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  7. things i'm working on that no one needs to read.

    in Last Post Wins (formerly Spam Stables)

    Posted

    No need to read this at all, really just leve. Well if you do care and want to help me with this late me know. But for the must you can can just leve now.

    Being a HUGE Fallout fan (my faves are the first two) and a pony fan i have done the work of making a fallout pony world. Reading Fallout: Equestria helped a tone on it, so here is a peek at some of the things I'm doing (go run off now I'm wasting your time).

    Townes and City, here are five "greeting cards" to give you a feel of what I'm doing on this.

    Stable City: You arrived at the gates of Stable City. You look into the city, and...it's so sterile. All the citizens have Stable-jumpsuits on and they look so clean. You can smell a strong scent of bleach and other cleansing substances. Everything looks perfect until you see a large guarded fenced area that contains many ponies. They are all dirty, tired and smelly. And then you see it, they are everywhere in this town. Serving the Stable citizens at their chores. Something is not right at this place.

    Hoofington: You feel like everyone is watching when walking the streets of Hoofington. Whispering, talking behind your back. You ask a pedestrian if there is a doctor in town, she says to you with her quiet noise: "Please, leave me alone." you slowly walk away, something is not right at this town..

    Old Appleloosa: You can smell liquor, gunpowder and death. You just arrived to Old Appleloosa. The torn-out buildings are filled with fliers, post-war ads and graffiti. The cracked tarmac road hurts your hooves. A Stallion named Digger comes to you and offers drugs. Junkies, dealers, lowlifes, garbage and broken bottles everywhere. Also numerous gunshots in the alleys. You check that your revolver is loaded...just in case.

    New Appleloosa: you just arrived at a town called New Appleloosa. You hear glass bottles knocking to each other and the sound of slot machines at the near-by bar. The sun is blinding and the dust hurts your eyes. You feel like having a beer and walk into the bar. The sun rays a shining through the broken roof, but it's cooler in here than outside. There are a few locals, miners. They have dirty old clothes, but it seems that they haven't done any mining recently…

    Rockwington: You walk into a dusty, little, quiet town. The wooden sing says "Rockwington". You go to the first building and see an old black Stallion with a friendly face who seems worried. You see old houses with ponies and griffins inside whom all seem very sad. It is so hot outside. The sun is burning your skin. Not a cloud in the sky. You can only hear the gentle sound of the wind...it is very quiet.

    So that's a look on my work on the Townes and City's. Now on to other things!

    using the date give for Luna's bashing to the moon here is a time line. (on a side note i named the pony home land Equestria not the world.)

    1012: the first crude magic fusion core is unveiled, pushing pony technology past that of steam.

    1015: Equestria is divided into six ministry's. ministry of magic, ministry of technology, ministry of beauty, ministry of morel, ministry of awesome, and ministry of peace.

    Ms, Applejack founds Ironshod.

    1017: The Mr. Spider series of robots is first brought to market as a general construction and maintenance unit by Ironshod under the ministry of technology.

    An early bug in Mr. Spider robots that caused interference in the operation of the multiple arms is fixed with a hardware update, with no major problems since then.

    1020: The Resource Wars begin. Many smaller nations go bankrupt, and griffins, dependent on coal imports from the zebra lands, responds to the East's rising coal prices with military action. The long drawn-out war between the griffins and the zebras begins.

    The United lands, already suffering, begins to collapse. In a series of heated debates, many withdraw from the organization as the U.L. tries to keep the peace, The U.L. is officially disbanded.

    1022: The socially transmitted "ripe ear Plague" arises, killing tens of thousands. Equestria closes its borders and the first-ever national quarantine is declared. The source of the plague is unknown, but rumors persist that it is a genetically engineered weapon form the zebras.

    Stable-Tec Industries is started by the ministry of magic and ministry of technology, the plans for the huge underground Stables come to be.

    this is all for now, sorry if it's hard to read I'm sick as heck.

  9. Talking about stuff here you choose

    in Chit Chat

    Posted

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

    (Hardly seems worth it.)

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

    (Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

    A cat's urine glows under a black light.

    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    ( I know some people like that.)

    Starfish have no brains

    (I know some people like that too.)

    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

    (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

    Polar bears are left-handed.

    (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

    A pig's (special point in the bedroom dance) lasts 30 minutes.

    (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

    A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

    (I'm still not over the pig.)

    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

    Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

    (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

    Dusty likes Cannibalism.

    (HOW! hold on that's a dang lie ah say!)

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts!

  24. Cover your ears.

    in Last Post Wins (formerly Spam Stables)

    Posted

    FOR DUSTY FEELS THE NEED TO SING! with this oping ah just have to~ so run like the wind! Old Dusty is going to fail sing!

    There's a feeling comes a-stealing,

    And it sets my brain a-reeling,

    When Ah'm listening to the music of a brony band.

    Any tune like "Pony' Doodle"

    Simply sets me off my noodle,

    It's that patriotic something that no one can understand.

    "Way down in equestria, the land of Love,"

    Melody untiring,

    Ain't that inspiring?

    Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll join the Ponylee!

    And that's going some, for the Ponies, by dam!

    Day and night, Ah am for you!

    Honest, you're a grand old land!

    You're a grand old land,

    You're a high flying land

    And forever in peace may you stay.

    You're the emblem of

    The land Ah love.

    The home of the free and the brave.

    Ev'ry heart beats true

    'neath the Day and night,

    Where there's never a boast or brag.

    But should auld acquaintance be forgot,

    Keep your eye on the grand old land.

    Ah'm no cranky hanky panky,

    Ah'm a dead square, honest Pony,

    And Ah'm mighty proud of that land

    That stands for Princess Celestia.

    Though Ah don't believe in raving

    Ev'ry time Ah see it standing,

    There's a chill runs up my back that makes me glad Ah'm what Ah am.

    Here's a land with a million soldiers,

    That's if we should need 'em,

    We'll fight for freedom!

    Hurrah! Hurrah! For every brony.

    Ev'ry sun, ev'ry moon.

    Day and night,

    Hats off to you

    Honest, you're a grand old land!

    You're a grand old land,

    You're a high flying land

    And forever in peace may you stay.

    You're the emblem of

    The land Ah love.

    The home of the free and the brave.

    Ev'ry heart beats true

    'neath the Day and night,

    Where there's never a boast or brag.

    But should auld acquaintance be forgot,

    Keep your eye on the grand old land!

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