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Well, I should think we'll give you a little compensation later. Right! You've got that loot. Next one is for $100,000! [ 1: Move on to the $100,000 question ] [ 2: Don't move on to the $100,000 question ]

Don't take very long, do you? You now have $63,999.95 YEAHHHHHHHH So.... do you think these questions are too easy?

[ According to the Pythons, what do you do "when you're chewing on life's gristle"? ] [ A: Grumble ] [ B: Burp ] [ C: Shake it off ] [ D: Give a whistle ]

It's back on again, is it?

YES! You got it! We're moving up the money board!! Right. Now... the next one is a little different; we've had to take a few pennies of the value, so it doesn't look like all The $64,000 Question... you'll know what I'm getting at. [ 1: Move on to the $63,999.95 question ] [ 2: Don't move on to the $63,999.95 question ]

Alright then alright, we'll switch it out with a legitimate question. [ Which is the odd one out? ] [ A: John ] [ B: Paul ] [ C: George ] [ D: Bruno ]

(Hint: it's a trick question. They've just started putting 'em in. The only way through them is to.... guess!)

I always say, animating a show in Flash has its advantages!

What - you really want to do that?!

I'm gonna need an answer!

Well if you don't want to, don't bother!

You can always use a helpline to make sure.

You're supposed to guess! ha ha ha! don't you know this is Gazillionaire!?

Alrighty, let's see the question..... [ In "Whatever Happened to Indiana Jones", what did Indy frame a doodle of? ] [ A: The Ark of the Covenant ] [ B: A cutaway of an Egyptian pyramid ] [ C: The Cross of Coronado ] [ D: Sharon Stone ]

Will they ever give Robot Jones his own DVD set?????

She's RIGHT for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS! Yay! Yay! Cheer! Hooray, Tales!! Now I can give you one of these and keep playing! This is what you could have if you quit now. You still have all yer helplines, which is VERY important. [ 1: Move on to the $20,000 question ] [ 2: Don't move on to the $20,000 question ]

I got a cute little baby Spike doll from Argos! (At last I prove to Hasbro that we really do like Spike!) I bought him along with their newest iteration of Cluedo.

You think it's D? Are you confident?

Okey-dokey! ASK A FOOL POLL THE PUBLIC ROTATE THE QUESTION .....15 - $1 GAZILLION .....14 - $250,000,000 .....13 - $100,000,000 .....12 - $50,000,000 .....11 - $20,000,000 .....10 - $10,000,000 .......9 - $6,000,000 .......8 - $4,000,000 .......7 - $2,500,000 .......6 - $1,000,000 .......5 - $500,000 .......4 - $100,000 .......3 - $63,999.95 .......2 - $20,000 .......1 - $10,000 Here comes question number one. [ How many pony generations have there been so far? ] [ A: 1 - ] [ B: 2 ] [ C: 3 ] [ D: 4 + ]

That's very interesting, which is very important. Let's begin the game! Right after we go over the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK.... .....15 - $1 GAZILLION .....14 - $250,000,000 .....13 - $100,000,000 .....12 - $50,000,000 .....11 - $20,000,000 .....10 - $10,000,000 .......9 - $6,000,000 .......8 - $4,000,000 .......7 - $2,500,000 .......6 - $1,000,000 .......5 - $500,000 .......4 - $100,000 .......3 - $63,999.95 .......2 - $20,000 .......1 - $10,000 First thing you'll notice is that there's no default safe haven. You've gotta fill in your choice of save haven (or, pick a number between 1 and 13). When you get there, you'll win that much money no matter what. Remember you have three helplines (which are very important!), which are ASK A FOOL, POLL THE PUBLIC, or TAKE A 60:40 (where we'll get rid of one wrong answer). Also: you can choose to forfeit any of those three to have ROTATE THE QUESTION available, butcha gotta tell me before the game starts! Furthermore, when you have exhausted all those helplines.... and only then..... you can take the money and do a walk. We'll call ya chicken but hey, at least you're a RICH chicken!!!! Now if we get to the gazillion dollar question.... I'm only allowed to show you the subject of the question before you can decide whether to continue or walk. Now if you choose to see the question, you HAVE to answer, because, really, the gazillion dollar question is what most people tune in to see and we're tired of people doing a bunk halfway through answering it! But you'll still have yer helplines. Okay, you know the rules. Choose your safe haven! (And what lifeline you want to get rid of, if you want ROTATE).

Sorry, just one contestant for now!

Tempting sometimes.... Ah! Our first guest! Why, it's MyLittlePonyTales! Step right up, Tales! (If I may call you that.) Audience cheers. So, then. tell me, what do you do?

Anybody...? What, so I'm supposed to play by myself?

Hey there! I'm Frankgis Phillin! Welcome to the game show where there are no questions, except one: WHO WANTS TO BE A GAZILLIONAIRE! Last season on the network we used to be on, we asked our usual eight questions over half the month, I shouted erratically and inappropriately, they blasted nerve-wracking music every 12 seconds, and the studio lights got turned on and off more than the lightbulbs in my bedroom! In short, it was all a completely disorganized mess (unlike Millionaire, of course!). But hey - this time, we're speedier, riskier, glitzier, and a LOT more disorganized than ever! Oh yeah and they decided to rig it on purpose for people to win easily. But don't tell anyone that! First person to post into this thread gets to play first! Fingers on keyboards....NOW!

Spiffing! Where can I buy a copy?