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  1. As an RP environment, it should certainly be allowed. People should be encouraged to create their own stories and try new things in the FFA section. As its own separate subforum, no. I believe that it would be a very niche RP environment and would not warrant additional clutter in the front-page forum space.

  2. Stone Bones was no stranger to sweat and grit. Having grown up on farm work and graduated to army training, the big earth pony wasn't doing his job right if he wasn't breaking a sweat in his work. For both the army and the farm, dragging large loads through miles of rough terrain in the hot sun were merely routine. Fortunately, this time around he had the luxury of a cart and a ball cap, making the sun and heat much more bearable than with heavy armor and a heavier rucksack.

    His ball cap bore a miniature Equestrian sun flag not unlike that on his utility uniform. Not being subject to army standards, however, this one was sun faded and sweat stained-- and Bones was okay with that. It meant his working wear was actually used for hard work! His cart was in a similar state, its wheels and hinges worn, but well maintained. Aboard were all sorts of foodstuffs and sundry items, a bushel of apples, a keg of cider, and sacks of flour. After being on the road, Bones could use some proper drink and nourishment that didn't involve dipping into the grocery basket.

    Pulling up to the storefront, Bones unhitched his cart, being careful to chock the wheels so the cart would not escape him. The mountain of a pony nosed the door open and ambled inside. A smile spread across his face as he took a deep breath, letting the wonderful smells of the bakery fill his nostrils. He’d grab a bite to eat in due time, but right now, he was parched. Seeing the pitcher of lemonade, Bones knew exactly where he was headed. Nodding to the unicorn stallion browsing the shelves, Bones trotted up to the counter.

    [colour=#8b4513]“Good mornin’!”[/colour] he said cheerfully to the mare behind the counter as he poured himself an ice cold glass of lemonade. [colour=#8b4513]“Thes is jist what I was looking for. It’s like you read my mind!”[/colour]

  3. [colour=#696969]“... in any case, the alibi supplied by Major Chenko was in error and not technically admissible in the court of law. It was a miracle the defense held as long as it did.”[/colour]

    [colour=#0000cd]“Riveting,”[/colour] Fletcher said flatly, giving a mocking slow clap. [colour=#0000cd]“I don’t know how you saw it but last time I checked, La Bayamare wasn’t about a court case.”[/colour]

    [colour=#696969]“I am well-versed in the classics, capitaine. I am well aware that La Bayamare has nothing to do with my case. One is welcome to speak of subjects other than the ballet after the conclusion of said ballet.”[/colour]

    [colour=#0000cd]“One is also welcome to speak of subjects other than work after the conclusion of said work.”[/colour] Fletcher countered. [colour=#0000cd] “Work is work, Raffi. You need to lighten up. We’re here to watch the show and see the Crystal Empire. We’re on vacation. Your intel analyses will still be there when we get back to Canterlot.”[/colour]

    [colour=#696969]“If you were half as clever at your job as you are in heckling me about mine, I would have fewer messes to clean up. I suppose I should thank you, then, for keeping me employed.”[/colour]

    [colour=#0000cd]“You’re welcome. Now there’s a glass of crystal berry punch with my name on it. Be a good filly and go socialize. You can meet me back at the bar after you’re done.”[/colour]

    With a cock of his army beret and a flick of his tail, the captain vanished into the crowd. Rafale’s muzzle wrinkled ever so slightly as she briefly lingered on Fletcher’s machinations. Her superiors had “highly recommended” that she take some R&R time and pony resources had even seen fit to assign her an “accountability partner” to ensure that she wouldn’t attempt to work during her forced vacation. Of course her partner’s means of holding her accountable were questionable to Rafale at best, leaving the REIN agent in unfamiliar territory with only her wits and her cocktail dress about her.

    Rafale’s usual blouse, vest, and tie had been left at the hotel, replaced with what Fletcher had suggested as “appropriate attire” for an evening’s activities. In this case, “appropriate” was a black cocktail dress overlaid with fine mesh accents and held together by a red satin saddle. Her hair was done in the usual bun, but with the kogai replaced with a bun cover studded with cubic zirconia shaped to appear as ice crystals and topped with a single phoenix feather. Being feminine was nothing new to Rafale, but actually showing it was another thing entirely.

