um Dear ShyShy, where did I leave my keys? I know that, before I went to bed, I left them on my desk, which is the usual place, but when I woke up they were gone, granted I was pretty worn out last night, just have come back from a party, it was for my coworker, not the one that is all cool and stuff, but the one that kinda is super shifty and stuff, but a party is a party, well I was at the party, which was at this restaurant, never been but always wanted to go to, which is the main reason I went in the first place, you know the one where they all where those funky hats all the time, and I may have had a few too much to eat or drink, I'm not sure, the whole thing is fuzzy to me, but when I got home I was quite bloated, I mean SERIOUS bulging, pant blowing bloatedness going on, so I had take some strong gas reliever, but you don't want to hear that, but after that, I sat down watch some inane show, you know, it was one of those cop or agent show with all those letters in the name like CSVINS or something, it wasn't bad, really, but it wasn't something I would follow, unless it got really good or something, after that, I got major sleepy so I got on the usual sleeping attire, I like my jamies, fleece, not very good for the summer but great during the winter, and you can easily crash in the couch or or whatever, any time of day, and it's super cozy, with that taken care of I started to put away all my stuff, and I swear, I put the blasted keys on my desk, but they are not there, so I was hoping, if it wasn't too much trouble, I mean I don't want to get in your mane or anything, feel free to refuse, no pressure at all, but if you have the time, and it is convenient for you to do so, and you were willing, you might help locating or at least pointing me in the right direction to them, remember no pressure, if you can't, I'll be perfectly fine, I'll find them eventually, but I really do need those keys, or I can't get to work, and the boss has been ragging on me lately, it's unfair, I know, he just doesn't understand what I have to put up with at the office, it's a real mess that place, you can never get your work done, but I digress, to recap, need my keys, and if you want to help, would you mind finding them for me or something, I'll leave that up to you, but just know that I appreciate all you do, and will, wholeheartedly, repay any inconvenience you encounter on finding my keys, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. PS. If you are not busy, we should hang out sometime, I know this great place, you know, it's right next to the flower shop, about a block or two from the carousel boutique, you know the place, I think that would be swell! CALL ME! OCC: this physically hurt to write, hahaha.