Stonetribe

She has been gone for awhile now... I hope she didn't forget about us. Does anyone know a way to contact her outside of Canterlot by chance?

Yes, but most of it will be after burn damage. Your end up getting a lot more assists, but the gun eats up ammo like ants on sugar, so I recommend bringing a shotgun for backup firepower.

The gun itself shoots like the standard minigun. But whenever it's revved, both when shooting or with secondary fire, it produces a small ring of fire. It's effect looks similar to the pyro's armageddon taunt with the rainblower. Does that clear things up a bit?

Took me awhile to understand the benefits of the red tape recorder. Pretty sneaky if I say so myself.

The loyal soldiers of the Stonetribe empire are big as humans, talk, and are sentient. They are above the barbaric act of eating one another to survive and- oh hold on a second. "What? Well yeah I know your different then regular bugs but..." "But their your own kind!" "In a, like a spiritual connection-" "Yeah but I-" "No I'm not saying we can't eat meat at all I'm just!" "But-" "Alright, alright fine!" Bake your stupid cupcakes Rose... "Now what?" "Oh you big babies, alright I'll tell her!" Make sure the have pink frosting.

Water makes people wet? WHAT A REVELATION!! Joking aside, yeah. I just crafted it myself and joined a 2fort server and I gotta say, it is more fun then a barrel of monkeys. Pushing people in the water and electrocuting them to death is both effective, and trolly

"Ahhh! I might just be able to pull that stick out of your rump yet!" Profit exclaimed. One of Silver Profit's servents walked up to him and said. "Mr. Wilson's elephant is ready sir" Profit clapped his hooves together. "Excellent! Alright then Wacky Wilson, show us what you've got planned hmm?"

Or you could rely on water already located in the map. Just think! This weapon practically turns the pyro into a shark on 2fort! You didn't forget that did you?

Actually, never mind. I don't think my soldiers would be too fond of being served freshly baked treats made from their own kin.

I think I'm more interested in that heatmaker. The neon sigh looks like it could be fun too.

Well well well, what do we have here? http://www.teamfortress.com/triad/ I'm totally down for some chinese mafia weapons and hats!

Silver profit burst out laughing. "Bah ha ha ha ha! Oh no! No! No, nope" He wiped a tear from his eye. "No no no, your doing it all wrong" Silver profit pulled out a sort of remote control, aimed at Putters's ball, and pushed a button. His golf ball exploded into a mass of confetti. "Lets try that again" Ge said as he held out a slingshot for Putter to use. "Go on it won't bite"

"That's the spirit!" Profit called back to CopperCoin. "How about you Mister Putter? Let's see you try your hoof at Rich ponies' golf?"

Well I'll be a son of a gun... Not only do I have followers willing to do the light work for me, but they're actually competent at it. Perhaps my arthropod army could use a few non arthropod lieutenants. You interested Rosewind?As for the highlight, I stayed up all night doing stuff. Maybe when I get more sleep.

I apologize for the out of focus image, but my phone camera is a herpaderp and cant seem to autofocus properly. All I can tell you is that its about 1 inch long, maybe shorter, and uses a proboscis to pierce the pomegranate. Heh, you may be in luck. Out of the few gifts I got for my birthday, one of them is a North America insect and arachnid field book for identifying bugs! I'd be glad to take a shot at it as soon as I get back to my mom's house. If you can snag a higher quality picture and upload it, I'm sure that would help too.

Thanks guys, glad you liked it! I really did put a lot of work into it. Sorry about the pms thing. Would you believe me if I said I honestly didn't notice it until now?