    Being a mare of habit, Rafale was quick to fall into the comfort of quiet observation. She made her way around the foyer, her eyes slowly scanning as she ambled, her ears swiveling ever so slightly as she caught bits of passing conversation and sampled the mood. Of particular interest was the small herd that seemed to have gathered around one of the crystal ponies; Rafale recognized her as the ballerina who played Nikiya in the production. As she passed, she scanned over the faces she saw. A fanciful stallion accompanied the ballerina, easily recognizable from Canterlot press as Hoity Toity. There was another stallion, just as sharply dressed, probably a businesspony judging by his grade of suit, though his speech and posture suggested the educated air of an academic. Finally there was the other crystal pony, an athletic, well-built mare with a stiff walk and a stride that smacked of military training.

    Rafale was about to pass the last of the herd when she felt a tug on her dress and suddenly found herself unable to move. She looked back over her shoulder to find that the passing guardspony had managed to snag her shoe on Rafale’s overlay. The pegasus ruffled her wings impatiently and let out an exasperated sigh. As inconspicuously as possible, she approached Alexandrite.

    [colour=#696969]“Excusez-moi,"[/colour] Rafale began, a bit of fancy showing through, [colour=#696969]"If I may borrow you for a moment, miss, your shoe seems to have taken interest in my dress...”[/colour]

  4. Acclaim
    [[ FYI Fire Walker (1st Lieutenant) technically outranks Acclaim (Sergeant), though I don’t expect anyone to be pulling rank in an off-duty situation like this :P ]]

    The sergeant returned the officer’s salute before cocking her head slightly at her response.

    [colour=#daa520]“Is that a good interesting or a bad interesting?”[/colour] Acclaim asked, raising an eyebrow. [colour=#daa520]“I had a friend back on the Trottingham United hoofball team who described his dates as ‘interesting.’ We later found out they usually ended with him being smacked in the face!”[/colour]

    The tongue in cheek anecdote was told with a chuckle of course. Acclaim would never laugh at another’s misfortune with significant others, especially if Fire Walker’s “interesting” happened to involve a predicament of exactly that sort. Granted, she anticipated Fire exercising more tact than her brash hoofball mate.

    [colour=#ff0000]"As I'm sure you may have realized, this is the first of these that I've ever attended. Normally my parents would have been here for this, but they've been busy in Las Pegasus for the better part of the week."[/colour]

    [colour=#daa520]“Ease up, LT. It’s a party. You’re not training recruits here! As for Las Pegasus, I’ve never been that far west, but I hear it’s a great vacation spot; the rich pony’s playground.”[/colour] As she said this she subtly gestured toward the bar at the back of the foyer with her muzzle. The sergeant was looking forward to grabbing a drink. She subconsciously licked her lips and resettled her bat wings as the smell of cider wafted to her.

    [colour=#ff0000]“So many important officers here, and two princess'. It's very hard not to feel somewhat intimidated. And there's some sort of roast going on for Captain Shining Armor? I'm not sure I could even come up with something for him. He's just so perfect. A hero who is a brother to another hero, and he's married to a Princess. Must be the luckiest stallion to ever live."[/colour]

    [colour=#daa520]“Intimidated? After that incident at Bridlebank, you’re the last pony I’d expect to be intimidated,”[/colour] she said as she slowly trotted. [colour=#daa520]“Yep, Ironwing’s gonna be roasting our favorite colt scout himself. He’s got the good life to be sure, but I wouldn’t say he’s perfect. I mean look at him now. Underdressed, under duress, and looks like the wife has him in the doghouse. I’d hate to be him right now!”[/colour]

    [colour=#daa520]“On the other hoof, it makes him feel more real, more relatable, you know? He’s got to deal with the same horseapples we do, even if he is the Canterlot garrison commander and married to a bombshell of a princess!”[/colour] Acclaim turned her head to face Fire Walker. [colour=#daa520]“I could go for a drink, how about you?”[/colour]

    Shining Armor
    Shining Armor went from relieved to shocked. Like the feeling of being caught by a slow-fall spell after being thrown off an airship deck, it jarred his insides and scrambled his brains and left him feeling none too well. As Cadence tugged her leg free, Armor felt his heart sink. This wasn’t the plan. They weren’t supposed to make a scene. They weren’t supposed to attract the ire of the brass. They weren’t supposed to be... alone.

