The game that changes on the spot.

[AegisTheProtector]

No, I'm not talking politics, I'm talking about Calvinball.

For those of you unfamiliar, the rules are here.

The game will go like this:

Player 1 (Me) will make a rule or something similar that effects the next post. The next poster will have to come up with a rule or something else witty to get out of it and make it rebound, such as the boomerang zone. Rules can be as simple or complex as they want, but remember any careful argument you make can be discredited,

The most recent post will effect the next poster, regardless of who the last poster was. Bonus points for hitting someone with the calvinball.

First Rule: You just entered the forest zone. If you can point north right now, then you can go out. Otherwise you will be hit by the Calvinball.

[PrincessStarlight]

The person holding the Calvinball must now do a twenty second jumping jack session.

[AegisTheProtector]

The Calvinball currently has the negative effect, reversing the time I have to jump, making me gain twenty seconds of no jumping jacks for the future. Sadly the ball also has the slim aura on it, making players have to drop and give me fifty.