Deadpool

Deadpool here everypony, and today I have a special guest on my show. THE DARK KNIGHT HIMSELF! BATMAN!!!! Remind me how you talked me into this? I don't even like ponies, I'm the god da-. Language, Batman! But you curse more than I do in the comics! Yes, and we all know how well that got me with the movie department. Anyway, what can I say about Batman, he is BATMAN! I'm A MARVEL and I even love the heck out of the guy. He has so much media, you don't even need to read the comics just to know every last villain and hero in his mythos, and despite how awesome Deathstroke and Nightwing are, noone in the DC universe is cooler than Batman (In fact, noone in the DC universe has a movie that is CARED ABOUT but Batman) So does the game do him justice? Okay, let's start with gameplay. It is beat em up (a type of game we need WAY more of), controls for combat are great and responsive, you can string a combo together and fluently go straight to a counter attack along with a variety of weapons and combos at your disposal, Crime gets owned like never before. along with fun and violent. Really, I have never SEEN so much violence in a T rated game. It's so freaking dark you might as well rate it M, same thing with the Nolan movies. (Okay maybe that's exaggerated with the Nolan movies). But, unfortunately, they went for the magical T rating, with lack of blood, cursing, and other things that would have fit perfectly in the games atmosphere. You know, there is more to being a hero then just pounding faces in. Thats the next bat point actually, the bat game has many more bat ways to bat approach the bat combat. Batman beats his enemies with bat stealth, but like Assassins Creed, the great bat thing is the bat game doesn't FORCE bat stealth on you, and you use bat stealth the same way the Batman does in most of his bat media, bat Element of bat surprise to take out one or two, then take out the rest with your bat fist. You know I don't say bat before every word right? Shut your bat mouth. Anyway it's a great game so far, but what about the enviroments. Grrrr Who let Christian Bale in here, ADAM WEST IS FUNNIER! The environments are the dark and creepy environments you'd expect from one of my movies or games. Tall buildings for me to stalk crime in the night. You can find various missions and battles across the area in Arkham city, (Deadpool's note: My ending conversation with Batman could be easily deemed offensive by many people, however regardless of this, I am posting it here just because I BURNED him so dang hard, viewer discretion is advised,only click the link if you are 13 or older, and remember, this joke is not intended to offend, and should be taken with a grain of salt)

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Hi there, Deadpool here, to inform you about the greatest invention ever the chimi-.... oops wrong index cards. Anyway, this thread is about my RP, Equestria comics. Basically you play as your favorite DC, MARVEL, Darkhorse, or any other comic book character, IN EQUESTRIA! or if you don't know comics that well, you can play as a canon character, or OC for Friendship is Magic (Let me state right now, while OC's are definitely welcome, I highly prefer we stick to canonical characters of MLP:FiM and Comic book characters) Here are the characters we have so far: Deadpool as himself. Deadpool will now instruct you through each and every step of applying a comic book character Please note : Deadpool's example after showing the layout will be himself, while this is safe for work, he is a pg-13 rated character. Wiki link: For people who don't know your character, they may only want to read about the origin and powers, just put a wiki link, this way they will be able to just click that and read the important parts, saving both you and them a lot of time. Way to Equestria: Don't just say, "This character is in Equestria because I want them to be." Put reasons, and the way they got there. If you do not wish to spoil some surprise you have planned. Then just put Secret in this section. Picture: Find the coolest picture of them you can, and post it. Example Wiki Link: http://marvel.wikia.com/Deadpool_(Wade_Wilson) Way to Equestria: Nick Fury looked into SHIELDS interdimensional database and found Equestria, finding it to be "posing a huge threat", hired Deadpool to assassinate their leader Celestia, after a failed negotiation with her to be allied forces, her seeing their world as a terrible place. Picture: Heroes I am hoping to see are V from V for Vendetta Batman and many more

While I agree with you about FEAR, alot of gamers say the same the about the Resident Evil franchiseBelieve it or not, I still find Resident Evil to be scary nowadays for one reason and one reason only : The enemy design, I'm sorry, but while Resident Evil 5 wasn't scary at all, Resident Evil 4 DEFINED horror for me, whenever you got a ton of ammo, there was always an El Gigante fight waiting for you in the next room, I had nightmares because of that freaking Regenerator, and I have a more powerful healing Factor than it.

It's doing good

I'll be playing as a toned down version of myself. sincerely, Deadpool

I wanna be TEHPWNZ0R10010 the spawnkilling ten year old from Multiplayer matchmaking mode, (The reason the only COD I play was MW2)

I'm manman123454, you can join me. I'll be on in 3.2. now

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I'll get right to it.

I'm just gonna lay off the movies, sit back, and see where Hollywood goes with my movie (Xmen Origins: Deadpool) Ryan Reynolds is playing me in the movie, Tim miller is directing Rhet Reese and other Zombieland writers are writing. Yeah, that movie is going to be awesome as long as FOX limits their own creative control, which they said they would do.

Whacky walked the elephant over to the hole, whipping the creature, thus making it stomp the hole into a much larger one. "FORE!!!", he yelled as he shot the golfball with his lucky shotgun, sending it flying into the hole. "OH YEAH! HOLE IN ONE!"

