jnormaldude Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 "I shall rule in a more human way."-Lyra HeartstringsWelcome.Recently, Canterlot's own Lyra Heartstrings has decided to throw her hat, or, er, hand, into the ring for President of the United States of America under the Democratic party.Well, she decided to choose me as her campaign managerIf anyone wants to make a flag, fantastic, since my Photoshop skills aren't really good. That is, if you want to.Anyways...here's who she shall appointVICE PRESIDENTCarrot TopFIRST LADYBon BonSUPREME COURT JUSTICEColgate Here are her views on the hard-hitting issues:GAY MARRIAGEOf course I support it!I'm a lesbian, after all.Why wouldn't I support it? COUNTRIES THAT HATE USI'm not going to deal with it at first...but when I do, I will try my best to talk it out with the UN, and if that doesn't work...we might have to Truman this. CIVIL RIGHTSI say everyone needs the same rights as everyone else!IMMIGRATIONSI'm not like some...certain candidates hint hint...Trump...and I will allow illegal immigrants, because...well...it really shouldn't be illegal to come in or out of America. TAXESEasy!Tax the rich more and the poor less.Simple as that! HOMELESS PEOPLEI'm going to start a fundraiser to help the homeless people get money and homes! PRISONWell, I'm gonna reduce prison sentences for people who don't deserve them. DEATH PENALTYWow...too big...call me later. CHURCH AND STATEI do not think we are a Christian nationI have nothing against religion, but we should keep it out of our schools. HIGHER EDUCATIONWell...I'll have to call you later on that too.Mostly because I have to think on this... HEALTH CAREI'm going to make everything free! Anything else you wanna know, just ask, I guess. Now...people...please...do not have a political flame war, all of you are probably great people...just...don't start any arguments. That is all for now, vote Lyra for a better nation! Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted November 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Lyra's opinion on other candidates:(these do reflect my opinions, although I very much support Hillary) Democratic:Hillary Clinton - She's alright, the email thing's a bit weird, but still alright.Martin O'Malley - I like him, but he won't win...at all.Bernie Sanders - Now your talking! This guy definitely has good things going for him...to be honest...if I weren't running, I'd vote for him. However, since I am, I am not voting for him, but if I lose and he wins (and if I'm not running again in 2020), I will reelect him maybe. Repubilcan:Bobby Jindal - Didn't he leave?Jeb Bush - His logo's not good. He's not good. He's a Bush. Next?Ben Carson - He's full of grain and he's an almost murderer.Rick Santorum - *cringes* NextMike Huckabee - *cringes even more* NextRand Paul - *cringes at maximum level* Dear god...next...Lindsey Graham - He's more feminine than Bon BonCarly Fiorina - She's a *****...very much.John Kasich - He was almost good...but then he became a traitorGeorge Pataki - Somehow more a dick than Helga PatakiJim Gilmore - Who the hell is that?Marco Rubio - A Republican with a Mexican sounding name. Weird.Ted Cruz - Oh no. Oh no.Donald Trump - Oh boy...this'll be a duzy. Let me just say...he was a reality show star, and my current pick has been in politics for over thirty four years. That's all I need to say. Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted November 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Lyra on Third Parties: American Freedom PartyNope...just...no. Not at all. Green PartyIt's definitely good, I just have a prediction that it's not gonna win. Sorry Ralph. Independent American PartyIt's not what you think.It's a bunch of neoconservative loonies. Libertarian PartyJust...just...just...no. Party for Socialism and LiberationI guess communism isn't the worst thing, just...we kinda can't transition to it over night. Peace and Freedom PartyA fairly nice pro-peace pro-feminism party, though...kinda weird they'd try to elect Rosanne, but whatever. Prohibition PartyThis still exists? Cyber PartyA guy who made anti-virus software is qualified to run our country? Ok?Now...Lyra does not mean to offend anybody at all, if you're a part of these parties or support any of the people that she made fun of in the candidates post, that is absolutely fine by me and her. We do not mean to start any fights. Link to comment
brianblackberry Posted November 27, 2015 Report Share Posted November 27, 2015 Your image on your initial post isn't working OP. Not sure what a pony would really think of American politics since they wouldn't really understand our culture, let alone the religion or economics of most Americans, so I doubt they run as a member of any major party, but hey this is fantasy so you go with it. Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Your image on your initial post isn't working OP.Oh.I shall try and change that. Your image on your initial post isn't working OP. Not sure what a pony would really think of American politics since they wouldn't really understand our culture, let alone the religion or economics of most Americans, so I doubt they run as a member of any major party, but hey this is fantasy so you go with it.Eh...screw sense. Link to comment
Lyipheoryia Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 I really think you should manage the Lyra Lore Thread ! Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted November 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 I really think you should manage the Lyra Lore Thread !Lyra: Eh...I don't know about ol' Kellen.For some reason he's pushing me to have Luna to be the secretary of defense for some reason.And whenever we make a mistake somewhere...he calls it a "Monica". What does it mean? Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted December 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Hey...I have a Facebook page now!Go like it if you want.https://www.facebook.com/lyrainthehouse2016/?skip_nax_wizard=true Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 So, how do you people assume I'm doing in the polls? Link to comment
QueenCerali Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 amazing, if they have any sense! Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted December 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 amazing, if they have any sense!Lyra: FANTASTIC!Now, I want to know...has Trump said anything to me, mostly in speech form?*grabs a lawn chair and popcorn* Link to comment
ShatteredCrown Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 How bout Glenn Beck? Link to comment
jnormaldude Posted January 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 How bout Glenn Beck?For what Link to comment
ShatteredCrown Posted January 11, 2016 Report Share Posted January 11, 2016 President of course. :b Link to comment
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