    As the other ponies continued to mill around him, Armor froze. His vision clouded over and the world seemed to fade, if only for a moment. Chrysalis was defeated, Discord had been dealt with, Sombra had been silence, and Luna was herself again. Everything was supposed to be back to normal... and yet it wasn’t. The move to the Crystal Empire had been stressful to be sure, but travel wasn’t what bothered him. Cadence had been restless as of late, distant, even. With people skills honed to a fine point after years of working administration for the palace, Shining Armor could tell that something was bothering his wife, though what it was, he could not figure out. Still, what bothered her bothered him and he was determined to get to the bottom of it. So lost in thought was Armor, that he almost didn’t notice the brushing of his wife’s feathers against his face, neck, and shoulders as she embraced him with her wings.

    [colour=#ee82ee]“Save me, my knight...”[/colour]

    And that was enough to bring him back. He gently returned her nuzzles and horn rub, feeling a flash of warmth at the kiss. Maybe things were all right after all? It was looking better to be sure, but he still had to fix this!

    [colour=#0000cd]“C’mon, honey,”[/colour] he whispered in her ear and tugged on her front leg, gently steering her towards the side entrance.

    [ They exit. Talked to Hurricane about it. ]

    Col. Ironwing
    [colour=#8b4513]“I’m sure even you would make an exception for the carnal sin of Ponyville’s best cider, Pummel!”[/colour] he laughed as he shook Pummel’s hoof. [colour=#8b4513]“Glad to see the missus is still taking care of you.”[/colour]

    The retired colonel’s greeting had bought Shining Armor some time, but it seemed Cadence had other plans. With all the confidence of a proper princess, Cadence sauntered on, taking up Pummel’s offer of an escort to Her Lunar Majesty. But as she made her way over, Cadence seemed to hesitate. Her steps slowed and finally stopped, quickly whispering and apologizing to Pummel before doing an about-face and returning to her husband.

    Before Pummel could object, Ironwing quickly added, [colour=#8b4513]“I’d leave them be, Pummel. Looks like they have some sorting out to do. If you’d still like to visit with Princess Luna, however, that I can offer you!”[/colour]
  5. Sgt. Acclaim
    She wasn’t terribly likely to dress up and was even less likely to turn up for a formal function, but Acclaim had to admit it to herself; she felt pretty.

    Gone was the signature armor of the Lunar guard, in its place a sharp-looking indigo mess jacket. Though she hadn’t worn it in months, it had been carefully tended to the night before, the royal purple soutache on the sleeves painstakingly cleaned and repaired and the miniature ribbons and medals pinned back on just right. A blouse of royal purple and matching cummerbund replaced her saddle blanket and fitting straps. The neck tab of the blouse had been replaced with an amulet of polished chrysocolla. The gem had been cut to form the Eye of Night, unit emblem of the Lunar Guard. Neatly rounding out the ensemble was a matching skirt of indigo. Having something covering her hindquarters that didn’t involve barding or armor plate was odd, but she’d deal with it.

    Acclaim stretched her wings out, a self-satisfied smirk creeping across her face as she glanced at her natural “hardware” for a moment. For the first time, the brass had authorized wear of the Eye of Night amulet with service and mess uniforms, including all the trappings that came with it: the spells that gave Lunar Guard pegasi their signature wings, ear tufts, and draconic slit-pupils. The sergeant spent most nights with those wings; going into the Ball in character was like slipping into a familiar flight jacket or wrapping herself in freshly sun-dried sheets at home. Acclaim had to stifle a giggle at the cool airy feeling of leathery wings in lieu of feathers as she brought them back down, letting them rest against her skirt like living trim. She was happy with this, both for the comfort and familiarity and the opportunity to represent her unit with pride!

