lordbrony

doesn't everything?

His

3x The Wolverine's Sharpshooter

1x Fully Evolved

My

The Brain

1x <R> Ankle Torque

1x Booby Trap (TB)

Transit time

Coming: 17/10-9/5 (15 days)

Going: 9/10-24/10 (15 days)

Card Condition

Expected Condition

keeping tabs on the stuff i bought (christ this is still here )

still in character, Telki slowly approached the young fllly. Ok maybe the teeth baring part was overkill, but still it would be really awesome if she could get her teeth to glow too. Oh well maybe next year...

Still, maybe she was going too far....

It took an accidental hit from one of the filly's failing hooves to knock Telki back to her senses and back to reality.

"[colour=#FF8C00]Oww.....ok maybe it's gone too far now[/colour]" she thought. "[colour=#FF8C00]Don't worry I'm just kidding around[/colour]" Telki threw back her hood and reverted back to her normal tone of voice.

Princess Celestia

"[colour=#FF8C00]Hi! Princess[/colour]" she called out cheerily. "[colour=#FF8C00]Thanks for the candy![/colour]' as the Princess faded back to the darkness of the house

Am I doing good so far? I need to know so I can make this better. Please say anything you want.

looking good so far, though I'd rather focus more on team dynamics over kicking butt

[colour=#FF8C00]"Success!"[/colour] She thought as one of the ponies had shirked away in double quick time and the other had seemingly ran away, collided with a mirror and was now feebly trying to ward her off.

By now it would probably be appropriate to call off the joke, throw off her hood and giggle. But it was Nightmare Night and somehow Telki thought, pressing it just a bit more can't hurt.

She walked up slowly, casually, to the pony who had her back to the mirror.

"[colour=#FF8C00]Now that your light generating friend has left you, prepare to be devoured![/colour]" she said theatrically

Telki had been peeved all day, not only did she NOT get to prank anyone, that pony that had been chatting with her not only NOT been scared, but he had actually wandered off! Seemingly obsessed with his monologue and not noticing that she wasn't following him. Well at least there was candy...

Well not tonight. Tonight she'll get her pranking done!

What place could be better than Celestia's House of Mirrors? She could hopefully hide somewhere, then pop out and project her visage, eerie eye glow included and create a room full of scary mysterious creatures.

That was until she noticed that the place not only seemed really colourful, but it had a party feel to it. A Manehattan club feel

Moving quickly towards the epicentre, she noticed 2 ponies, one seemed to be the source of the lights and the other was just sitting on her rump in front of the other.

Sensing a chance, Telki threw her hood on, focused to make her eyes glow and then stepped out of the shadows.

"[colour=#FF8C00]WHO DARES[/colour]!" she said, trying to sound as low pitched as possible. "[colour=#FF8C00]Who is making this place so bright and cheery and un-scary. How is is a creature of the night supposed to catch ponies to devour if it cannot even sneak up on them![/colour]" she said. trying to sound serious and not giggle at the same time.

Lightwind floated lazily overhead. The trip to the Everfree palace had left him unfufilled. Not only was he candy-less, he had that spare piece that he had stashed in his costume pocket taken from him by some bull like creature. Worst of which was that bull creature was practically radiating toughness. Genuine toughness. Not the false bravado he was weakly putting on and he suspected, more real than the majority of his team combined.

Well maybe he learnt something out of it.

Sailing overhead he spotted a orange earth pony wandering along below him. Maybe this was his Celestia given chance to prove himself.

Quickly gathering a few clouds as cover, he snuck up behind the pony, looming ominously behind him, waiting for that moment to...to...well he'll figure it out when the time comes, he hoped.

A little something for Canterlot

Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

but you look quite fun

ship our OCs maybe?

isn't that song just a repetition of the same line over and over?

Hmm, I think Equestria would have some small criminal element to it, but probably not to the extent that bounty hunter is a viable occupation; Equestria is a relatively peaceful land after all. I just don't think a pony could support him/herself just by catching criminals and turning them in for rewards.

Most likely I have to blend that in with a manhunter/PI type element. Along the lines of "You need to know where X is? I'll find him" doesn't matter whether X is a hardened criminal, long lost relative, or runaway

still it would be nice for more than 1 helpstaff to comment, I'd hate to waste 6 hours or so writing an app and then have people telling me that I cannot use that trope at all...oh wait it's already happened

that time that cat tried ways and means to thwat my attempts at taking a picture of it.

speaking of which, who else likes lolcats?

milk. End world hunger!

The power to make food appear or make weapons disappear?

Storm Hammer's thoughts had still been about lunch; perhaps a daisy sandwich with some fruit juice, maybe an apple or something on the side

writin RP posts

"[colour=#40E0D0]Are you okay?[/colour]" Colton asked, probably knowing what the answer was going to be. "[colour=#40E0D0]Gerrard, c'mere![/colour]" Colton asked of the griffon as he glanced at the mare's leg and chest area, "[colour=#40E0D0]What's your name and...what happened?[/colour]" the stallion inquired to the mare.

"[colour=#FF8C00]I went clean through the floor[/colour]" Telki replied in between winces, looking up at the hole in the ceiling as if to reinforce her point. "[colour=#FF8C00]I'm Telki, I'd shake your hoof but I need this one to stand on and I think I sprained this one[/colour]." she finished, looking at her left and right front leg in succession.

