Skye

Haven't used Twitter in forever..

I be slightly pickled before 5pm

Huzzah, system down! Scripting calls ahoy.

I am amazed at how childish some people will get when they think they should be entitled to things they're not entitled to.

'cuz I'd love to have bought my car and never have to pay for gas or repairs ever again.

Buying a cellphone is like buying a car; just because you want the latest and greatest doesn't mean you can just decide...

Is it a bad thing when you pass gas and for a fleeting moment you actually think it doesn't smell half bad?

CNN has an opinion news article that talks about 3D printed Guns. But like so many people, doesn't seem to know or care about Zipguns. #FB

One of my customer service surveys back with the verbatim from the customer 'Free Bacon'. I got good ratings as well, but hey! Free Bacon!

I learnd today that Buddha sat on his booty under a Bodhi. *nod*

Mamakitty being adorbs. http://t.co/KzFUyvk9

*scratches his buttcheek and belches* 'Mornin, Twitter

Got my flu shot yesterday. Ironic? I'm actually feeling better today even though I know it's a vaccine and not a medication.

Oy, how do people keep up with Twitter? Hard enough to keep up with Facebook!

Zomg, my mum found my wind up toy bunny from when I was a baby. Still works!

If MLP were Anime, Twilight would be Lina Inverse and Trixie would be Naga.

Woop, power flickering at work. Stormy!

Mamakitty says, 'I has a sunbeam!' http://t.co/FyDtx206

Let's see.. Fried eggs? http://t.co/busNgMZB

Really weird, I wonder why my phone picked the picture of the cats. Well, suffice to say the REAL photo was actually fried eggs.,

Got Android-x86 working on my Netbook. Way to breathe life back into it!

That's $1.18 a litre. Cheapest gas in town in KW right now! http://t.co/IWCkiFPX

I've set my email sig on my Galaxy SII to 'Sent from my sPhone'. If Apple users can be pretentious, so can I!

I'm not sure what I'd do with #bindersfullofwomen. That'd make a very awkward filing cabinet.

Oh wow, sorry to hear about those of you that had your Twitter accts hacked. O.o