You are/What do?

[JAKJAK291]

I play the "Ignorance of that Anime! HA!"

What do?

[Linkhopper]

Im calcifer the scary fire demon!

Tell me all you know

Bllaaarrgggghhhhhhh

[frenzyhero]

Its pretty sloppy, but here it is.

I will make a signature if you want.

You are a spoon, what do!?!?!?

[Linkhopper]

I will make a signature if you want.

You are a spoon, what do!?!?!?

THE LIVING LEGEND, THE ONE AND ONLY! FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNZZZZY!

Buuuuuuuut srsly what you gon do with that picture

I aint no spoon! I am fork!

[frenzyhero]

THE LIVING LEGEND, THE ONE AND ONLY! FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNZZZZY!

Buuuuuuuut srsly what you gon do with that picture

I aint no spoon! I am fork!

Well, I planned on making a signature, you want to give me any specifics on how you'd like it?

You are ninja, what do? Honestly, why was this not posted yet...?

[Linkhopper]

Well, I planned on making a signature, you want to give me any specifics on how you'd like it?

You are ninja, what do? Honestly, why was this not posted yet...?

Because everypony knows im the ninja!

Wait, make sig as in, draw, or supreme editing skills.

Congratulations! Your iLinkhopper is yours to command. He can do a multitude of things! What do?

[JAKJAK291]

Make me a sammich.

You make an awesome sammich, what do?

Also, there really wasn't any secret. It was just a simple distraction.

[frenzyhero]

Get eaten by awesome Vinyl.

You are an awesome redstone circuitry master, what do?

[Linkhopper]

Get eaten by awesome Vinyl.

You are an awesome redstone circuitry master, what do?

I actually am

Finish my redstone computer, and make it actually WORK!

You have to rough up your favorite pony for some money. What do?

[ONWARDconwardicus]

I give her the money that I take.

You are now going to dream of Discord every night of your life, and when you wake up one event from the dream will come true.

I ask you one question.

What do?

[Linkhopper]

I give her the money that I take.

You are now going to dream of Discord every night of your life, and when you wake up one event from the dream will come true.

I ask you one question.

What do?

Well I play my cards right. I introduce one pony right when I enter then wake myself up. Now I have my own rainbow dash!

You have the voice of Lenard Nimoy. What do?

[Volt]

Walk down the street, pick random people and follow them narrating every single action they do. Afterwards, threat to eat their world ._.

You're sitting in an airplane during flight when you accidentally notice Elvis Presley hiding in the baggage locker. What do?

@Linkhopper:

And seriously, Link, consider that you don't have to quote everyone when responding. People are actually smart enough to know who you're addressing with your words. Moreover, that's a 'notification' annoyance when somebody tries to follow only few but meaningful topics. Plus, it makes the threads extra long. When quoting only words, then maybe a line or two doesn't matter. But images are a vastly different thing. My 3 cents

[Linkhopper]

I hastily prop elvis up and throw him into space, and he comes back years later with alien life on his back. Also, it turns out his hair was a space frog

@Villefort

Thank you for that . Didn't want to be annoying everypony for the rest of my days

You can shape shift into any balloon animal, what do?

[TNH]

Shapeshift into the most complicated balloon animal of them all... the SNAKE!!!

You are walking down the street when suddently you are attacked by an old lady with a cat-zooka, what do?

[frenzyhero]

Beat the bejeebus out of her with my new knuckles I just made today out of aluminium. My father owns a foundry.

You are old lady with cat-zooka! You approach a young man with aluminium knuckles, and he proceeds to attack you! What do?

[TNH]

Call the cops and claim the man started the whole thing. I'm an old lady, the cop HAS to believe me!

You're suddenly turned into a toaster! What do?

[Linkhopper]

I taunt small children into putting forks into me, and scaring them into the jibblies.

All your class is robbed by an aligator. What do?

[JAKJAK291]

Make sure it isn't gummy.

You are gummy, what do?

[Linkhopper]

I steal all your class!

I stole your class, what do?

[TNH]

Delete file Linkhopper.exe

You see a robot and a hippie fighting to the death with a pair of salad tongs, what do?

[Linkhopper]

Wh-why would you delete me ;_;

(Linkhopper.exe has been deleted, shutting down)

I take the tongs and eat mah salads! (I paid for it!)

Also I wire the robot up to a hamster wheel, that makes the hamster wheel spin, and power my house.

The user below me has crashed, windows can fix the problem or something else along the lines of dropping a piano upon your head. What do?

[JAKJAK291]

Turn off my NES and go outside.

You are Tarzan the Monkeyman, Swinging from a rubberband, you slip you fall, you break your rubber ba--- what do?

[frenzyhero]

Sell bets.

You are apalled; what do?

[JAKJAK291]

Hold out a hoof and say I'm a Paul, like all the other Pauls at this Paul convention."

You are also Paul, what do?

[Linkhopper]

REMOVE HIS BRAINS!

You are a cereal about to get eaten with my magic spoon, what do?