Dusty

....i never got to see movies as a kid. But if i have to take a pick of one's i have seen now days i well go for Lion King.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

A pig's (special point in the bedroom dance) lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(I'm still not over the pig.)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Dusty likes Cannibalism.

(HOW! hold on that's a dang lie ah say!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts!

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*drinks my morning coffee, opens mail. calls a friend over spits coffee at friend* HOW THE HAY DID I GET IN! ...and what the heck is "formal attire"... i get the feeling i may need to take a bath for this.

this made my day!

And my poem for ya did not? D:

Your poem made my day of course!

Along with scaring you with my bird

scaring me with your bird is on the same list? Your a big sweet heart, ya know that?

this made my day!

And my poem for ya did not? D:

howdy stranger! Nice meeting ya! Ah'm dusty! hope ya love your stay!

howdy stranger! Ah'm Dusty! nice A' meeting ya!

howdy stranger! Ah'm Dusty, nice A' meeting ya!

howdy stranger ah'm Dusty! Nice A' meeting ya!

howdy stranger in a funny suit! Nice A' meeting ya! Ah'm Dusty, Hope ya love your stay~

howdy stranger! Nice A' meeting ya! Ah'm Dusty, Hope ya love your stay here~

howdy stranger! Hope ya like your stay!

howdy stranger! Nice A' meeting ya! Ah'm Dusty~ Hope ya like it here!

howdy stranger! The name is Dusty, Nice meeting ya!

howdy stranger! Nice A' meeting ya!

FOR DUSTY FEELS THE NEED TO SING! with this oping ah just have to~ so run like the wind! Old Dusty is going to fail sing!

There's a feeling comes a-stealing,

And it sets my brain a-reeling,

When Ah'm listening to the music of a brony band.

Any tune like "Pony' Doodle"

Simply sets me off my noodle,

It's that patriotic something that no one can understand.

"Way down in equestria, the land of Love,"

Melody untiring,

Ain't that inspiring?

Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll join the Ponylee!

And that's going some, for the Ponies, by dam!

Day and night, Ah am for you!

Honest, you're a grand old land!

You're a grand old land,

You're a high flying land

And forever in peace may you stay.

You're the emblem of

The land Ah love.

The home of the free and the brave.

Ev'ry heart beats true

'neath the Day and night,

Where there's never a boast or brag.

But should auld acquaintance be forgot,

Keep your eye on the grand old land.

Ah'm no cranky hanky panky,

Ah'm a dead square, honest Pony,

And Ah'm mighty proud of that land

That stands for Princess Celestia.

Though Ah don't believe in raving

Ev'ry time Ah see it standing,

There's a chill runs up my back that makes me glad Ah'm what Ah am.

Here's a land with a million soldiers,

That's if we should need 'em,

We'll fight for freedom!

Hurrah! Hurrah! For every brony.

Ev'ry sun, ev'ry moon.

Day and night,

Hats off to you

Honest, you're a grand old land!

You're a grand old land,

You're a high flying land

And forever in peace may you stay.

You're the emblem of

The land Ah love.

The home of the free and the brave.

Ev'ry heart beats true

'neath the Day and night,

Where there's never a boast or brag.

But should auld acquaintance be forgot,

Keep your eye on the grand old land!

Dear Princess Celestia,

today I learned that gambling can be a bad thing, like gambling a way your mothers $5000 ring that was in the family for 12 generations.

And I learned that gambling can be good at the same time for I'm rich now! time to blow it all on gambling!

Your faithful student, Dusty.

Oh. My. God. I'm getting that day one.

howdy Skyler! *tips my hat and bows* Nice A' meeting ya!

Fallout: Equestria, That has to be my all time fave. Hope i can run in to a other fanfic that pulls me in like that one.

I actually found it kind of meh.

same.

howdy, Flutter! Nice A' meeting ya pardner!

What to RP Fallout in real life? Stop by the inner mojave desert, trust me you can do what ever you wish out here, just old cars, trash, and junk out here. Just keep out of the parks they do not like you riding in to them firing your gun at the sky like some mad man... What? did I ever do that? no no! not at all! That's not why I'm kicked out of the parks, do not be silly.

howdy, Kirby! Looks like a good old tone of cats get the name Dusty. Wish ma gave me a nicer name~ Trust me no one can take you seriously with the name Dusty.