Telki's mind had suddenly began to buzz, as if she had somehow caught wind of something but just could not figure out what, something about the blue Pegasus in front of her. But before she could figure out what it was...

It was nothing too serious, a sprained ankle perhaps, the griffon wondering where a pony's 'ankle' would start. "I told you she wasn't a criminal Colton, we don't have to arrest her after all. You gonna be okay gal?" he commented in a slightly concerned voice, the griffon getting uncomfortably close, his beak inches from the mare as he inspected the situation. He shuffled through his bag of supplies, the griffon pulling out an odd kit. "I have a travel size first aid kit here, what needs treatment the most my lady," he added in a suddenly sincere voice, the shifty griffon suddenly seeming interested in helping her out.

[colour=#FF8C00]"Its my knee.....[/colour]" Telki gasped in between heavy breaths, hoping that the amputation comment was a joke "[colour=#FF8C00]Some first aid would be nice if you have something for a twisted knee....hopefully it'll be ok in the morning[/colour]."

"[colour=#FF8C00]Could one of you help me out? I don't think I want to stay in this building any longer than I need to...[/colour]"

Storm Hammer's thoughts had still been about lunch; perhaps a daisy sandwich with some fruit juice, maybe an apple or something on the side....

[colour=#A9A9A9]"What do you think has happened now? Me and Livewire are both here, so it must be big."[/colour]

Carelessly, absentmindedly, he turned to the sound of the voice and came face to face with a pony in a white mask.

"[colour=#006400]Wharg?[/colour]" he yelped out of instinct. Before the rest of his brain kicked in and reminded him that that pony wasn't out to get him; far from it. It was actually a teammate.

"[colour=#006400]Discharge you scared me....[/colour]" he let his voice trail, more annoyed at himself for losing his wits than with the sudden intrusion. Him and Discharge were in the same boat, having been granted powers and drafted into a war neither of them wanted. But at least he was somewhat normal in appearance, alicorn-ness aside, what did Discharge have to do to drive him to wear and mask and hide his identity so fervently....

"[colour=#006400]I hope its nothing[/colour]" he replied half with worry and annoyance. As if in agreement his stomach let out a growl.

Mumbling a half greeting to Tank, he slumped down on a chair at the back, trying to ignore the suggestions of his stomach that he should be elsewhere, preferably an elsewhere with food.

nothing of that sort. Speaking of which, ever had anyone wildly make up stuff about you?

isn't everything?

(OOC: roflmao wordsmith sounds like a friend of mine, she uses words and sentences that are way to long for her own good XD)

Telki was trying to pin point the sound of the earlier shriek, perhaps looking for a chance to ambush the shrieker and perhaps get some jollies out of it

What happened next was totally unexpected....

[colour=#996699]huge wall-o-monologue[/colour]

"[colour=#FF8C00]Waa?[/colour]" Telki's mind raced to catch what was said, then slowed down as she slowly digested everything.

Catching the gist of it, she lowered her head slightly as if slightly contemplating, the raised it slowly and replied in the lowest tone she could muster, hoping that it would hide her usual high pitched voice.

"[colour=#FF8C00]It is all but a game, and we are all players[/colour]" she said slowly, deliberately. "[colour=#FF8C00]Doesn't mean that we need sit passively and play by the rules. RIGHT?[/colour]" at the mention of RIGHT she turned to face the speaker, face obscured by the darkness and the hood of her traveling cloak, eyes blazing an eerie fire red.

Would these be allowed for mane RP:

A Dog the Bounty Hunter ish character

A Noir style PI / Lawpony?

if I asked you to tell me would you refuse and defer to me?

Blu- <gets launched into a pit>

Btw whats your favorite Monty Python segment?

why would you want to spend eternity doing someone else's bidding?

The power to change your appearance or to cast illusions?

Spelljack-Judgement rare

Eldrazi Conscription-Rise of the Eldrazi rare.

Pemmin's Aura-Scourge uncommon

just some trading stuff nothing to see <whistles>

I don't think we have any characters in the legal profession; I'd been knocking about an idea or two for a lawyer OC...

hopefully he'll be more Ace Attorney then those slimy lawyers you see in TV dramas

Also might have to make a unicorn coal miner or something...

*Goes off to think of some filthy jobs*

a unicorn with strong telekinesis and a coal finding spell would hit the spot

Storm Hammer flew hurriedly towards the CUTP base. Despite being a full fledged member for his bravery in the Legion battle he had been hesitant to join, believing that the way of the hero was not for him. Princess Celestia herself had to personally convince him, and even then he refused to give up his day job, perhaps foolishly believing it to be his last link to a 'normal' life.

Landing at the lobby he did a quick time check, maybe there could still be a chance for a quick bite before the tea-

[colour=#ADD8E6]"Will Tank, Livewire, Fyre, Storm Hammer, Marcian, and Discharge please assemble at the briefing room. Again, Tank, Livewire, Fyre, Storm Hammer, Marcian and Discharge please come to the briefing room."[/colour]

Storm Hammer winced at the mention of his name. Giving up all thoughts of lunch he trudged towards the briefing room