Thank you gals

Okay, post birthday bug highlight is a go! Some people might not consider crustaceans as bugs, but they are arthropods. In the Bugmaster's eyes, they are the insects and spiders of the sea! And the occasional freshwater habitat as well. I want you all to give a big, warm welcome to the Peacock Mantis Shrimp! The PMS, (Did you really think I would spell out it's whole name each time?) is quite the creature, both in appearance and action. It has the body shape of a Shrimp, the vivid coloration of a Peacock, and the raptorial claw like forearms of a Praying Mantis. They can be found in the Indo-Pacific from Guam to East Africa and range from 1 to 7 inches in length. They like to dig and reside in U shaped burrows within the loose substrate near corral reefs. One of their most incredible features are their incredibly powerful forearms. PMS's are predatory creatures, and for their size, most formidable hunters indeed. PMS's are smashers and use their club like forearms to repeatedly smash open the shells of crustaceans and bivalves to eat away at soft tissue underneath. These are their favorite food, second to gastropods (No shell = No work) How hard do they hit? Try the speed of 50 miles per hour and a force created of 200 pounds per punch! This is a stronger impact than the shot of a 22. caliber handgun. I am not kidding folks, these guys are amazing. They can also grow back any of their limbs should they fall off. It doesn't stop there. The PMS also has vastly superior eyesight, Often exclaimed as the best in all the animal kingdom. For starters, their eyes are attached to mobile stalks and can move independently of each other. They also posses what is called ‘trinocular vision’ which means they can see just as fine with one eye covered/gone then with both, unlike humans and almost every other mammal. They can also perceive a wide array of colors that most animals can't thanks to their complex eyes. I won't go into detail of stuff that neither you or me will quite understand but the midsection of each eye consists of six parallel strips, each containing different light-sensitive cells called photo-receptors. The things they can see that we can't include infrared, ultraviolet, and polarized light. This amazingly versatile animal also commonly finds it's way into aquarium tanks, both in expected and unexpected ways. A good deal of aquarium enthusiasts have gone to the pet store to stock up of various sea life, substrate, suitable water, decorations and other supplies to fill their tanks with, only to wake up the next morning to find all of the tanks inhabitants dead or missing. All but one that is. You see, the coral pet stores sell often comes straight from the ocean and sometimes, with a certain colorful stowaway. PMS's aren't too fond of neighbors, and will readily kill all other occupants of the tank until only he remains. As bad as this sounds, it could turn out even worse. Sometimes, owners will leave the tank unsupervised and come back to find it right out shattered. When the PMS digging it's burrow and comes across something that isn't easily moved, in this case aquarium glass, it's first instinct is to try and smash through it if he feels his burrow isn't big enough yet. With their strength, a regular old fish tank doesn't stand a chance. As problematic as the above scenarios sound, PMS's also often find their way into owners tanks, but with welcome arms. That's right, the PMS by itself makes an excellent pet! The are very intelligent and curious and can even interact with their owners. One way you can do this by sticking a a piece of food on a stick and let your PMS chase it around playfully. They also spend a fair amount of their time peering out of their lairs at whatever is happening outside the tank and will trace your movements. With their suburb eyesight, I would be willing to bet that they could recognize the face of their keeper. They have a decent lifespan as far as aquatic pets go, being at least 4 years and more depending on how well you care for them. However, speaking of care, you should treat PMS's a bit differently than other aquarium pets. Firstly, any other inhabitants should be intended as food, since they don't like room mates as mentioned above. Their punch is easily more than enough to break your finger, so don't go sticking your hand in the tank. I heard that a PMS will hold back a punch on their owner and as amazing as that sounds, I definitely wouldn't try it in person. I really hope that some of this doesn't come off as far fetched due to my love of this fantastic creation of mother nature. I've done an extensive bit of research on these guys, so as far as I know, every bit of this is true. Should you choose to do some research yourself, feel free to post your own findings on the marvel that is the Peacock Mantis Shrimp.

Aww man, I wanted to post my next highlight in time for my 18th birthday, which was yesterday. Too late for that now though. I'll have it up as soon as my brother is done with his pc.

Squishy turns his head to glance at a pony running across the dance floor, obviously enjoying herself. He then turns his head upward to drink the remaining cider in the cup, which is still stuck to his head. He attempts to remove the cup from his face with his forearms, but is unsuccessful in doing so as he is unable to grasp it hard enough without breaking it, and looks back to Thunder.

(ooc:Sorry guys, my roleplaying so far has been pretty bland. I promise, I'll sober up from now on!) "Oh don't worry about winning, rich peoples golf is about having fun! And don't worry about equipment, my servants are ready to provide anything you could possibly ask for. As for a "motivation", just think of it as me renting out the entire city for the day for us to do whatever we want as long as it vaguely involves getting a ball into a hole". Silver Profit turns to one of his servants. "Chesten, get Mr. Wilson a #46, 105, 243, and 76 for myself" The servant nods in agreement, hands Profit a crossbow, and walks off to get the other items. "The elephant will take a tad to get ready, so I'll go ahead and start us off". Profit jams a golf ball into the bow, stands over a golf tee, that of which's purpose will probably be anything but to hold a ball, and shoots the ball towards a flag marked as 'hole 1'. The ball speeds past the flag and crashes into a lamppost behind it. Profit let's loose a laugh of enjoyment as it does so. "Alright then, who wants to go next?"

I know, I've been lazy. I'll have the next one up soon, I promise.

I'm already planing on doing that, yeah.