TemplarFrost

I could assure you that the Governor is not a changeling. He only relived me due to lack of evidence. Which you really do seem to have a huge lack of. "Hey guys, this Pony over here, he talks funny, and something feels 'off' about him, he's definitely a Changeling, lets arrest him!" Really guys? well I can't say I've had enough of this charade. I'm not going to give out my personal life, just to cater to some "suspicions" you guys might have. I've already have already given you my alibi. If you believe it, that's fine. If you don't, then that's just tough.

First of all, Snails is awesome. So please enter a corner and rethink your life (just kidding). Secondly, why u guys no like Twist?ლ(ಠ益ಠლ I mean, she is a nerd and all, and during my freshman year, I totally was too. so it was sort of a "I know that feel pony" sort of thing. Third, I agree with you on Snips though, his voice is so irritating. I also don't like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. In fact, I hate those bratty, spoiled, "I'm rich so I could do whatever the buck I like" sort of characters. Now about Trixie, I know she is sort of a jerk and everything, but I don't hate her for being over boastful and such. In fact, I love that about her, for some reason.

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Warhammer beats sledgehammer.

Yes, I do have an alibi, I was up until 9:00 at work, then I came home, took a bath and went to bed. If you must know.

Then you crash into the Galactic Brick wall!

Thank you Dio, I will work on this tomorrow.

No match for a black hole.

Javelin beats Fatman.

Lets see that axe go up against an RPG!

No match for a UberHaxorNova!

No match for my Telekinesis!

Silence. Mayor Mare was thinking on how she should reply to Geary’s statement. Just as she was about to open her mouth, the wooden doors leading to the office, opened with a slight creak. Then a white unicorn peered into the room. Both eyes were instantly glued to him. Percival quickly realized that an interview was already in progress. “Sorry” He whispered as he quietly closed the door. Slightly embarrassed, slipped back into the waiting area, and then he sat down next to a tall, red pegasus. Normally, he’d introduce himself, but due to the tension of the situation, he decided not to. Percival decided to occupy himself by reading over the application. “A pleasing personality” Yep. “Highly organized” Not sure, hopefully. “Punctual” Bollocks! I hope my accent doesn't doom me “Can work with little supervision” I usually work with a team, but I’m sure I’ll do fine alone “Can work in stressful environments” I’m an army-medic, of course. “Must write daily reports at the end of the day” Shouldn't be too difficult. Percival shifted uncomfortably, he still had his ACU on, minus the helmet. And it was starting to get itchy. He really hoped that this interview would be over soon. Even though his first military tour has finished, he still lacked the necessary credits to enter medical school, so he must return for his second tour. He has already visited his family back in Trottingham, and now he needs to apply for a steady job near his military base around the Canterlot area. Ponyville seemed close enough for him. A sudden cold sweat broke out over his body, his uniform stated to get very uncomfortable. He hoped that this interview would finish up soon, but the least he could do is wait, and listen.

It could be your paganism. Being a Christian and all, I tend to stay away from Paganism, Wicca, Witchcraft and such. And when I looked up a Wicca tree on Google Images, I sudden feeling of depression, loneliness, and a bit of fear. Like my soul was spiritually rejecting the occult. My point is, the reason of your loneliness might be Paganism. I'm not entirely sure, but its a thought.

Better than emeralds.

No, but I could sure kill that smiley face of yours. [image removed due to violation of Canterlot's policies.]

Ahhh, no. 8. What we should get is moar creatures, like... Talos, A Bronze Giant. Wyverns, Fearsome dragons without legs. Harpies, Winged animals, with the head of a pony. Sphinxes, Lions with the head of a pony. Sirens, Dark seducers of the sea. Nemean Lions, Lions with metal skin, impervious to weapons Stymphalian Birds, Large predatory birds, that could launch razor-sharp feathers. Mares of Diomedes, 4 Dark, and Powerful ponies. Karkinos, Giant pony-eating crab. Teumessian Fox, A sly fox, never meant to be caught Cyclops, Giant, one-eyed beast. And we must not forget the Dragons! Cychreides Ladon Python Nidhogg Colchian Dragon Ismmenian Dragon Lernaean Dragon Fire Drake Tiamat Grendel Tatsu Naga Guivre Gargoyle Bakunawa Yilbegan Zmaj Cuelebre That's all I could list for now.

I have a Royal Equestrian Army unicorn named Percival (Percy), and he could be a bodyguard. He is from Trottingham, but he could be on leave from duty, and being a bodyguard could be his off-duty job.

Is it too late for me to join? I'll send you a PM.

[explicit] [explicit] Scootaloo is an orphaned street urchin. [explicit] Snips has foreveralone syndrome. Discord was once good, but was driven to evil, because he was misunderstood. [explicit] [explicit] Twist is a hard-core WoW gamer. Zecora is secretly an evil voodoo priestess. [explicit] Soarin' has a major crush on Rainbow Dash Diamond Tiara is secretly depressed, because she gets whatever she wants Spike shreds major CoD Spitfire also has a slight crush on Soarin' and is jealous of Rainbow Dash. That's why Rainbow Dash isn't in the Wonderbolts.