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The only monkeys involved in my plan are the world leaders, and non-equestrians.

My exact reaction, DaBatGuy. But, when you get down and think about, even mammals come from eggs, y'know? Just not a laid egg. No pun intended. The egg is produced by the you-know-what, then is fertilized by you-know-what, and becomes an embryo, so technically, even the strange things we call humans come from eggs. Even us Bronies did!

Use this to seduce the guard! Also, I see your from Tucson. Do you know Jo Jo? :3

Welcome, eh! REMEMBER: Still need Arsenic, Tissues, X-Game

Velcome to ze group! Ve are nearing ze goal! And I zee ve have ze Anzrax! Very good! Ve still need ze Arzenic and ze Kleenex Tizzues, az vell az ze X-Game. Get on it.

I suppose you could, if it's alright, you know, with everyone. . . else. . .

HA Absolutely what I was thinking.

Of course! How could I forget Fluttershy! Changes have been made to coincide with new information.

And I say that as a citizen of the Human Civilization, NOT a Brony. I rarely comment on stuff from a Human's point of view nowadays. Only when needed, like now. -_-

Bienvenido! Our plan will be executed once we have 10 associates. Oh, and as soon as this is released: The X-Game has the required components and chips to properly stabilize the moon in Earth's orbit and to hold it together whilst we barrage it with missiles. And that gun in the top-right corner will be used to shoot the missiles. Large missiles. And yes. That is Comic Sans.

Willkommen aboard! I'll also need: 1. Several pounds of Anthrax 2. A gallon of Arsenic 3. A box of Kleenex tissues

Well they will do what they have been doing, introduce parents whenever it is convention to the story, same with any baby ponies. It will just be assumed any foals came about the "old fashioned" way just as Lauren states, but none of that has to be mentioned on screen, it can just be assumed like in all the other cartoons that have various regular families with the older fans implicitly knowing and the young fans not really caring. Yeah good point Yes, now imagine little Suzie-Q is watching MLP: FiM, and a coupla' bros on the team do an outtake reel of them talking about it for fun, and they get mixed up and gets put into the episode. Imagine the disastrous effects. . . And, like other shows, I'm glad we've been left to assume it. Especially with horses.

Any questions? Asbestos! I'm making muffins asbestos I can! HAHAHA! -_-

Well, here's a quote from the one I read twice, Out in the Cold, explaining HOW IN THE NAME OF PRINCESS CELESTIA THIS HAPPENED: Aaaaand so, Twilight Sparkles is a father.

lol i troll u with Comic Sans As I look out my window, and see the moon, I see it looks rather. . . bland. Something's missing. And as I think of how other people view us, I realized that we need to carry out my eight-step plan to achieve total Brony awesomeness and global political dominance! 1. Raise massive amounts of money - Current step! Launder, launder, launder! Diego, set up a fraudulent credit card stealing c campaign. 2. Buy NASA 3. Set our rocket scientists/physicists to work on finding the formulas, trajectories, masses, speeds and such 4. Shewt missuls at the moon, each with a picture of Fluttershy strangling Gilda painted onto them 5. MARE IN THE MOON 6. Use said Mare in the Moon to persuade the world's leaders to hand over their positions to us Bronies 7. ????? 8. PROFIT (Global Dominance) WHO'S WITH ME!? All you have to do is fill out and post the following form: Name: Amount of time since conversion to Bronyism: How can you contribute?: Do you have any connections in NASA?: Have you ever been arrested/have a criminal record?: If so, what for?: What languages are you fluent in?: What do you think of this font?: Social Security Number: Credit Card Number/Verification Code: Name on Credit Card/PIN: List of Current Associates: Kirby Krackle - Intelligence BlindJester - Baker BlackFang - Physicist Chonice - Trapper Ziddia - Drunken, One-Eyed Scot Malkav- Interrogater daftBlue- Hacker Angie Cakes - Marshmallow Roaster Diego Havoc - Marketing AppleNitrox - Rarity Flutterscotch - The annoying know-it-all who gets killed first Gallant_Quill - Git 'er don'er SUPPLIES: 1. Anthrax 2. Arsenic 3. Kleenex Tissues 4. X-Game For all you Derpies out there: Don't take this seriously.

Hey guys what's - Oh, I'm sorry. . . I didn't realize you were. . . you know. . . please, forgive me. . . if you want. . .

As much as I LOVE Bon Jovi, I'm afraid for the 80's, Billy Joel takes the cake in my world. And, of course, MY personal favorite,

Well, I think we should hold a HUGE fundraiser. Lots and LOTS of money. Then, we kidnap a Rocket Scientist and have him work out how to do the master plan: Shoot missiles at the moon to make the Mare in the Moon! BWAHAHAHAAA!

I think there should be an episode where Rarity is once again endangered, and no one believes Spike that she is because she was going away, and Spike said he saw something highly improbable (IDK what it'd be) happen to Rarity, and he sets off by himself to save her. He does, and gets the girl. As well as a mustache. But then seeing as to their relative ages, wouldn't that make Rarity a pedobear?

This, fellow brony, is the fanfic that made me look at the entire SHOW a different way. Not necessarily in a good way. There are no words to describe it, so to grasp what I'm saying here you have to read it. But maybe this quote will help: And now I find myself reading it again. I have problems. After reading it a second time, I DO believe my life is threatened. I also ended up reading one with Fluttershy X Spitfire. . . and it turns out Princess Troll-estia was using chess pieced that looked like our beloved ponies to match up with mates, and at the very end she matched Big Macintosh with Spike. . .

Yes, and now I can no longer look at Trixie and not see . . . images. Images in my head. If I saw Twilight and Trixie together in the same scene like in Boast Busters, lord KNOWS what would happen. Oh, and remember! Giggity And yet here I am, 30 minutes later, watching that very episode. It's. . . my duty as a brony. It's hard to do without slamming my head through a wall.

I think it just might be difficult for the VA to sing with Applejack's western twang, since that isn't her natural voice. Plus, she has to sing for Rainbow Dash as well. I see what you mean. So the same person does Rainbow Dash's AND AppleJack's singing? Interesting.

I just wanna know if they're planning on implementing any male regulars next season.

Wrong. Lauren Faust should get the world. She should rule mankind until her scientists develop the technology to turn us all into equestrians, and we find that was her plan ever since the show first aired.