

As you may or may not have been able to gleam from the wondrous portraiture that is my avatar...

I happen to be a draconequus~

On 7/4/2016 at 3:30 AM, MicroChip said:

 

One is never dead until forgotten.

 

Also Fawkes' death have always had a very unique flair of being temporary if I remember correctly.

Valar that which is dead may never the mother's mercy morghulis~ *bleeds sap from his eyes* :I

33 minutes ago, Wildtalon said:

I like donkeys

What a coincidence.

I happen to be part donkey~ >:'3

14 minutes ago, Davroth said:

Oh look Fawkes is still alive

Fight me.

Fight me right now.

Fight me for the honor of all the Germane homelands!~ :'I

8 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

a fawkes babby I see. you july 23rd kiddos

...

...

...

...oh.

Oh I seeeee.

Oh dear oh me oh myyyyyyy!

What a curious find this is indeeeeededly!~

*coughs politely into his paw*

*coughs somewhat harder*

*HACKS REALLY LOUD AND RUDELY INTO THE OPEN AIR UNTIL HE CLEARS HIS THROAT ADEQUATELY BY EXPELLING SOME SORT OF WRIGGLING GRAY SQUISHUM*

*straightens his top hat with a flick and a flourish and a grin~*

6 hours ago, Wildtalon said:

 

My dearliest dear most malleable meowsomely multicolored mind...

...you've truly come home indeed, my little sister sliver of moaningly manic dark dementia.

You'll go far here indeed if you stick with me, kindred kitten~

On 7/2/2016 at 5:27 PM, Wildtalon said:

Tea is important + it's got more caffeine than coffee.

What is she looking at then? Judging by the smile on her face it's not seriously dangerous

It was while reading this post that Fawkes the Fawkesequus nodded in silent approval of the young mewling mind of madness, thinking to himself, "Hmm. Hmm hmm. Yes, quite. Quite indeed. Yes, most certainly. What a profoundly deep and timeless philosophical analysis! This chap has a jib which I approve of the way in which it is cut, I do believe!"

On 7/2/2016 at 5:33 PM, Wildtalon said:

I don't love tea enough to lick it off the ground, dirty or clean.

IT WAS AROUND THE TIME OF THIS POST THAT FAWKES BEGAN SCREAMING IN ONE, LONG DRAWN OUT HIGH PITCHED NOTE WHICH SEEMED TO CARRY WITH IT ALL THE HATE AND MALICE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED THROUGHOUT ALL OF TIME AND SPACE, AS HE THOUGHT PEACEFULLY TO HIMSELF, "No. Wrong. Leave." >:I

On 6/30/2016 at 1:58 PM, Penumbra said:

 

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I can't view this picture...

BUT I GAVE IT A LIKE ANYWAYS CUZ PENBY POSTED IT AND THAT MEANS IT MUST BE GOOD!~ :'3

On 6/30/2016 at 3:25 PM, MicroChip said:

 

Well now. Have a hug.

 

That way I won't have to leave.

...

...

*sniffles*

*SNATCHES YOU UP AND SNUGS YOU REAL TIGHT!*

*forces your muzzle into all his warm wiggly fur*

*it smells like strawberries*

*...except for the patches that smell like nawberries*

Never leave me, sweet neon child~<3

On 6/30/2016 at 5:13 PM, NastyMann said:

I'd consider giving you a squeeze or two if you could get my lands back from Thala

Hmm.

HMMMMM.

I don't think I've ever had the pleasure of enduring the horrors of true, GENUINE Nastymann squeezes... :'I

This is a fair request.

I've submitted a land title deed transfer request to my past self.

I have no idea how long this might take though...

That guy is/was kind of a bum... >:I

On 6/26/2016 at 2:52 PM, RarityDash said:

 

Okay. Definitely not reading it all now. 

O-Oh..

I... I see...

I uhm... I didn't know you were... you were such a heartbreaker, Phil..

I guess I should've know. I mean...

...I MEAN WHO COULD EVER LOVE A MONSTER LIKE ME!? D';

*DESCENDS INTO A LONG DRAWN OUT SERIES OF SCREECHES AND WET SNIFFLES*

10 minutes ago, Wildtalon said:

I am a cat goddess! All will bow before me!!!

 Oh myyyyy~

On 6/28/2016 at 11:58 AM, Wildtalon said:

I LOVE CATS!!!!!

 

Lets get random

Well well well

Me oh my

FEE FOE FI!

Look at this one, so full of purrs and hisses!

Oh yes, I think you'll make a wondrous new housecat mousecat BLOUSECAT for our little den of dances and derangement!

Welcome home, Wildtalon~

*stumbles in*

*falls down*

*gets back up and stumbles some more*

*mumbles something about grass*

DOOOO DEE DOOOO! Guess who's heeeere! That's riiiiight, it's Faaaaw--

*stumbles over a chair*

*everything breaks*

*screams the letter 'V' for 30 seconds straight in agony*

On 6/24/2016 at 0:58 AM, RarityDash said:

Yeah. I'm pretty sure even if you read it all they're not gonna make much more sense.

No.

No it won't.

But you'll get a chaaaaaair!

A wonderful Mad Woodsian brand screaming chair in the Court of Silence!

*holds up the luxuriously crafted pieces of the chair he tripped over!*

Look at this masterful craftsmanship! Look at the polish! Look at all these termite holes, you can't buy THAT in Canterlot!

CATHY! TELL HIM HOW GOOD THE CHAIR IS! >:I

On 6/24/2016 at 1:27 AM, RarityDash said:

Fawkes is quite the catch I guess... 

Oh...~

Oh goodness, Phil!~

I don't think anyone has ever said something so very kind about me before!

