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Haserman

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  1. "I had a practice there, helping out all the busy and important ponies... but there were already plenty of medical ponies there, and I felt like I should be somewhere where I could really make more of a difference." Orange finished his shot, 'it makes sense, I don't know how ponies can stand living in large cities' Orange thought to himself 'Oh, well at least Vodka makes everything better'. Orange could all to well remember the bustling streets of Stalliongrad, living life amongst the factories and the desperate need to be alone and away from the mass multitude of ponies. "You know, now that you've agreed to stay the night in Solstice Heights, you might not have to stay here. There is an inn right outside where you'll be much more comfortable for the night, and warmer, too. These halls get so chilly at night. Since the inn is so close, and there'll be other people around there, I'll be able to tend to you in the night if you do need attention, but as I say, you'll also be more comfortable than staying here." "That sounds like a great idea, yeah it would be more comfortable than staying here for the night" Orange instinctly reached down for his bit bag. "Oh great" Orange muttered as he remembered disctinctly placing his bag full of bits into the cart in favor of a Vodka bottle and some shot glasses "Nice one Dimitri" Orange sighed using his Stalliongradish name. "Well this is awkward, my bits sort of took the same trajectory of my cart" Orange tried to mimic an explosion with his hooves as he pictured small destroyed bits raining down around Equestria "So I'll take a guess that most of my bits are scattered around half of Equestria". Orange started to contemplate how he would try to resolve this situation "Damn well I'm kinda screwed, can I stay here and in exchange I'll give you half of what's left in my Vodka bottle" Orange said, "the other half's mine, it's for ... uhhh for quality testing? Yeah, yeah, yeah quality testing". Orange didn't like being a burden to anypony especially if they had the power to probably turn him into a apple but he really was stuck between a rock and a hard place right now. He could only hope his gracious offer of his precious vodka would help smooth things over, he really didn't want to become an apple today of all days.
  2. Great story so far, not too many mistakes just a few typing mistakes. It's good to see a story offering a backstory to the Celestial sisters. If you ever need a editor or proof reader just PM me or something, I've proof read a few stories and I'll be glad to help. Keep up the good work, can't wait to see more.
  3. That post above me Makes up for that small mistake Well done by the way
  4. Hey valve count to three One two episode one two Silly valve where's three
  5. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you have as much fun here as I do
  6. Welcome to Canterlot, I hope you will have as much fun here as I do
  7. "Headache, memory loss, restlessness, loss of balance... Orange Tundra, you are the walking definition of a grade two concussion. Now, there are no magic pills to fix your problem, but combined with your sprain and bruising, I'm definitely prescribing immediate bedrest. I'll be sending a letter to whomever it is you need to get back to, excusing you, because you need to recover here for at least a night. After that, we'll do some more tests to make sure you're safe to go home." Orange was promptly placed into a chair only just barely hearing the last bit of the Doctor's rant, Orange had already started to form the most convincing argument he could possibly come up with at that present moment. "But, but ... bdssd-d-d bu-, but ... work need to fix, lots to do" Orange said half heartedly, he already knew that he was fighting a loosing battle. The Doctor seemed more stern than before but Orange could see the care in his eyes, the Doctor just wanted to make sure his patient was ok. Orange tried one last ditch attempt "But I'm the only person on my farm, I work alone you see" Orange said "I work better that way", Orange muttered under his breath. "If nobody's there absolutely no work will be done ... at all!". Orange put on the most convincing look he could muster at the moment in one last hope for escape. Orange could see the determination in the Doctor's eyes and a look that could only be described as 'I'm the Doctor and the Doctor is always right', "Oh ok, you win, I'll just stay around here for a day. Do I have to stay here? If not is there a bar around here? No I doubt it, it's just such a small town am-I-right but hey why are you here, I mean for such a small town why would a Doctor like yourself be here? Oh don't worry about the bar, I never leave home without a bottle" Orange then immediately brought out a bottle of Vodka from seemingly out of nowhere and two shot glasses. It was a simple glass bottle containing crystal clear vodka, only to be blemished with a an orange tinted circle with the words 'vodka now 20% stronger' moulded into the glass. Orange just looked towards the Doctor and calmly asked "Want some, I made it myself?"
  8. Oh my friggin god Must play so much minecraft now Well there goes my life
  9. Welcome to Canterlot, I hope you have as much fun here as I do
  10. I can see that this is a WIP just to help you out for your character summary here is the design of Stalliongrad (sorry no easy link can't do it on an iPad) If you use some infirmation like the districts should make a really make this app seem more appealing. It's also so good to see any those Stalliongrad pony, can't wait to see more threads in Stalliongrad, I've always been tempted to join the only thread there but it never really seemed to fit my character. Anyway if you need any help or if you want to create a new Rp thread in Stalliongrad feel free to Pm me I'm always glad to help anypony.
