Ask the Eccentric Caffinated Engineering STALLION

[moonshineTheleocat]

(I got bored and decided to do this while I am waiting on a character to be approved, and learning how to draw ponies.... blah.)

A very jittery pony greets you with a blurry wave. His hooves moved so vigorously that his body had swayed with them in motion. He'd slam them back on the ground, and sort of rock back and forth as he attempted his best to casually walk up to the stage. "GoodMorningEquestria!" He'd say now lying on the ground hugging the floor boards to keep still. His speech was neurotically fast, but some how understandable.

"GIMME your questions AND, I shall answer as qui- no faster than light! Be it from bushwookies, sugarbabies or rudaegas. BUT WAIT! THERE IS MORE!"

He then lets his ears droop and his eyes go wide. His voice took a very monotone approach as he droned out, "I also give hugs..."