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Cerali yawned as she basked in the sun in the region around her hive. She had sent Floof out to buy some furniture, but that had been a few hours ago, and she wished the blue ball of fluff would hurry up. She stood up, stretching lazily, deciding that she'd go to check on the Fluffle. She closed her eyes, accessing her hive's hive mind, and told all her subjects where she was going, then trotted off, humming softly as she assumed her favorite disguise, a pegasus mare with a dark blue coat and purple mane.

(this is the afterlife, and I am god.)

(also, Floof is an "OC" I "made" because I wanted a Flufflepuff-like character. I call the species fluffles)

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Bill Trinen the garbage pony was doing his job, taking away all the garbage with his mouth because nobody liked him. 
He was getting to the afterlife quarter and noticed a super fancy-schmancy lookin Pegasus, which happened to be cerali.  
"Oh my god!" thought Bill. "If I made a video game about that cool lookin pony, maybe at least a single person in the world will like me and they'll give a job so I can stop eating garbage all day every day till I die!"

so Bill Trinen decided to follow Cerali around like a total creep and took notes on everything she did. 

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Cerali stared at Bill for a moment as he started following her, then shrugged. "eh, what's the worst that could happen? it's not like I'm defenseless" she muttered, continuing on her way and generally just ignoring him

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Bill looked down at his clipboard made out of garbage. he had only written down 
"pony looks cool; fancy schmancy; Pretend it can FLY  nevermind, it can, that's not interesting"
realizing he needed more facts, he ran up and attempted to tackle the cool lookin pony so he could figure out what her tummy smelled like. hopefully not like garbage. 

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Bill tried to run after her, screaming for her to come back
"NO! please! I don't wanna eat garbage! I wanna make the game about the pretty and everyone will not hate me all the way again maybe! pleaseeeeee?"

then bill tripped over nothing and landed in some garbage, which he started to eat, hoping the fancy schmancy pony would take pity on him and return. he was hopeless without her. 

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Bill was so happy to see her come back that he could almost start being a little bit charismatic. 
"It's my job. I'm the garbage pony. but I don't have to be! If you let me learn about you, I can make a project and everyone will think I deserve to eat food again maybe!" Bill lept off the ground with a rush of confidence. "Will you tell me about yourself? where you're from, what you're like? what your belly smells like maybe? I mean... if it smells GOOD I mean... whatever you think is worth noting. I'll give you some food even after I get some! please?"

Bill then gave her the ugliest sad puppy dog eyes ever. He tried his best but he is just a very yucky pony. 

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Luckily for Bill, Cerali took pity on him. "... I think there's a river somewhere in that direction" she said, waving a hoof. "Take a bath in it, and then I'll talk to you." 
After all, she was a queen. Even if she did pity him, he wasn't going to talk to her smelling like that

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Bill was so happy he forgot how to take a bath! so he just splashed around in the water. soon he would get to eat food! like french fries and hamburgers and his mom might call and say "I love you" and people would stop kicking him in the street and FRENCH FRIES! Bill was thinking of al lthe ways his life was gonna get better, when he realized he had lost track of time. it was already night time and the police ponies were there.  They told him he was under arrest for dumping garbage in the river, and they escorted him to the jail

"No! The pretty pony told me to! Help me pretty pony!" he yelled, crying, realizing maybe things were just gonna keep getting worse. the only good news is that he's not allowed in jails because that's not fair for the other inmates, so after a while they'll let him go back to being the garbage pony. 

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Cerali noticed him being dragged through the street, and, confused, she decided to follow him. when they released him, she walked up to him. "....just how bad do these ponies treat you?!" she asked

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