I... I think I'm blushing!~ /)//v//(\

If... if you read through every last post of LPW, I'll gladly be your boyfriend, Phil~<3

On 6/25/2016 at 5:12 AM, Volt said:

Good to have a chance to say "Hi" to all of you again.

Now back to my slumber.

 

Never forgotten LPW~

*GRABS*

*GRABS VOLT'S FACE*

*EXAMINES FACE INTENSELY*

You...

I knew you once.

WHO ARE YOU?

ANGIE, WHO IS THIS? >:I

On 6/24/2016 at 7:44 PM, Angie Cakes said:

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winter mode

 

Goodness, what a dashingly handsome fellow!

I bet he throws terrible parties and screams nonsense way too often~ :'3

On 6/25/2016 at 1:24 AM, Cathalos said:

Hey guys, look what I made!

 

 

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I... I can't like this post enough times... :'I

QUICK!

SOMEONE WHO HAS YET TO LIKE THIS POST

Give it a like for me!

I DEMAND IT! >:I

21 hours ago, Penumbra said:

It does look like its head is filled with air. 

D:<

I:<

I:

...

......

...

...quite :I

*quietly trembles with unseen rage and despair*

12 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

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Oh.

Oh.

Oh, okay I see now.

Angie noticed her stranglehold over Canterlot's Likes was starting to slip a tiny bit...

SO TIME TO BREAK OUT THE EMERGENCY ART BOMB!

LET THE LIKES ROLL IN, BEBE! :'I

Well yeah.

Of course it is.

That's what I said, can't you read?

Plus why'd you add in that weird "to to" typo...? :'I

Right, well, let's see shall we?

*smashes his fist repeatedly into a calculator*

Alright, so you took care of Rockzy by technicality, right?

That means everything he once held dominion over is now yours!

Including resources, lands, and even treeeeeeasured possessions!

*ooooooooooh!*

So then that nets you...

*SMASHES THE CALCULATOR EXTRA HARD*

A Doors album, a rusty guitar annnnnd... a cardboard box sized apartment in the bad part of New York City!

As for Nasty...

*SCREAMS AT THE CALCULATOR UNTIL IT FEELS BAD ABOUT ITSELF*

You inherit 5.7 gigabytes of primo supremo memes,  a suspiciously worded list of names, annnnnd... something. Something in a brown paper bag. Something that moves occasionally...

Annnnnd finally, as for Angie!

*gives the calculator a little coochie coo until it feels better about it's horrible life choices*

You got milk :I

Like... a lot of milk.

No, like, for real? Like... WAY too much milk...

Ah, right, and as a reward for bringing in the heads of these giants!

...

...

...

*asks the calculator to tell him a joke*

*...it ends up being really off-color but he laughs politely anyway*

*(INTERNALLY HE LAUGHS REALLY HARD THO CUZ HE'S SECRETLY A HORRIBLE PERSON)*

You get a chair!

A reeeeeeally nice chair!

Made of mahogany!

A reeeeally nice mahogany chair nestled in two by two feet of some reeeeeal primo mad woods acreage!

Yaaaaaaaay, CATHY!~

...

...

...

*quietly adds the calculator to Cathy's list of names :I *

17 minutes ago, MicroChip said:

Well, whatever I just walked into has left me very confused. Glad nothing has really changed then.

AHHHHHH MICROCHIIIIIIIIIP!!! :'DD

*squeezes into a BAJILLION separate oblivions!!~<3*

How?

HOW DID YOU FIND YUR WAY BACK HERE?

I tried messaging you on skippySkypez but YOU IGNORED ME (I'M GUESSING BECAUSE OF THE EXTREME HATRED YOU FEEL FOR ME :'I)!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

No.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You haven't seen ANYTHING yet, sweetmind~<3

53 minutes ago, Lyipheoryia said:

When I realize this is the only thread you guys post on...

(0:40 - the moment of L's realization)

One of us!

One of us!

We accept you, L!~ :'3

15 minutes ago, Cathalos said:

http://www.canterlot.com/profile/473-angie-cakes/

THIS Angie Cakes! The Seacow Queen, of Cookies and Milk

Her head decorates my mantel and her limbs decorate my dinner plate.

...

...

...

...wait, who?

I thought you meant you had brought angel food cake >:I

NO.

NO GO HOME.

GO HOME AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU HAVE ANGEL FOOD CAKE! >:I

*COUGHS AND TAKES A SIP OF ZIP*

Pffh, jeez.

Seacow Queens... as old Gods!

The imaginations on some of these scamps...

*HACKS AND TAKES A ZIP OF SIP*

11 hours ago, Angie Cakes said:

*ANGIE WORDS GO HERE!* :'I

*whispers*

Hey.

Hey.

PSSSSST!

Don't tell Cathy that you actually ARE an old god, kay?

Cuz... cuz she might eat you or something (...again? >:3) and steal your power and art ability and use it for wrong...

SO SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :'I

Hmmmm.

WHICH Angie Cakes?

Yeah.

Yeah, pretty much! :'3

At least until you kill one of the old Gods!

THEN you'll be granted LAND! :'D

*whispers*

I suggest perhaps Penumbra...

Hes been looking real extra weak and edible lately...

I think you can pull it off, yo...!~

4 minutes ago, Imagination said:

Heart arts are very red

Yeah.

Yeah.

You would know, wouldn't you?

Pfffh.

This guy.

Pfffh.

Yeah, judging by your avatar, you would totes know.

I bet you're the type of guy who goes and murders his goat-mom, aren'tcha?

AREN'TCHA?

You disgust me, Magi... >:I

*eats a Nice Cream to try to calm down....*

:'I