The person below me

[TheInvisiblePony]

Probably. But sleep is overrated anyways.

The person below me has a needlessly large amount of Shakespearean lines memorized for easy quotes and comebacks

[Linkhopper]

Truth!

The poster below me has put a fork in a toaster.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Eeeeyup! Hit me right in the face too D:

The person below me eats fish

[Linkhopper]

Nope. I have never had seafood for some reason.

The poster below me is in space

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Yup. But I forgot my spacesuit......

Oh well. Who needs oxygen?

TPBM doesn't

[Linkhopper]

Who needs it anyway! Pure oxygen can kill you!

The poster below me has broken a window

[Haseo]

False, but I almost was a human brick for someone's living room window the other night. Remember everyone: Check your brakes!

The poster below me has dreamed of being Darth Vader.

[Linkhopper]

Nope. Only Sauron.

The poster below me nearly killed a man.

[TheInvisiblePony]

Tr- FALSE. Yupyupyupyup, definitely false. Never been a statement more wrong... hehheh. Almost slipped up... HEY what was that? Did you hear anything, cause I certainly didn't. Not. At. All. Just a guy typing, and somepony reading this is moving along. You see that? You can move along. Yes you. YOU SAW NOTHING!!!

The person below me is extremely good at jumping the shark, in a very literal sense of the phrase.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

True. Now let's get this over with. There's a white shark waiting for me in my office

TPBM has black boots

[Linkhopper]

NOPE.

The poster below me forgot to brush their teeth

[MidnightBlackhorn]

Drat! Thanks for reminding me!

TPBM likes Fluttershy

[Linkhopper]

NOPE.

The poster below me can do a backflip.

[MidnightBlackhorn]

NOPE

The person below me has posted here before

[Linkhopper]

Yeppers!

The poster below me is secretly smeagol

[MidnightBlackhorn]

No cuz u spelled it wrong but

TPBM hates boots

[Linkhopper]

NOPE.

Poster below me can code javascript

[MidnightBlackhorn]

TPBM will post

[Linkhopper]

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!? YOU MUST BE A GENIE!

The poster below me has a deep dark secret

[Squire]

not really, no

TPBM wants a piece of cake.

[Linkhopper]

ME ME ME I WANT ONE!

The poster below me has been poisoned by me more than twice.

[Squire]

I don't think so...

TPBM can bake said cake

[Linkhopper]

I can bake cakes that are lies.

The poster below me doesnt know the cake is a lie

[MidnightBlackhorn]

It is? LUNA'S FLANK! I WAS LIED TO!

TPBM Says Luna's flank a lot

[Linkhopper]

NOPE.

The poster below me just tripped.