OKAY I FINALLY DID IT. I've got two clips for you here. First, a short quote from an SNL sketch, Cooking with Christopher Walken (it's more fun to quote than the Cowbell sketch, really. Everyone's heard Cowbell.)
http://soundcloud.co...-walken-cooking">http://soundcloud.co...-walken-cooking The second one is his monologue from Pulp Fiction, where he grants a child a watch that was his birthright from his dead great-grandfather. (NSFW near the end, so be warned.)
http://soundcloud.com/totaltortilla/christopher-walken-pulp