  11. Welcome to Canterlot, if you haven't already you should start up a Rp application. Can't wait to see you around the Rp circuit, hope you have as much fun here as I do.
  12. Ah watching Top Gear Got to love those challenges Just so damn funny
  13. Welcome to Canterlot, I hope you have as much fun here as I do. You should start up a Rp application straight away so you can start Rp'ing asap, can't wait to see you around the Rp circuit
  14. Orange was always a little wary about unicorn magic but sometimes it was just unavoidable. Orange just tried to ignore the worst case scenarios running through his head, ranging from massive explosion to a large gelatinous fire. 'After I get the ok from the Doctor I can leave' Orange thought to himself over and over again in an effort to calm himself. "Congratulations. No fracture" Orange was quite relieved at the, Doctor's prognosis the sooner he could out of here the better. All Orange had to do was act like he wasn't in copious amounts pain and he could leave for Stalliongrad. "Does your head hurt? Well, I mean, did it still hurt from the explosion before you rammed it against my office door?" "Well it did, but it's probably nothing I probably just hit it against the ground" Orange hated lying to anypony 'no It wasn't a lie, it was just a half truth' Orange thought. Orange was still feeling a little weird after the cart mishap as if he as in a bit of a haze, Orange just put it down to just being tired and overworked. Orange looked around trying to avoid the Doctor's eyes, "wow why would there be such a large Doctor's office in a small town like this and why is it so empty, maybe he's a bad doctor, oh no the sooner I get out of here the better" Orange said aloud unaware he was monolouing his thoughts. "So yeah nothing to worry about just a bit of a headache, nothing some sleep back at home can fix" Orange said beginning to feel exceedingly tired. The ground seemed to move as and Orange swayed in an effort to try to stay upright, "I'm not that bad, I'm not that bad, really I'm fine" Orange began to mutter to himself as he started to fall down.
  15. Welcome to Canterlot, hope you have as much fun here as I do. Also damn that's a lot of OC's maybe you should start Rp'ing with some of them
  16. This may clear up the reason why Luna's hair was like that http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/302/f/c/the_truth_about_luna__s_hair_by_axemgr-d4dkhdh.png Sorry that it's a link can't post pictures via iPhone
  17. Welcome to Canterlot, I hope you'll have as much fun here as I do. If you love Rp'ing you should start up an application straight away, can't wait to see you around the Rp worlds.
  18. Welcome to Canterlot I hope you have as much fun here as I do. Sorry I can't really help you on your quest for the location of statistics but goodluck
  19. Welcome to Canterlot, I hope you have as much fun here as I do
  20. Shameless bump of thread I feel so damn dirty now Bump bumpity bump
  21. I have to agree With the tortilla man thing Why must you do that
  22. Hey there welcome to canterlpt I hope you'll have as much fun here as I do
  23. "How interesting! I've never met a pony who brews vodka, you know. I've also never met a pony who's been in a vodka explosion, so you're something of a novelty, my friend. Stamp your rear left leg for me?" "Yes I brew Vodka from my potatoes that I grow out near Stalliongrad, I was just transporting the bottles when I think a bolt of lightning or something struck my cart" Orange winced as he remembered the thought, it would take him weeks to gather and brew the next set of Vodka further delaying his deliveries. Orange remembering the Doctor's request began to place pressure on his rear left leg "it doesn't hurt too much not enough to stop me returning to Stalliongrad", Orange was already thinking out the hate mail he would be receiving for yet another late delivery. "Does that leg hurt more when you put pressure on it, or when you stretch it?" "A bit of both my friend, but I assure you it isn't too bad, I managed to walk here without too much trouble ... even though I can't remember most of it, I must have been in a bit of a haze", Orange's eyes looked up in an effort to remember what had happened before he had appeared at the Doctor's office, Orange looked slightly dejected and muttered "nope still can't remember" Orange was still hopeful of his speedy return to his humble potato/vodka farm to try to produce the lost stock as quickly as possible, if not some of his customers may turn to the alternative cheaper cider that he despised so much. For as long as Orange could remember vodka was only popular in Stalliongrad but after his creation of his farm his life goal was to popularise vodka to the larger Equestrian market, so far many bars and other establishments now sell vodka over the counter, but there was still much to go. If Orange could not continuously supply vodka, months of hard work of advertising and product placement would go down the drain. Orange looked upon the doctor with hopeful eyes waiting for his ultimate prognosis, hoping by Celestia's beard that he would be able to go back to his farm as soon as possible.
  24. That's a great idea but I'll probably will still need admin approval to create a new area but that location would be perfect for it. Thanks
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