(This is a joke.)

So once upon a time in the year 1942, DIo invented the lightbulb but it wasn't called the lightbulb at first, it was called Nightmare night! What Dio didn't know was that lurking in the shadows of the run down motel complex that he called his lab was the dastardly Ruler of Equestria! We all know her as Rosewind now, though. Anyway, Rosewind was an evil genius and decided to write down Nightmare night and everything about it so she could steal it and sell it for ONE MILLION DOLLARS...in play money that is. However Rosewind wrote down a storyline involving the yet to be created mane 6, a bunch of OC's, and changelings which had also yet to be invented. She hide the book on the ancient haunted castle that Canterlot was built on and it was never seen again.

Until 2012 when the event team found the book and started to take the story into their own hands...or hooves. I'm not sure if the event staff is comprised of ponies or humans. Anyway, it worked and Nightmare Night came to be! Which is really odd considering you'd think that Rosewind would remember that and she probably did but when Steeleagle promised to have me get hit by a fish somehow, Rosewind said it was okay.

Also there was this guy named Phil who was a time wizard and he was cool guy, and one time we were all hanging out in a lab and he pushed a button and exploded. It's okay though cause he came back as Raridash the white, which was also a good time, but then he kinda turned evil and said he was going to eat our emotions. Which I told him to eat a snickers to get ahold of himself but he said he preferred laughter and went on to do evil things.

Anyways, so Nightmare night actually happened and it started out fun, except Colgate just wanted to give out floss and no pony wanted floss so she turned into a changeling and attacked, along with a bunch of other changelings, so that wasn't good. Most of our characters got trapped in really weird places and some even joined a rebellion led by a rhyming Zebra, so that's a thing. Anyways most of us are just sitting there for a while, wondering what to do with our lives and we get eaten by Queen Chrysalis AKA Raridash the White AKA Phil the Time Wizard. So Rosewind AKA Pinkimena AKA Pinkie Pie started laughing and told us all to press this button, in a really weird lab that I think Chrysalis ate, which we did. So we all exploded except none of us did and we just kinda teleported home. Then the next day someone said I couldn't make a dishwasher that cleans dishes with wubs and I was all like "Moon that, I'm NeoExlucky!" So I made a dishwasher that cleans dishes with wubs but the Octavia in me said no, so I beat the dishwasher that cleans dishes with wubs with a hammer. Afterwards QuickLime had me eat a piece of candy that was filled with chocolate and I died.

So if there's anything I've learned from this, it's 'don't use a sock to climb a mountain to get the apple.'

And that's how Nightmare Night 2013 happened (in my head)