The Story Game

[Fawkes]

Once there was a pony gifted with an unusual talent that made him able to do something that made his entire naval fleet giggle endlessly. This pony was known as Neighsayer the Insufferable, because he was very strict when it came to making generalized statements. He would gallop around the local orphanage for many hours correcting the language of the little colts and fillies who would make baseless sweeping statements in regards to the Princesses.

One day, while he was putting on his sailor costume, he was visited by a manticore wearing a top hat.

"I'm the most dashing manticore in all of the Kingdom!"

"Oh really? And how can you prove such preposterous claims!?" he responded.

The manticore then replied: "Well I'm fabulous, and I have a top hat."

Neighsayer scoffed, pulling out his clipboard.

"You being fabulous is a ridiculously baseless generalized statement! Also fabulous is a very subjective word" he said.

This made the manticore very huffy.

"Feh!" He scoffed. Then clawed Neighsayer's face. "Now you made me ruin my appetite! And I had a very important lunch date today too. I was going to meet Hoity Toity and Photo Finish for high tea and croissants. NOW I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!"

"Woa there!" said Neighslayer, "No need to act like a barbaric Griffon! And I thought you were going to paint my fingernails like you did at that one sleepover!"

The manticore sighed and then started tearing up and said "Look, I'm sorry, but I can't... I lost my skill at beautiful fingernail polishing... can you teach me...?"

Neighslayer looked up with rainbows in his eyes and was all like " OF COURSE! COME HERE MY PAL! I WILL STROKE THY NAILS WITH ELEGANCE! Pink or perrywinkle??"

"Nevermind, I'm actually just hungry for some peanutbutter."

So then the manticore made his way into Neighslayer's kitchen

[DuskShores]

Once there was a pony gifted with an unusual talent that made him able to do something that made his entire naval fleet giggle endlessly. This pony was known as Neighsayer the Insufferable, because he was very strict when it came to making generalized statements. He would gallop around the local orphanage for many hours correcting the language of the little colts and fillies who would make baseless sweeping statements in regards to the Princesses.

One day, while he was putting on his sailor costume, he was visited by a manticore wearing a top hat.

"I'm the most dashing manticore in all of the Kingdom!"

"Oh really? And how can you prove such preposterous claims!?" he responded.

The manticore then replied: "Well I'm fabulous, and I have a top hat."

Neighsayer scoffed, pulling out his clipboard.

"You being fabulous is a ridiculously baseless generalized statement! Also fabulous is a very subjective word" he said.

This made the manticore very huffy.

"Feh!" He scoffed. Then clawed Neighsayer's face. "Now you made me ruin my appetite! And I had a very important lunch date today too. I was going to meet Hoity Toity and Photo Finish for high tea and croissants. NOW I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!"

"Woa there!" said Neighslayer, "No need to act like a barbaric Griffon! And I thought you were going to paint my fingernails like you did at that one sleepover!"

The manticore sighed and then started tearing up and said "Look, I'm sorry, but I can't... I lost my skill at beautiful fingernail polishing... can you teach me...?"

Neighslayer looked up with rainbows in his eyes and was all like " OF COURSE! COME HERE MY PAL! I WILL STROKE THY NAILS WITH ELEGANCE! Pink or perrywinkle??"

"Nevermind, I'm actually just hungry for some peanutbutter."

So then the manticore made his way into Neighslayer's kitchen

Where he had No peanutbutter.