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Status Updates posted by weesh
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I was just contacted by a middle school friend who confessed that she had a crush on me. Things started getting awkward. Then they got really awkward.
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I don't eat enough food. I'm not sure why. I'm 12 pounds under my minimum ideal rate and falling.
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Apparently I don't do enough manual labor. I got blisters after just 20 minutes of using a pick.
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Today I was determined to get to work first. So I arrived at 6:00am, only to discover that a co-worker beat me by a minute. My Life is Average.
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I accidentally sold three $20 magic cards for $40 on ebay. I ship for free the day the auction is won. The feedback? "ok". What does it take to get a "good" out of you?
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Today I broke a nail. The nail on the middle finger of my right hand. The one that lets me pluck three strings on a guitar at the same time. I am sad. -
Today I was hanging license plates on one of my walls, and I put four nails in my mouth for easy access. Two of them disappeared. I discovered them later, sticking out of my beard.
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They say that a sharp knife is safer than a dull knife. My kitchen knives are so dull, that they have become safe again.
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My mom hurt her back today, and maybe she has to cancel her trip to see me. I only see her a couple times a year and that would be sad.
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It turns out that giving money is not a substitute for giving yourself. - Show previous comments 2 more
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I'll take whatever part of yourself you don't need. <mutters> And sell it to the magical licorice black market.
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: )
I'm a regular there. You might end up selling it back to me...
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I still profit then
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Why don't we do something that has a higher chance of success? Like buying a lottery ticket? From last year?
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I went fishing last week. But it wasn't just for the halibut, it was to spend time with my sister.
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Yankee Doodle came to town // Riding on a Pony // Stuck a feather in his cap // And called it Macaroni
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Good news on my grandma, she doesn't actually need bypass surgery. Nothing is wrong with her heart or lungs, but they still don't know why she has been fainting.