Zatchiel

You are correct, it's gonna be me, yes.

Thanks for the greetings, but I'm actually a returning member. XD I haven't been around since April, which was when I signed up, so I can surely say most will not remember me (or even know me, as in this case). *Sips Frosty* Has Swirl eaten himself yet? I'm gettin' snackish.

Chili dogs? You should make haste in eating yourself, mate.

Afternoon, mates. Acquire wealth, buy Xbox.

Can't sleep y.

Excellent. Phase two of my unprecedented plan begins.

Mortal Kombat, eh? I commend the variety of discussion. I don't play enough of that, honestly.

The toast is a lie. Captain Crunch is the only honest choice, mate.

Interpret as literally or figuratively, as you'd like.

I was thinking more along the lines of "mods asleep, moar pone", but that's A-okay, mate.

I feel a disturbance at the dinner table. It may be that time again, gents.

Spam breakfast is do want.

As I dismantle this establishment, you shall be in my thoughts. GARRRR

This is only PART ONE. MY TRANSFORMATION HAS YET TO COMPLETE, LAD.