You awake to find yourself in Equestria. What do you do?

[DreamWanderer]

(I'm sure this one has been done before, but here it goes) 

 

You awake from a strange dream to find yourself in a random place in equestria. You seem to be a pony version of yourself. You look around to see that you have nothing at all on you. Picking yourself up off the ground. Looking around it seems you are stuck in the world of Equestria. You realize your going to be here for quite awhile, and need to get your self established to living in this world. What do you do and where do you go?  How are you going to live your life on Equestria? 

[Cathalos]

WOAHHHH that'd be pretty crazy! I would check to see if I had a cutie mark and what it was. hopefully I'd be a blank flank and I can go off and like, explore myself and stuff. Find out who I am, as a pony. Do I like running? Do I like going "neighhhhhhhh" Probably not, cuz I don't really do either now, but who knows with the extra legs and different throat noisers maybe that'd change!

[Thala]

I think this is a really fun question. I'd probably wake up from a dream that involved a lot of me yelling at myself, and wake up in a wheat field somewhere just a little too far over the horizon of any named settlement to ever be visited. I probably wouldn't go very far from there if I didn't make any friends like, in that vicinity. But surely, someday, somepony would take the old pointless road to the long forgotten wheat fields of ponygomorrah, and I think we'd make really good friends. hopefully there would be options for tree house construction. If nobody did come, hopefully I would eventually start walking over to civilization!

[Nasty]

I feel like I'd try to figure out how or why this happened. I'd talk to Twilight Sparkle cause she has to have a whole ass arc about speaking to interdimensional beings still, probably. I'd be really existential about it, and because I'd bring all of my insecurities with me I'd eventually settle on my emergence in Equestia being an omen.

 

I would nurse my hatred towards Being in and of itself to produce unique insights about Equestrian reality: Given these emotional experiences of existential loathing and despair were in conversation with ontological frameworks of my own reality, I could truly parse the illusory subconscious biases from me being absolutely based and correct because I'd be steeped in a whole different epistemological context. 

 

I would divine the most fundamentally entropic ideas and beliefs to cleave to, such that I become such a threat I get my own little season finale episode and redemption arc because all I needed was attention and to be sooked. Other villains have these poignant motivations or whatever, but mine was that I knew what I was doing was "wrong" or whatever but my tummy and brain hurtied from not being a big enough deal to anyone.