DrMaxwell

Bah, I didn't learn the joy of FiM until early February, H&H day was the first episode I had to wait for.

Chrysalis by far. She sings, she plots and plans, and she has an army. Oh, and she is spy.

Dear shyshy, why is there a daddy long leg spider sitting on top of my tiki statue?

I dont think i could do it, a couple episodes I have trouble watching at all.

Squid or Octopus, which is most glorious?

Entertainmentwise, ponies seem to have much simpler tastes, rendering things like television/internet rather pointless, when the ponies are more likely to be at social gatherings. There were videogames in hearts and hooves day, but whether or not theyre canon is not for me to say. And ponies do seem to use electricity, their dam has electrical doohickeys sticking out of it. Their tech seems to be a mix of necessity and convenience that evolved to suit pony needs.

To cure this, you must bind a sea cucumber to your forehead using twine, then proceed to dance in a hollow stump full of canola oil on a full moon. This will cure the light.

Both of their meaning is to spend money. However, Science spends money on cool gizmos and curing diseases, whereas religion spends money on really big buildings, and taking care of orphans. All in all, I would say they both help society some. Except religion causes less explosions. I study SCIENCE!, which follows the belief that with enough money, you can do absolutely anything you can imagine. And then make it explode. Twice.

Roleplay Type: World of Equestria. Name: Lavender Mint Gender: Female Age: Mare Species: Earth pony Coat Color: Lavender Tail Color & Style: Long and straight, with curls at the ends. Colored Mint Green and Purple. Mane Color & Style: Similar style to her tail, but much shorter in length. Same colors. Eye Color: Lime green. Cutie Mark: A sprig of lavender with a mint leaf. Physique: Average weight and build, a smidgemeter above average height. Origin: She was born in ponyville, but currently lives in a little flat above her tea room in manehattan. Occupation: Maitre D of her tea shop. Motivation: Lavender loves herbal tea, but has a special love for mint. Her goal is to share the wonderful taste of mint via her tea room, where she serves herbal tea, minty confectionaries, and other tea-time snacks. Likes: Herbs, Mint, Cookies, Rain, fancy clothes. Dislikes: thunderstorms, caterpillars, schedules, clocks, calendars. Character Summary: Lavender is a quiet, rather absentminded pony. She's not all that shy, or antisocial, she just doesnt really like loud noises. When it comes to social gatherings, she almost never takes the lead, more content to just follow the crowd. Lavender also tends to wander, which, when coupled with her absentmindedness, tends to get her into trouble, as she might meander into someone's home or office without realizing it, being lost in thought. Lavender is also a bit slow on the uptake, and often takes a few moments to figure out what's going on, though occasionally she will shine through with a spot of wit or brilliance. Lavender was born in ponyville, and lived with her parents and grandmother in a small house on the outskirts of ponyville. Her parents ran a vegetable store in town, and were usually very busy, so when she wasn't in school, she spent most of her time with her grandmother, helping her tend the garden. Lavender's grandmother, in her opinion, was the very best pony ever. She was nice, caring, and wise about nearly everything lavender could ask her about. She was lavender's go to pony for all her problems, and was always willing to listen. On a cold, foggy, morning, Lavender was making some tea, when her grandmother walked in with the harvest from her herb garden. While Lavender was steeping her tea, on a whim she decided to drop a few mint leaves into it, to see what would happen. When she took a sip, she immediately fell in love with the flavor, and it all snowballed from there. She began making anything and everything she could with mint, from cookies to ice cream. She spent many weeks, but she finally perfected her recipe for a herbal lavender mint tea, and proffered it to her grandmother to try. The look of utter enjoyment on her grandmother's face sparked something in her, and she decided she wanted to share that joy with everyone she could, and when she looked behind her, she saw that she had a cutie mark! It was a sprig of lavender crossed over a mint leaf. Lavender currently resides above her tea shop in Manehattan, where she works as the owner and maitre d, providing relaxing herbal blends along with snacks.In her free time, she visits with friends, goes for a stroll, or makes a cup of tea. As of now, Lavender is content to run her tea shop. Perhaps one day she will do something else, but until then, she is content.

There are 2079 pages in this thread. That is a large number of pages.

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

Well, that is entirely dependent on how many sea urchins I had eaten the day before. For each urchin I consume, my wood chucking capacity increases at a rate of ℯ²+x. At two urchins, that is approximately 9.38 wood. I believe I would require 1.21 lawyers to challenge their union to single combat in the gladiator ring.

1.Most visited website? Canterlot 2.What's your nickname? Maxwell, and sometimes Mordecai to my friends. 3.Favorite OC that you have? Mine, which I still have yet to name or give a proper personality 4.Least favorite pony? Rainbow Dash( Yes, I am the 1%) I love her singing, but Im not a Dashie fan. 5.Favorite colour? Violet 6.What was your proudest work? If that goes for anything, then I would say the griffon sculpture I made in art class. 7.Favorite Book?(series' count.) The Cat Who Walked Through Walls, by Robert Heinlein 8.What colour is your living room?(Yes it's random but thats how I roll!) Wood paneled walls. 9.Dream Product?It can be anything.Like if you could get hasbro to make anything what would you want? Lifesize pony plush of Twilight that actually looked like her.

Hello everypony, Dr. Maxwell here with yet another Ask thread. Ask me whatever you want, I shall answer to the best of my abilities, which are quite varied and capable. I do have a PhD. in SCIENCE!, after all. Not to be confused with regular science. Anywho, ask away!

He showed his VA prowess in both aladdin and Mrs Doubtfire, he could play just about any role tossed his way. Would be hilarious if he played a pony nanny for the cakes.

I would buy printed ponies from him so long as they aren't horribly fragile. How do you know him?

I'd do it, so long as I could be a pony when I got there. I would hate to be a human in the pony world, I'd be an oddity, and probably be forced to live in the everfree forest to ensure a semblance of peace and quiet. Id like to be an earth pony though. I wouldnt even mind using my mouth to do some things, it seems like equestria is a generally magically cleaner place, aside from the occasional feather flu outbreak. I have friends and family that would make me sad to leave, but if I could leave some sort of parting message, I wouldnt feel so bad about leaving if I couldnt come back.

Well, the search function failed me, and Im too lazy to spend time loading all eight other pages, so Im gonna go off memory and say the bags were mentioned in a reference to beach activities. Though I am probably horribly wrong. But a bag that size could be used for: 20% cooler luggage Transporting midgets Storing your giant hoard of pony swag Filling it with balls and eyepatches A sleeping bag for the shorter folks Oh, and american snacks are 95% high fructose corn syrup, and only sometimes overdose you on sodium

Robin Williams.

Twilight first, rarity second.

I have just completed a harrowing surgical procedure to remove a piece of cat litter from under my 'E' key. I am proud to say the operation was a success.

There was a big back and forth on the hypothesis of pony and changeling evolution in the royal canterlot wedding thread. But it boils down to these theories: Alicorns are the root species that all ponies descended from Changelings are either corrupted ancient alicorns, or a predator species that evolved alongside the original ponies, and their ponylike traits were to make it easier to become a pony, or to blend into pony society in general. Also, I will banish my E key to the moon, for it is misbehaving.

All of my yes! ALL OF IT.

Well, I know what ponies look like, but how do I make an alternate dimension out of plastic?

I just discovered a neat little material called polycaprolactone. Simply put, it is a plastic that can be melted at around 150degrees Fahrenheit, and can be safely molded by hand, before cooling and hardening into a strong plastic. I intend to buy a pound of this stuff. But I have one question. What should I make with it?