    Of course, she couldn’t just spend the entire evening gawking at herself. But was there even anypony she knew here? Or would she have to resort to crashing someone’s personal herd? The sergeant casually scanned the foyer as she made her rounds. Stiff ponies, more stiff ponies, a couple specialists that immediately stiffened up as she passed, some crowds gathered around the princess, and the even stiffer Colonel Pummel. What did it take for a mare to find a good time around here?

    Then out of the corner of her eye, Acclaim spotted a flash of red, the unmistakable coat colour and namesake of a particular officer from recent memory.

    [colour=#daa520]“LT, is that you? I haven’t seen you since that little ‘vacation’ at Bridlebank! How’ve you been?”[/colour]
  6. Wow, that's a nice rig. But normally I still rather wait till Haswell comes out, can just wait till the next series comes out, I regret buying my laptop which uses the 1st Gen i7 processor but then in just 2 months later, 2nd Gen came out. So I'm not going to make the same mistake again, same case for Nvidia's GPU, gotta wait till 7xx comes out so I'll stick to Haswell's Iris chip first of course, then when 7xx in the mid-end scale comes out, I'm buying it, a possible Gigabyte GTX 750 with 2GB RAM should do nicely for me.

    Speaking of your BF3 at 60fps, are you using only one GTX 660 Ti GPU or was it another one under SLI?

    I went with Ivy Bridge because I had to cut the build off somewhere, so I locked in that particular chip in my purchase plans. Even with new architecture on the horizon, the 3rd gen i7 is still no slouch and since it's the 3770K with liquid cooling, I have the option to overclock if I want to squeeze every last bit of performance out of it.

    I'm running a single 660 Ti overclocked. I'm only planning on going up from here with any hardware, be it drives, GPUs, or accessories.

    The 60fps was all settings on high with AA post and deferred disabled and HBAO disabled. The only two settings I run on ultra are textures and model detail since that maximizes the draw distance so I can actually hit things while I'm flying a jet or chopper or get those long range headshots as a sniper. I also run the BF3 borderless software to run the game as a windowless fullscreen game since BF3 doesn't support it natively.

  7. I suppose it's possible to set up a drive partition across multiple linked drives, but at that point you're better off building your own server and having it set up as network storage for your home.

    I just finished my first build a couple weeks ago:

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    Specifications

    CPU: Intel i7 3770K (Ivy Bridge)

    Motherboard: Intel DZ77BH55K ATX

    GPU: ASUS nVidia GTX 660 Ti

    RAM: G.Skill Ripjaws X 8GB (2x4GB DIMMs)

    PSU: Corsair HX650

    CPU cooler: Corsair H60 closed loop liquid cooler

    Case: Thermaltake Chaser Mk. I

    I've got more drive bays than I know what to do with. I'm planning on taking the money I would have spent on the Xbox One and putting it toward a GTX 780 later on. I can run BF3 at 60fps with all settings on high at 1080p resolution and my other games look absolutely beautiful. The only game I have trouble with is Planetside 2, but I think that gives anyone issues just because of the sheer scale of the game.

    The rest of the machine should be future proof for the next couple years, though I think I'm already near the point where I need additional storage :razz:

  8. I figured spamming Fidget storms was the way to go. I'm about level 10 now, and I have had success using that technique against normal mooks. Am I the only one who thinks there's a huge difficulty jump when the giants first show up and when you fight Fuse? I was doing fine up until I fought my first giants. Then I died no less than a half-dozen times in a row trying to beat the giants. Against Fuse, I got dropped at least 10 times until I figured out I could stunlock him. I can't tell if the design was just frustrating or I'm just bad at this game :evil:

  9. Hi there!

    I know you're excited to RP, but this is a friendly reminder to RP in the right section. To jump in right away, you can go to the FiM Free-For-All forum and start your thread there. If you want to discuss storylines and character interactions for a particular thread, you can start an out of character thread in the OOC Discussion subforum.

