AshtonSSG

why are so many people looking at my profile? Stop it. you know i'm not popular.

Mam, I'm A Little More Country Than That.

Sometimes... Life you pit you against the unknown. Sure, it may seem scary, but do not be afraid. If you straighten up and move forward, Who knows? Maybe you'll find out fear was never worth a thing, And bravery... Will bear it's fruit.

This is my status. There are many statuses like it, but this one is mine.

Why Yes, I Do change my Signature once every two days.

Well, If you must all know, I'm going to leave Canterlot. Why I'm leaving is because of recent events, yes, but some other things that I happen to find out that I'm going to keep to myself. Inb4 i've basically left already. I have no Idea the last time I posted, besides in the Last Post Wins forum, and when I do post it's only a few words. To all my friends, I wish you a goodbye. If you want to find me, skype me. it's on my profile. Today, Tonight, whatever it may be f...

Now that I think about it, I can only imagine how many updates MyLittlePonyTales gets about status updates.

I could rewrite this whole song chorus to be about Applejack.

Everypony, I'm still alive. I just really died off from the Brony Community. I'm not saying that I hate ponies, I just don't find near as much excitement from it. You know all that I'm busy with the music and what not. but I still love you all, and I'm not leaving or anything. just updating why I've been gone. :3

Total-Tortilla Likes Red-Heads. (there was no reason at all for me to post this.)

I'm still alive! Here's a song I recorded today:

Said he hit her that morning, he hit her that night, but all she remembers was a flashin' light...

HAVE ALL! THE GIGGLES WITH BLINDJESTER.

I keep refreshing these pages like something new is going to pop up and excite me. But nothing will happen like that tonight.

and for the night...I was a drunk rock star...for 5 drunk people...and my friend who could rap pretty well.

One day, all these pony Idea's will have Apps. and I will have more than one pony for once. XD

Well, Now. She's got a rock, And I'm getting Stoned.

But for right now, let's just drink on it.

I see you readin' this status.

Yeah, I'm sure that you've heard those three words from others and they fell flat, but this ring ain't something I mean to give you and then take back, I'm a little more Country than that.

So...New pony made. now I must name her!

But then I wouldn't be bitter, I'd just be better now.

Totally about to start a Talent Show RP.

Why, Yes, I do play basketball. My nickname is Dirk Nobenchki.

Cause I'm a small town kid, driven by rock music and some honky-tonk in the mix. I like whiskey in coke, a double to the top, a shot of cuervo now and then. I never ask for a lot, I'll never need much, and I'm not afraid to admit, I'm that small town kid.