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Peel the flesh off of your face for easier feeding.

Use tail whip to lower his defense, and then catch him in a super ball. anyone that tells you super balls are worse than ultra balls is a rat THERE IS NO WUB ONLY ZOOL I've called and dispatched the mystery gang and their meddling dog to find out what happened.

no. flip them in the air with your cursor to keep them away from your fort. upgrade your town when you get 1,000 gold and get a prison. you can then convert prisoners to mages, construction workers, and archers.

Fire the device at your face. only in rebellion can you be saved.

Just stay in your house and let the date come to you. it's unsafe outside

Don't worry I have a friend. Dial 867-5309

It is feeding you equilibrium juices. if you don't find another parasite and put it on your kneecap, the fluids will disperse thru your system and kill you in less than a minute. I'll call Gordon freeman to send you a Headcrab.

Can you still count to ten? if you can't, shove a popsickle stick in the protruding stub to serve as a finger. you'll grow accustomed to using it for power point presentations. Don't worry about mass effect. it was a subspace drama anyway.

Buy a bouncy blow-up fort, and replace your lost interior design with it. Your insurance should cover the cost of the bouncy house

Check Crescent's pet gecko, if not check your ear canal for seven (7) bars of lead. if you get 7 you'll be fine,

The best thing you can do is put an air hose on the lizard's left nostril and blow him up, while removing your material posessions from the inside. if you blow through his left nostril, he'll be fine.

Whoops my bad! could this be moved to the spam stables?

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