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Calzone

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  1. Peel the flesh off of your face for easier feeding.
  2. Use tail whip to lower his defense, and then catch him in a super ball. anyone that tells you super balls are worse than ultra balls is a rat THERE IS NO WUB ONLY ZOOL I've called and dispatched the mystery gang and their meddling dog to find out what happened.
  3. no. flip them in the air with your cursor to keep them away from your fort. upgrade your town when you get 1,000 gold and get a prison. you can then convert prisoners to mages, construction workers, and archers.
  4. Fire the device at your face. only in rebellion can you be saved.
  5. Just stay in your house and let the date come to you. it's unsafe outside
  6. Don't worry I have a friend. Dial 867-5309
  7. It is feeding you equilibrium juices. if you don't find another parasite and put it on your kneecap, the fluids will disperse thru your system and kill you in less than a minute. I'll call Gordon freeman to send you a Headcrab.
  8. Can you still count to ten? if you can't, shove a popsickle stick in the protruding stub to serve as a finger. you'll grow accustomed to using it for power point presentations. Don't worry about mass effect. it was a subspace drama anyway.
  9. Buy a bouncy blow-up fort, and replace your lost interior design with it. Your insurance should cover the cost of the bouncy house
  10. Check Crescent's pet gecko, if not check your ear canal for seven (7) bars of lead. if you get 7 you'll be fine,
  11. The best thing you can do is put an air hose on the lizard's left nostril and blow him up, while removing your material posessions from the inside. if you blow through his left nostril, he'll be fine.
  12. Whoops my bad! could this be moved to the spam stables?
  13. OKAY so has anyone ever had fry sauce?? It was made in Utah around the 1960's and is the most delicious sauce for french fries in existence. I think it's in Idaho too, but it started in Utah. It is a 50:50 Proportion of mayonnaise and ketchup for those who would like to try it. Usually has some "special ingredient" mixed in that varies from family to family (our family recipe is with a tablespoon of vinegar) TRY EET and check out this site http://somedudesfrysauce.com/store/ For teh lulz
  14. Yes, I really want to do this, but with my family money is REALLY tight. I'm sure that I will be able to land a summer job, and pay for it all with that including the sheets and mattress. Uhmm, on another forum, we were discussing S2E16: Read it and Weep, and Cinna said that somebody should make that bed, and after that moment (the night the episode premired) I could not for the life of me get any sleep. I was just thinking about that bed and how I could make it... hell, if it was even possible. It was a huge shot in the dark, and it is the first piece of furniture that I have ever made. I spent the next 48 hours jotting down my ideas and pacing the floors, and on my woodshop day in high school, I talked to my teacher about it, and he laughed, but then I showed him my methods and how I had the whole thing planned out, and he told me "do it" and do it I did. I want to be a woodworker when I graduate, and having something in my work portfolio my junior year would and is helping me immensely. It proves that I follow through with what I do. Neither do i. I don't like paypal, but it was the best way to open it up to a bunch of people. looks like I didn't get any bites, so I'm going to have to try something else. Shipping's going to cost that much (350$+) no matter where you put it up, with the exception of local pickup. The idea was that people would contact me if they had any concerns through e-mail and whatnot, but I have yet to receive a letter.
  15. 210+hours Little confused here...? like how I built it, what I used? how the bids went down? there were problems in all of these categories, but I just wanna make sure it isn't confusion Going to talk to my mother about the sheets and a comforter over the summer. also going to offer a new mattress (mine is old and stupid) for an additional however much the custom mattress is) Next bed is going to be a full though. alot of people said they would have bidded if it was larger, which is why I made it an english twin. an english twin is just slightly larger than a twin, so that the average brony (16-30y/o) could fit in it alone. I'm really sorry I didn't get that headcushion up in time though...
  16. I firmly believe from a philosophical viewpoint in my woodworking that the inside of a box is just as important as the outside of a box. As such, I put all my heart and soul into everything that I do no matter how small, or if it will go un-seen. the problem was the purple head cushion at the time that I put it up was at my mother's house, and being that there was an argument between us at the time, I had to go without the pictures Overall, I made some poor choices, and that's why it didn't sell, but i'll be damned if I don't get something rolling so that it will sell when I put it up again over the summer. Going to offer a custom mattress or something because nobody can seem to find an English twin Any suggestions on other things that I did wrong with the ad? cuz I'm sorta stumped right now.
  17. the sailor moon series comes to mind whenever I hear news about milky way and the galaxy girls~ I'm not sure about watching, but I'm up for giving anything a shot
  18. one time in woodshop, I dropped a hammer on my foot and screamed in the top of my lungs HORSEFEATHERS at which point, I had to explain myself which was an adventure in itself~ Now it would seem i regularly curse with brony explicitives~ It's all i good fun though, but that first time really caught me off guard
  19. Uhm... Ask me anything?
  20. Calzone

    Hey-oh!

    No problem, everyone can have a nibble! Commence the nomming
  21. Earth ponies represent! I'd be one because of the construction and whatnot, but I'd want to be a pegasus
  22. if it was animated like the picture you showed, yes I might give it a shot like any other cartoon. But it's one of them 3D animated thingamagigger shows, and I don't like that style. Here's a clip of the animation the new care bear's show is going to have
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