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Posts posted by Noedig
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Well, you can't kill the undead... might as well join 'em, right?
You know you're obsessed with MLP: FiM when you are ecstatic from watching Slice of Life for the first time.
And then watched it again.
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"Why don't you make like a tree... and get out of here?" - Biff Tannen.
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YOU HAVE REVIVED A DEAD THREAD!
THE UNDEAD RISE!!!
FLEE, YOU FOOLS! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Granted! You are now popular with the bees. They sure are stingy around you... Aaaand you're banned.
What'd she do, again?
I wish Spam was not on commercials.
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Granted! Turns out it hates beards and permanently removed it.
But hey, least you have a dragon right?!
I wish the power of the Pu-pu platter was not overwhelming.
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Grante-- Oh dear... I believe you're suffocating. I can't judge you, that's what you wanted, right?
... Right?
...... Oh dear. *Hides body*
Ahem well.. uh... I wish I had thought up a better idea.
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Granted, but your dragon thought of making clones too! More resources that way!
I wish English-dubbed anime wasn't the same like every other English-dubbed animes. Same goes for the original dubs.
Same old, same old! It all sounds the same!
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Granted!
You're still vulnerable to that massive carbon dioxide-cloud coming your way. You should probably run...
I wish Fluttershy could fly faster than Rainbow Dash.
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Granted!
Uh-oh...
Where's all the water gone? Change it back! Oh no! It's not water anymore!
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
I wish I never granted that wish.
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Granted! Though you have an unending desire to pee every 2 minutes... Forever. Even after death.
I wish those monkeys would stop throwing crap or anything at me.
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Granted! Your family, loved ones, and your very best friend, is being held in the dungeon, what shall we do with them, my master?
I wish I knew the best song in the universe.
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Granted! That'll be $7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,ooo,...
You get the point.
I wish that Frankenstein was invulnerable to fire.
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(Just because your wish gets corrupted, doesn't always have to be bad )
Granted, you've been taken into a solitary room made of lead under steel... suddenly, you've transformed into Superman! Enjoy this free-lifetime supply of Kryptonite! I know I know, I'm too kind.
I wish Frogger evolved into something greater for modern gaming.
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((I wouldn't declaw them, that's just as bad as neutering/spading them, because after that happens, they'll very likely get really sensitive about people touching their paws.))
Granted! Here, for you... Hobbes!
I wish gummy bears were alive when we eat them. Just so they can scream in terror. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!! =P
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Granted! Here's a blank check signed by Donald Trump, the cops are right behind me. BYE! *poof*
I wish we knew what the fourth dimension really looks like.
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Granted! Good luck figuring out how to take care of his new, unknown, dangerous, bird.
I wish I wasn't Arin.
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Granted! You asked for Mountain Dew-soaked Doritos, right?
I wish Dewritos was a thing.
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So, that's how Equestria began...
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I got one thing for you to do.
Shh.
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Gotta love McDonald's.
Pink Slime is awesome stuff.
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You guys checked out Pluto Nash? Best movie ever.
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Actually it's lightish-red.
You get ONE salsa packet. ONE!
Do we have a deal? *Evil chuckle*
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Shh....
There's nothing to fear...
.... Here's your tomato soup, by the way.
Can you guess who will respond next?
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Eh-eh.
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