    Areas like Brony Chatter are for out of character discussion. It's a place for you the player to be yourself and discuss pony with other pony fans. Thanks for understanding!

  10. This moment of peace was quickly broken up by the griffon’s cry. “Razor?’, she turned her head slightly and watched as her new friend howled in agony, “Oh dear, I’m so sorry Razor.”, the mare knew from experience how painful a broken wing could be. “Just hold still for a second. Each and everyone of us here are fully trained in first aid. We just need somepony to help him across the street.”


    [colour=#daa520]“I’ll take care of that in a moment, LT. I just wanted to make sure Deathwish McGee didn’t slip out of your hooves. I’d prefer not to have another casualty to handle.”[/colour]

    As the arrived at Razor’s resting place, Acclaim fashioned a makeshift litter out of a broken beach chair which she slung over her back. She slid Razor onto the litter, careful to keep clear of his injured wing. With Razor securely in tow, Acclaim picked up Squall by the scruff of his neck and helped roll him onto Fire Walker’s back for transport back to the Canter-mart.

    [[ Forgotten sword. Possible plot hook? ]]

    Once the griffon was secure, the Pegasus pony accepted the mare’s help to carry Swift Squall. “Thank you Sergeant. It’s terribly clichéd of me to say this, but you all arrived in the nick of time. I can see why my father has spoken of you in such high regards. I just hope that poor creature is returned to is pod or family group.”


    [colour=#daa520]“The local garrison will take care of it. SOP is to trap and release any creatures far out in the wild. We try not to hurt anything if we can avoid it. As for being in the wrong place at the right time, I kind of have a knack for that!”[/colour] The last bit was spoken with a chuckle. After all, that was the entire story behind her cutie mark! [colour=#daa520] “Unfortunately, that knack cut into my PT time. I’m sure the neophytes enjoyed the break, though!”[/colour]

    Tekton removed himself from the path of the incoming group of ponies. He then spectated the interactions of the ponies among themselves. He opened his mouth and awkwardly asked,"Do you guys need any help?" Tekton wanted to help, but personally felt that he really couldn't aid in any way...


    [colour=#daa520]“Help the nice pony with the medical supplies,”[/colour] Acclaim replied, waving a hoof at the clerk. [colour=#daa520] “I can break some of this beach furniture to make a splint, but I need fresh gauze to secure it. Unwrap some of that and have it ready for me.”[/colour]

    The elder sister nodded her head, “Yeah, he’s just a little worn out from a pretty impressive spell he let loose. I just hope you show Sir Squall a bit more respect now.”, she glanced over at the mare who was currently helping her with the unconscious Swift Squall, “There’s a small padded bench near the magazine section. Let’s set him down there.”


    Acclaim sniffed at the idea of dumping their charges on the bench. There had to be a better place to put them, preferably one that gave her more space to work. Acclaim looked around the store. Standard department store layout... they had to have some place that sold seating... and there it was! She turned to Fire Walker. [colour=#daa520]“Better idea. There’s a furniture display right over there. Toss Deathwish McGee on the couch and we can set Razor up on one of the coffee tables so I can patch his wing.”[/colour]

    She pointed at the couch with a hoof while dragging Razor into position. [colour=#daa520] “Put him in recovery position on his side, LT! If he hurls, I don’t want him choking on it!”[/colour]

    [colour=#daa520]“Sorry buddy,”[/colour] Acclaim said, hoisting Razor onto the table. [colour=#daa520] “This might hurt a bit.”[/colour]

    With a press of a hoof, she slid the injured griffon off the litter and onto the table top. Acclaim wasted no time in reclaiming her improvised stretcher. Taking one end of the beach chair frame in her teeth and propping the other against the ground, she bashed the middle with her hoof, breaking it cleanly in two; two perfect length pieces to make a splint. The sergeant clicked her tongue in rhythm as she eyeballed where to put the splints for best effect.

