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Do not feed the mantis
StarStorm
*Looks left.... Looks right......... Feeds* ^^
Stonetribe
What part of "do not feed the mantis" did you misread?
But thank you, I was rather hungry.
Do not comment the Mantis.
Tenkan
Like this?
MyLittlePonyTales
Or this?
Being 18 doesn't seem as bad as I thought it would be.
Talex
Lies. all Lies....
The prophet of the Giant Praying Mantis Goddess, at your service!
Spatt
One day, this goddess will fall from the heavens, the world will love her, and you will love her... until she decides to eat off her profit's head.
Well, I just got my molar teeth pulled today. Doesn't seem so bad so far!
shyshy
just wait, its gonna be annoying when you eat cold foods like ice cream
Soon, Spring will be in full swing here in Iowa, and my beloved bugs will once again roam the land and that we may shower one another with much deserved praise.
Bug shower!
Just got a Wii U today! Fun...
Davroth
What games did you get?
I'm turning 18 on August 2nd? I don't wanna be an adult! D:
*Hands you a pamphlet titled, "So your co-worker is a giant talking praying mantis..."*
Can't think of anything clever for now...