TehBbqdPizza Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Post your pony jokes here. (No off-colour ones, please.)"As of right now, the majority of the MLP fandom are males. I can say there's a..."colt" following. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sevofthesands Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Spike loves rarity so much ... he must think shes a "gem" of a pony *crickets* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodokuna Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Post your pony jokes here. (No off-colour ones, please.)"As of right now, the majority of the MLP fandom are males. I can say there's a..."colt" following. "Spike loves rarity so much ... he must think shes a "gem" of a pony *crickets* You guys are so Filly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowghost Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 I'm not so sure if I can make one, all I recall and comes to mind is Pinkie's "Oink Oink Oink" is replaced by Team Fortress 2's "Snort Snort Snort". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlicornFluttershy Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Why is the Rainbow Dash air conditioner better than others?It keeps you 20% Cooler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowghost Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Lol, nice one! 20% cooler is always the funniest when it comes to cooling stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodokuna Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Why is the Rainbow Dash air conditioner better than others?It keeps you 20% Cooler The greatest joke I've heard yet. Props to you, princess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derpyy Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 What did the horse say when he fell down?Help! I can't Giddyup! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodokuna Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 What did the horse say when he fell down?Help! I can't Giddyup! You and AlicornFluttershy both made my night filled with glee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowghost Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Lol, another one. Should go side-by-side with Pinkie's Comedy Night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArdillaVerde93 Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I've got one! Based on a true story!"Hot Topic's MLP pins aren't cheap, but they would get me respected and noticed, so I was happy to pony up the cash." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowghost Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 "Pony up, boys!" --- TF2 EngineerThat's what comes into my mind when people use that pun.-----------Never mind, it's time for me to make one, based on the Smurf series that keeps on using the word "smurf" as a form of verbs. I apologize if this is not funny."This is a pony. She can help you pony up to win the pony race. If you don't pony up, I'm going to pony slap you till you get yourself pony back up again! Do you copy that, pony?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aFlatmajor Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 One day, Spike had a sore throat. He goes to Twilight and tells her that "I'm a little hoarse". She replies "No, you're a little dragon!!"*ba dum tss*How lonely was Twilight when her friends abandoned her? So lonely that Celestia considered banishing ponies to her instead of the moon.After a freak accident, Apple Bloom goes to the hospital, fearful of have breaking a bone or something. Later, she runs out the hospital running to and fro, showing everypony an x-ray of her and screaming "The docter showed me my cutie mark!! I'm going to be a paleontologist!!", not realizing that she was seeing her bones, not a cutiemark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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