    [colour=#daa520]“So tell me, LT,”[/colour] she said, subtly pointing to Squall’s sleeping form with her muzzle. [colour=#daa520]“Where’d you find this guy? I don’t know of many who’d insult me and try to protect me in the same breath!”[/colour]
  11. Shining Armor honestly didn’t know what to expect. Part of him was waiting on a slap to the face right then and the other was certain Cadence would bottle everything up and give him quite the lecture on the way back to their quarters. Of course, all of him was surprised when Cadence nuzzled up against him and... apologized? Armor was all too happy to nuzzle back in greeting, relieved that he could save some face somehow in this mess. As his wife turned back to the colonel, Armor took a moment to straight his collar and adjust his ball cap, the small actions getting him back in stride in spite of his dramatic faux pas. He supposed he could make up some excuse for the colonel involving the train from Ponyville and wanting to pick up his wife before...

    [colour=#ee82ee]“Where were you? I asked you to get back here an hour before the ceremonies started!”[/colour]

    Aaaaaaannnd there was the rub. As good as she was at putting on the perfect public face, Cadence could still be a spitfire when emotions flared. Armor should have known this wasn’t going to be easy...

    [colour=#FF9900]"I trust you’ll be joining Her Highness so that you also may change into something more... suitable?"[/colour]

    This was probably the biggest tactical blunder Armor had made since attempting to make orchid and jalapeno omelettes last time he visited his parents. No Army wargames exercise could possibly have prepared him to take as much fire from as close a range from as lethal of combatants as his wife and his CO. For once, Shining Armor was at a loss for words.

    [colour=#8b4513]“Colonel Pummel? Do my eyes deceive me?”[/colour] The address directed at the colonel from behind could not have been better timed.

    Before Pummel could turn to respond to him, Ironwing gave Shining Armor a surreptitious wink. Shining Armor nodded furiously in response to both colonels, grateful for an opportunity to be spared another wilting glare.

    [colour=#0000cd]“That was my intent, Colonel Pummel,”[/colour] Armor responded as calmly as he could muster. [colour=#0000cd]“Forgive my lack of decorum, but I need to speak with my wife in private to properly rectify this situation!”[/colour]

    The captain lightly tugged at his wife’s front leg with a hoof, leading her aside in what he hoped would be a semiprivate conversation. He whispered in her ear, [colour=#0000cd]“Honey, I can explain...”[/colour]

    His good deed for the night done, Colonel Ironwing turned to his colleague and former subordinate, extending a hoof to shake while giving the signature Ironwing grin. Though his address was tongue in cheek, it was said without a hint of malice and with utmost respect for Pummel’s station. [colour=#8b4513]“I never thought I’d see you out of the warhorse stable at this hour. To what honor do I owe the presence of my illustrious successor?”[/colour]

  12. [colour=#0000CD]Shining Armor[/colour]

    The rumble of moving hooves, conversation, and background music may have shrouded the foyer in a nebula of festiveness, but just above it could be heard the telltale clatter of hooves on stone. The pacing was frantic, frenzied, and just a touch panicked. As they approached, anypony paying attention would decipher the ramblings of a certain army captain as he scrambled down the long halls of the castle.

    Where did she go? Where did she go? Oh for pony’s sake I hope she isn’t mad at-- Shining Armor’s thoughts were interrupted by a sharp blow to the chest that knocked the wind out of him and sent him sprawling on the floor. The captain rubbed his head and blinked a few times to clear his vision and came to the realization that he had collided with one of the servants, a little blue unicorn who was clearly still seeing stars. A whistling noise above his head caught his attention.

    Armor gasped and scrambled to his hooves, leaping forward just in time to catch the crown before it struck the floor. The captain breathed a sigh of relief and took a moment to catch his breath on the floor. Just in the nick of time. He slowly rose, offering a hoof to the servant who was just starting to come to.

