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Welcome to Canterlot from the colonies, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do.

Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Orange had been deeply enjoying the Vodka even through his new found difficulty pouring it into the absurdly small shot glasses. 'They should make a bigger shot glass that would make sense, no more difficult pouring and more vodka. A win, win. Ha I've solved all the vodka problems in the world, I will be known as Orange Tundra the Vodkavich and will be regarded a hero in Stalliongrad. Ponies will bow down to me for solving the world's greatest problem' Orange thought to himself, picturing himself on a throne ruling a kingdom of vodkavites. Because of this when Doctor Betterbones removed his precious vodka bottle he was devastated. Orange had barely noticed what the Doctor said before but only could remember something involving 'speaking' and 'Doctor' and 'your'. Because of this Orange acted appropriately to this, he acted in a manner similar to any mother if somepony would take away their child, "but ... but, ohhh" was all Orange could mutter in an extraordinarily defeated tone. "Why don't you lie down for a bit, take the pressure off that sprain of yours?" "mmmhm ok" Orange said in a muffled defeated tone as he began lay down, defeated Orange thought back to all the good times he had with that particular bottle of vodka, though they had only just met they were able to console in each other like old friends, the vodka bottle never judged him or asked questions but just stayed there, the ever present friend. Orange just laid down on the floor defeated. "Cookies! I'll go get the cookies I promised. You - wait here." Orange's ears perked up at the prospect of cookies, the universal treat for any occasion "YAAY" Orange cheered his missing vodka bottle all but forgotten at the prospect of getting cookies. "Oh I hope their chocolate chip or better yet vodka flavoured" Orange began, as he started to hop around the room like a little (drunken) colt. Orange continued to bounce around the room only swaying slightly with the new found energy.

Hey, welcome to Canterlot hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Hey, welcome to Canterlot hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Hey, welcome to Canterlot hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Why do I panic About every little thing Oh why, oh why me

I am a winnerz

Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. Also can my muffins be muffin flavour PLEEEEEEEASE

Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. If you want to start Rp'ing you should start up an application straight away, can't wait to see you around the Rp circuit

Hey welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

As the unicorn mare talked to the Doctor, Orange began examining his bottle more and more. Orange didn't want to be involved in this conversation if he didn't have to. 'Strange, Doctor Betterbones looks somewhat happy to have so many people interrupting him' Orange thought to himself. "I am Doctor Betterbones, and that over there is my new friend, Mister Dimitri Orangiko Tundra." Orange merely looked up from his bottle to acknowledge his name, while smiling inwardly at the thought of making a new friend that day. For most of his days were spent working on the farm he had little time to socialise with other ponies yet alone have time to make decent friends, for the first time today it looked like his luck was starting to change. Orange downed another shot of Vodka and started to feel the effects of the Vodka, as the two ponies continued to talk he could start to feel the numbness spreading from his extremities. His mind slowly became fogged, which was a welcomed effect as it wiped the pain from his mind. 'Ah this is the reason why I always carry a bottle of Vodka' Orange thought as the ground began to sway ever so slightly. Orange was no light weight but his vodka was no light weight either for it was barely under the maximum legal alcohol percentage and far above most average drinks. Orange knew how to handle his drink and started to focus all his effort in keeping himself upright. "Ah thank you vodka, you always know how to make me feel better" Orange mumbled/slurred slowly finding it difficult to multitask both standing up and talking. Orange set down one of his shot glasses onto the floor preparing to pour himself another drink, 'strange, I don't remember putting two shot glasses down' Orange thought as he tried to force the two images into one. "Ok, ok I got this ... I ... just ... have ... to ... concentrate" Orange mumbled as he started to move his head closer to the floor in an effort to focus on them.

Welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Welcome to Canterlot, hope you have as much fun here as I do

Episode seven My weekly dose of pony Has just been fulfilled

Hey there, welcome to Canterlot hope you have as much fun here as I do

Welcome to Canterlot, hope you have as much fun here as I do

Hi welcome to Canterlot, I hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Orange poured the remnants of the Vodka in his shot down his throat trying to remember the last time he had done some quality testing on the Vodka. 'This shot passes' he thought to himself trying to remember when he probably made the batch. "Come on, Let's see if we can't find you a room that isn't too inhospitable." Until now Orange hadn't noticed how large the Doctor's surgery was, it had probably half a dozen separate rooms or more but that might had been due to the Vodka 'that's strange why have such a large Doctor's surgery for such a small town and then have it run by one doctor' Orange pondered getting ready to start firing questions at the Doctor before Orange could start, Doctor Betterbones had started to open a door to a somewhat cozy room yet still sterile room. "Let me just open this for you..." Doctor Betterbones remarked, Orange shot the Doctor an unamused look but immediately smiled remembering the previous events involving the front door. "Do what you must, but Celestia herself probably couldn't prevent the bad luck I've been having so far" Orange remarked remembering the exploding Vodka cart and unfavourable door incident. "Now is there somewhere I can go wash off my face? If I don't it may stay like this and have you ever seen a pony with a black sooty face and Orange body ... not a pretty sight" Orange remarked as he began to look around the room for any form of door that may lead to a wash room. Seeing a nondescript door on the other side of the room, Orange walked towards the door only to pause momentarily to cautiously push the door open with his hoof in case a piano or any other strange thing may want to happen to him. Orange quickly washed his face in the sink, making himself look at least somewhat respectable, Orange looked into the mirror getting the first sight of his wings: they were slightly singed around the tips but were mostly unharmed. He didn't really care about the weeks it would take for him to be able to fly again as most of his days were spent working the fields tending to his crops or making his vodka. "Hello, um ... Doctor Betterbones, is it? I'm Arnica. I'm kind of new around here... is now a bad time?" Orange looked towards the source of the voice, that being a white unicorn mare. Orange just assumed her name to be Arnica and that she must have been either an old acquaintance or a family friend. Orange just decided to pour himself another shot thinking of different ways he could possibly serve it, trying to avoid being dragged into a conversation he had no part in joining.

Hi welcome to Canterlot hope you will have as much fun here as I do

Yes another Aussie Brony, yay see that Canterlot we're not a minority now. Anyway welcome to Canterlot, hope you'll have as much fun here as I do

Hi there, welcome to Canterlot I hope you will have as much fun here as I do

Is it raining now? I wish pegasi were here They could clear the skys

Ah so much top gear Just so many episodes Some drive really fast

Boom shakalaka Just my favourite phrase thing Just so fun to say