MicroChip

Maybe, but it looks like your men's about to waste one.

And so it begins! We have two sides. The new empire, and those ponies brave enough to stand up against it.

Choose your side, ponies. What you've seen so far is nothing compared to what's about to happen.

A friend gave me a computer to fix it for him...

Installed XP giving him limited user rights, I, as an administrator, ponyfied the heck of it. Now he'd must stay looking at Fluttershy as BG , Rainbow dash as boot logo, Pinkie pie sounds, Rarity as user icon, Luna as "my computer" icon... And all that, locked FOR-EEEVEER!

Did the same thing to my own. But it's windows 7, so my start-up animation's actually animated.

*Tenkan watches in the foreground, covered in dust and dirt after the explosion*

Goodness!

I should have seen this! It was a hidden plot all along! A conspiracy to change the tides of power...

*facehoof*

Blah, I'm such a gullible pony!

Don't stand for it! They did this. And not they want to raise an empire on our failure. We must resist and rebel!

A compromise, eh?

How chaotic will this empire of yours be?

I hate to do this. But this is a chaotic realm, empires can not be allowed to stand. I send out this great plea for help.

Penumbra! You and that horrid cat must come and suck out the soul of Brony-Vas-Normandy, before things go to far!

Or, we could just start a rebellion. That sounds like a much safer plan...

And no tank this time either! I'm outa here!

Oh crud...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Half of the tank was facing the bomb. The explosion was strong enough to destroy half the tank, but didn't do any more damage to it. Apart from what was cased upon landing, the front doesn't even have a scratch. Good thing I was leaning forwards at the time.

He...Hi Tenkan...

Here's half your tank... Is was just a rental, right?

Wow. Never thought tanks could fly. But if this thing keeps flipping through the air like this, I'm gonna hurl. Having one side of it blown off isn't helping me stay inside, either.

Go faster you stupid tank!

Everyone run for your lives!

Crud...

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Aw crud, another bomb!

Move over Tenkan, I'm getting in the tank!

A free-for-all would be pure chaos. The only way to win is to amass an army.

I am currently accepting applicants. Health benefits are available, salary is negotiable; to be discussed.

I'll wait to see other sides before I pick. Would probably be a mercenary, though.

Are people taking sides, free-for-all, or just validating arguments?

If it's a free-for-all, you need a gunman Tenkan?

Oh dear, what have I gotten myself into...

Quite a lot...

And so it begins folks! I'm your host, MicroChip. And this is the Last Post Wins thread: Pic Fight!

One one side, lead by Penumbra, we have team Cat! A master of making people laugh online for ages, cat is a worthy adversary.

On the other, with BlackFang leading the charge, is team Tennant. This actor turned Time Lord has found his face in more internet memes and jokes they I can count.

The fight of the thread! Bets will be taken out back.

LET IT BEGIN!

Has... has this somewhat turned into a David Tennant gif thread?

Go Doctor, go Doctor.

Here's a recap of today:

A huge bomb went off killing everyone present. Some of us came back to find a crater.

Everyone dead came back to life because of a spell.

Kitty got injured.

Kitty got better.

New guy joined (Conor)

Everyone began rolling their R's.

Conor made friends.

Lord Broney got shown that this thread isn't just a dump.

You came back confused about confetti or something.

I answered your question (I hope).

Still confused?

oh come on we're just here to dump

You may be, good sir. But to many of us here, this is a place were we feel happy. Were we truly belong.

If you want the technical non-sentimental side, I can give that to you, too.

This thread's fun. There, I said it. It's actually developed a little role-playing community. Don't know how, but it just did.

Very good. You've gotten me to feel deep and profound. Now let us enjoy our fun in what little peace chaos allows.

You want more? Ask Fawkes. He's better at this sort of stuff then me. Probably give you a little poem, too.

You mean rolling your tongue? Like when speaking a Romantic language (Spanish, French, ect.)?

No trouble here, mate.

Quite true. The worst Angie can do is torment you by going on about her wonderful food or draw a stick pony of you.

You want to survive? Stick with me, my friend and things should go all right. I'm on somewhat good terms with most people here (at least that what they've led me to believe), and I'm probably one of the few that won't try to stab you in the back, blow you up, buck you into an apple tree, drain your soul, or unleash pure chaos onto you.

Wow. Someone here seems to actually care for the well being of the rest of us.

Shouldn't take long until you become a bickering nut-job like most of us here. Or you can be like me and try to stand on the brink of insanity and laugh at everyone else.