    [colour=#0000cd]“Sorry about that, Sapphire. I was in a bit of a hurry. Tonight is the Army Ball and all and... wait a minute.”[/colour] Armor took one look at the crown in his hoof and suddenly realized it belonged to his WIFE. [colour=#0000cd]“Sapphire... why are bringing Cadence’s crown and dress back to our quarters? I thought I left a note saying that I’d be bringing her evening gown back from Ponyville tonight.”[/colour]

    “Well,” Sapphire replied slowly, “Her Majesty was just in the foyer. She told me to bring her things back to her quarters.”

    [colour=#0000cd]“She went in? What about the note I left?”[/colour]

    “I didn’t see a note, captain. I just did as I was told.”

    [colour=#0000cd]“No... note...”[/colour] Armor’s mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water. She didn’t. Get the note. This was bad. This was very bad. Ah yes, it seemed the Sparkle family neurosis had finally seized Shining Armor. His eyes darted around the hall for some solution that did not come to him.

    “Captain Shining Armor?” another voice declared. The dry inflection could only be that of a stallionservant.

    [colour=#0000cd]“Make it quick. I’m busy.”[/colour] Armor said without turning around. Yes. Busy. Busy trying to figure out how he’d explain this to his wife.

    “I have a letter to be delivered to your quarters.”

    [colour=#0000cd]“A letter?”[/colour] Shining Armor whirled around and in one hasty motion shredded the envelop with his magic. Unfolding the note, Armor took one glance at it before crumpling it and throwing it aside. [colour=#0000cd]“Sycorax. That note was the one I’d sent 8 hours ago! How did it take so long for an express message to get from Ponyville to Canterlot via DIRECT COURIER?”[/colour]

    “I haven’t the foggiest, sir. All I know is that the grey mailmare who delivered it apologized profusely and insisted it be delivered right away.”

    Shining Armor put a hoof to his forehead. This was a disaster. The mail was late. He was late. Because of the lack of formal dress and timely wakeup call because of said mail, his wife was MIA and probably very, very dissatisfied with him. This was what he got for trying to surprise her with the dress.

    Armor took a deep breath. There had to be a way around this. He’d worked his way out of bigger jams with schoolwork in ROTC and paperwork in the army. The captain stood up, piecing together a plan in his head as he helped Sapphire collect the things she’d dropped during the spill.

    [colour=#0000cd]“Sapphire, please get this dress ready for Cadence,”[/colour] he said, unhitching his saddlebag and draping it over the other unicorn. [colour=#0000cd]“Sycorax, please do the same for my formal uniform and go fetch some fresh roses from the garden. If the palace crew protests, tell them they can garnish my salary for the damage. I have to go catch my wife.”[/colour]

    ******

    A polo shirt, canvas flight jacket, and ball cap was not the way to make an entrance to this event, but Shining Armor had little choice. Keeping the brim of his ballcap down, he slipped into the foyer through a little-used side entrance and made his way through the crowd, scanning for his wife as he went. How hard could it be to find an alicorn princess? He grumbled to himself.

    Finally, he saw her. Armor bit his lip. Cadence did NOT look happy. Even more disheartening was that she remained undressed; she ALWAYS dressed for occasions like this! To make matters worse, it seemed she had already attracted some attention in the form of... Armor’s commanding officer. By the time he noticed, however, Armor was already too close to turn away. It was now or never.

    He gingerly tapped Cadence on the shoulder. [colour=#0000cd]“Honey... hi.”[/colour]

    [colour=#0000cd]“And... good evening to you, Colonel!”[/colour] He managed an awkward salute.

    [colour=#8B4513]Col. Ironwing[/colour]

    Colonel Ironwing returned Night Watcher’s greeting in kind. [colour=#8b4513]“At ease, sergeant. We’re just getting the Princess settled in. No need to--”[/colour]

    The colonel cut off his speech at the Princess’ motion for private conversation. [colour=#8b4513] “Yes, Your Majesty?”[/colour]

    [colour=#6699FF]“I’m not certain if you spotted it, but I think Cadence may have just entered the foyer and she seems...severely underdressed. I am concerned, but if I leave my post it would draw too much attention. If there is anything you could do to help me, I would be exceedingly grateful, Colonel.”[/colour]

    Ironwing stole a quick glance to where Luna had indicated. As she had said, there was Princess Cadence, devoid of any finery and looking very out of her element. This had to be remedied immediately! Everypony was supposed to be having a good time!