(So basically this is a thread where we all role-play as our favorite super heroes and characters from MLP, I was gonna put it in crossover, but then I noticed the huge amounts of crossover RPs in the FiM free for all.) Deadpool looked at his target. "Okay, miss Celestia. Unless you got alot of money, or at least a lawyer who can make it legal for me to go into a Burger King again, you're goin down."

I just looked at Skyla. I am a highly trained mercenary, who took down GALACTUS. and that thing still creeps the flaggawaddling crud out of me.

Oh come on, you know, eventually they are going to do an 80s Ninja turtles crossover, and it will be epic. And it will be aimed towards us. And it will be the cake.

For those of you who don't know what a vs thread is. It is a fun thread where you take 2 characters and see who is better or who would win in a fight. For the basic rules of a vs thread. Here is how it works. Characters are all in normal form at the beginning of the vs thread, but at the point where you realize the other team is winning, you can immediately be cheap and change the game so that a character is a full power, each character is limited to their own powers, fanon or spin offs does not apply, popular or not, it must be CANON, . Vs threads are a fun experience but I put this in SPAM STABLES for a reason, vs threads easily elate into flame wars without a doubt. On most forums, if this event happen, most mods do not even try to monitor the environment on most vs threads on most forums, or give warnings, but instead, to lock the thread right away, should a flame war break out. So, let us start with our first VS thread, shall we? First up is vs

I've tried posting 2 stories to EqD, both of which were denied due to poor grammar, but I didn't care and took it as a chance to laugh at myself.

Deadpool examined Luna from afar before walking up to her "Thats weird, I thought you were supposed to be on the moon" he said.

(I Wonder if Rarity and Dopple know that there is an unconcious Big Macintosh in the middle of the Dance room)

(Couldn't resist)

(OOC: Man, I'm being set up for jokes)

http://soundcloud.com/2rs2ns/do-a-barrel-roll

Deadpool walked over to Applejack. "Hey, next time your brother decides to pick a fight, tell him to not do it with the toughest mercenary in town." "Wait, first my boyfriend, now my brother. You have to freak out everyone in my life!? You're a freaking monster!" Deadpool chuckled "Yeah, but I used to look like Ryan Reynolds under this mask." "Wait, that was you in this picture?", Applejack asked, pulling out a picture she got when she searched Deadpool the night before. Thinking it was one of his targets. "Yeah, believe it or not, I was 16 when that was taken. Then they put me in weapon X the next day, I carry the picture around as memento as what I used to look like," "Weapon X?" " Well technically I was Weapon II, It's a long story kid. A long, story, straight out of a SAW movie. Oh by the way, get yourself a nice rake or something.", Deadpool said, before putting 20 bits on the table.

Deadpool noticed a rather large shadow looming over him, he turned around it was a muscular character with a big build and a red shirt, long blonde hair, and a rather angry expression. "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?", Deadpool asked. "Eeyup." "Okay, may I ask you who I killed to make you so angry?", Deadpool asked. The figure only sighed. "Last night, my sister went through a harsh break up, all because the idea of a mercenary stalking them was too crazy for her boyfriend. Guess who the mercenary was?" Deadpool shrugged. "I know this one, it's that guy from Teen Titans, Deathstroke right?" The big figure only facepalmed. "It was you.", he said with a hint of annoyance. Deadpool snapped his fingers. "Dangit, I forgot to carry the three. Oh well, there's always next time.", Deadpool said, leaving the big figure in a state of confusion. The big figure snapped back to reality and then said, "Let me put it this way, your gonna pay." He picked Deadpool up, forcing him to see a depressed Applejack signing people up for the farming club. He then took Deadpool to the old abandoned dance room. "You know, I'm giving you a fair warning, I'm a master in the 5 martial arts of ninjutsu, kung fu, wise cracking, 4th wall breaking, and pogostick" Deadpool said before his opponent punched him in the face. Deadpool jumped back up and returned the favor. "You punch pretty hard but your no Collosus, I would work on that." Of course Deadpool had left a devastating blow, but the opponent recovered, but was still wondering how Deadpool healed so quickly. Deadpool then yelled "Street fighter combo crap!" and started hitting the opponent with multiple hits, one after another before the opponent could recover. but on about the fifth the opponent managed to block and punched Deadpool right in the stomach. "Y'all think you're tough, you're gonna pay for being the cause of mah sisters heartbreak! They don't call me Big Mac for nothing. ", his opponent finally said, revealing their name "You're named after a burger?", Deadpool asked. Deadpool then kicked Big mac in the stomach following it up with an upper cut, effectively knocking Big Mac out. "Deadpool wins, Fatality.", he said, before walking out of the room. "Now to fix a broken heart. with money" (How is that for a long post)

"Let's see here, Drama club, too whiney; math team, too much thinking required; Anger management club, eh would be fun to troll everyone else in the class, but not worth it, ooh ninja club; Deadpool walked and signed up for Ninja club. --- Applejack was hosting her own club, farming club, to be precise. (Next day, i think)