MontyPython Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 John Cleese, a tall and gangly grey stallion, casually paced the training room, the look of sheer anger and determination written upon his face. He then suddenly turns to his pupils, and shouts "Alright! Now, for today's session! As you all know, I have been training you all in self defense for the past few weeks. Today, we are going to review how to defend yourself from a fiend armed with fresh fruit!"A groan escaped from a snow white mare, Veronica Emerald, who said "But we've done fresh fruit for the past nine weeks! Show us to defend someone armed with a pointed stick!"Cleese shouted "Pointed sticks?! Oh, thinking we're all high and mighty, eh?! Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?!"Veronica flipped her long pink mane, and said nothing, looking around to her classmates for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Oh please, even a pointed stick would be a breeze! What about a sharp sword or something?" Bluelight said, hovering above the ground boredly.OOC-mind if I jump in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 OOC- Of course, as long as you don't mind nonsense ^3^"Sharp swords?! What kind of amateur are you?" John Cleese responded. "No, today we will examine how to defend oneself from a passion fruit! Right, when your assailant--""We've done the passion fruit!" Veronica said in exasperation."What about cherries?""YES.""Red AND black?!""YES." Veronica looked at Bluelight, as if asking for support."All right, then..." John paused for a second. "BANANAS. We haven't done them have we?!""Aww, I was hoping he wouldn't notice the bananas..." Veronica whispered to Bluelight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "DONT YOU DARE even THINK about bannanas!"Bluelight said rolling her eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Right, then! How to defeat a fiend armed with a banana! First, you must force him to drop the banana! Then, you eat the banana, thus disarmin' him, and rendering him helpless!" The ridiculousness of the entire situation was causing Veronica to want to bash her head against the wall."At least we aren't doing cactus or sponges...or mangoes in syrup." Veronica whispered in the midst of Cleese's rant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Remind me again why I joined"Bluelight said boredly.OOC-what are they doing anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 OOC-- Martial Arts. Only thing is, Cleese gets a little...sidetracked. Told you it was nonsense 030"For the same reason I joined: I have nothing better to do." Veronica responded as Cleese went on to great lengths, writing complicated equations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Bluelight groaned,"Fruits cant hurt you unless its a cocanut!"She said rolling her eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Don't give him ideas!We haven't done coconuts, either!" Veronica whispered again. ""Are you suggestin' that coconuts migrate?!" Cleese answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Im suggesting you stop boring us to death and torchering us with stupid lessons about fruit!"Blue replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Oh, my, another one who knows it all!" He looked at Veronica. "Is this your partner in crime?!"Veronica's eyes widened, and realized just how embarrassing this was for her. "N-no....""You think you know how to defend against bananas?!""But suppose he's got a bunch?" Veronica whimpered from beneath her hooves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Bluelight rolled her eyes,"Try me" She said daringly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Shut up!" Cleese said.Veronica then got up. and took initiative of the distraction. She hid herself outside, just as Cleese said "Hey! Where'd you go? Are you stalkin' me with raspberries?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Bluelight facehoofed herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "I know you're there!" Cleese said, beginning to search every nook and cranny of the room. As he did this, other students began to sneak away, leaving the dojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Bluelight snuck to the door and ran for dear life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Veronica watched as Bluelight ran past, saying "He dismissed everyone already?"At that moment, it began to rain coconuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "No! Im just leaving before he moves on to rasberries or something!"Bluelight said over her shoulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Raspberries?!" Veronica said in bewilderment. "And why are coconuts falling from the sky?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 BL shrugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 "Whatever. It's a relief to get away from that madman, though..." Veronica said, her pale lavender eyes looking behind her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 BL nodded. She waved and went home.OOC-BTW BL is a teen and her cutie mark is a finish line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 OOC-- Ah, very nice indeed! Veronica happens to be of adulthood with a winged microphone as a cutie mark. Just in case you were curious.Veronica looked back to Bluelight, and called out quietly "Can I at least have your name?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelight Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 "Bluelight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MontyPython Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 "I'm Veronica. Veronica Emerald." Veronica tried to catch up with Bluelight. "Pleased to meet you!" She shone a very bright grin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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