    [colour=#8b4513]“I’ll take care of it, ma’am,”[/colour] he nodded. He tipped his garrison cap playfully to Night Watcher [colour=#8b4513]“Staff Sergeant, enjoy your time with Her Majesty and please make sure our dear princess doesn’t get trampled by the onrush of photo-seeking ponies. I will return shortly.”[/colour]

    Ironwing made his way down the stairs from the mezzanine, slowly working his way through the crowd to his destination.

  13. I was looking forward to more Luna :x

    They hinted at Luna playing a significant part in the Nightmare's existence to begin with in issue #6, but they glossed over it in #7 and the focus shifted to Spike and Nightmarity. I have a feeling that Luna is just going to explain a lot of stuff in issue #8 and not do much.

    That being said, I enjoyed this arc. Nightmare is srs business and the comics in general have made my more adventure-oriented fandom dreams come true. :)

  14. The fliers took off in pursuit of Squall, hoping to reach him before the kraken did. Their actions drew the ire of the massive squid-creature, resulting in a flurry of tentacles and airborne debris. Acclaim splintered off from the formation, trading speed for altitude as she advanced. Just below, she saw Razor and Fire Walker weaving their way through the debris field. And just like that, it all fell apart.

    [colour=#ff0000]"My wing!"[/colour] The sickening crunch of wood on flesh would have been enough, but Razor’s cry of pain and desperation all but confirmed Acclaim’s fear.

    [colour=#daa520]“Lieutenant! Get Squall out of there!”[/colour] she shouted and pointed to Squall with a hoof. [colour=#daa520]“Stay down, Razor! I’m coming to you!”[/colour]

    The sergeant banked hard and nosed down in a hammerhead loop. Adjusting her trajectory with the precision that came from years on the hoofball pitch and grueling training with REA airborne, she slipped between the lashing tentacles and flying debris, flaring her wings moments before impact with the sand. As she touched down, Acclaim whirled around at speed with her wings outstretched. The resulting bubble of swirling air billowed out around Razor, throwing up a temporary screen of sand.

    [colour=#daa520]“I got ya, buddy!”[/colour] Acclaim quickly bit down, grabbing Razor by the scruff of the neck and dragging out of the sand screen and back toward the Canter-mart. She found an alcove next to a retaining wall that could serve as hard shelter. It was here that she propped Razor up, making sure to keep his wing free of the ground. Razor had barely been secured before the gurgling of the squid made Acclaim whirl back around. With a noise like that, she’d need to be back in the fray soon enough. There was no telling what--

    [colour=#daa520]“... what.”[/colour] the flat utterance was all Acclaim could manage. In the time it had taken her to drag Razor to safety, the squid was pacified-- asleep, even-- and Squall was being carried in Fire Walker’s hooves. Acclaim looked over her shoulder to Razor as she leaped back into the air. “Stay put, stay off that wing, and try not to attract any more attention!”

    En route, one of Acclaim’s squadmates intercepted her. “Ground teams are here, ma’am! We’ve got a lane cleared and a ship will be along shortly to tow that thing out to sea.”

    [colour=#daa520]“Good. You saw the whole thing. Brief Major Redwood on the situation. I’ll take care of the civvies.”[/colour]

    “Yes, sergeant,” he said, peeling off to carry out his orders.

    [colour=#daa520]“Lieutenant,”[/colour] she said to Fire Walker as she arrived. It was there that she finally saw Squall’s condition. Her eyes narrowed, but she said nothing else of it. [colour=#daa520]“Ground teams are arriving now to handle the kraken.”[/colour]

    As the sergeant spoke, ponies with rope and nets were already in position, slinging lines and preparing the kraken to be hauled out to sea.

    [colour=#daa520]“But Razor is injured. We need to get him and Squall to the Canter-mart and render first aid,”[/colour] Acclaim spoke as she offered a hoof to carry Squall.

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