Hi, I'm Lightning Dasher, formerly known as Jared Deadman. I am the lead singer of the world's most popular anti-Celestian band, Nightmare Side of the Moon. I'm also dead. Here's the story of how I died... It all began at 8:58 A.M. on Tuesday, May 16th, 2013. That's when the portal between some place called Equestria and Earth opened up. An equestrian scientist who was doing an expirement on alternate universes accidentally opened it up. When the equestrians finally came over, most people thought that what those f***in' freaks could do was impressive and founded a new religion called Celestianism. Eventually, people adoopted pony names and appearances. Earth became New Equestria.