Cathalos

Canterlot wont load: SWEET CELESTIA I'VE BEEN BANISHED!

I found where snowflake put his sermons. and i got dew. and i dont need to go to youth. today is best day

i had an hour and a half chat conversation with myself! then i was told not to do it again.

reading the locked lpw things makes me want to cry. im gonna go do that. if anyone needs me, i will be crying.

remember that time when I left? well bye bye.

so if i get 45 posts every like 210 days, which is the rate if i did stuff right, i should get to 1000 in about 4666 days, or like 4456 from now. thats like 12 and some change years. someone tell me i did it very very wrong... please.

using a keyboard as a mousepad is hard!

you know what? consistently posting is too hard! new plan: post on a holiday themed thread every holiday, and finish when that finishes. and you know what else? i dont even care if the math would mean i stop breathing before i reach a thousand posts!