Thebluemage

{Better to be a bit late to the party then to never show up at all!} Name: Harlequin Main Weapon: "The Oven" A flame-thrower constructed from the remains of one of the vaults broken robots. Secondary Weapon: "The Bad Pun." A Lazer Pistol Harlequin found outside the armory when he was a colt, he has engraved many facehoof worthy puns upon it, so he doesn't forget them. Melee Weapon: "The Surprise!" A wrench Harlequin received for his birthday one year and has kept ever sense. Appearance:The Element of Laughter is a Unicorn with a purple coat and a pink mane done up a puffy manner, an echo of his lineage. He also keeps a welding mask with him at all times incase he encounters a radroach and needs to use his flamer to clean it up, but he may need that mask for many more reasons as the days go on... Like most, he wears a standard vault 54 uniform, although he has always complained that it was too "normal" for his liking, so he has added a squirt-flower to the suit to spice it up a bit. Personality: Harlequin was made the Jukebox technician of the vault for two reasons. 1. He is great with machines. 2. He loves to see ponies having a great time! Harlequin loves to tell puns or any other form of comedy, as long as it stays classy that is, for he sees himself as a gentlecolt first and a comedian second. He has always been attracted to flamers and robots ever sense he saw a Mister Handy model remove an infestation of Radroachs in a wonderfully clean maner, and has focused on learning as much as he could about the robotic constructs. He gets along well with most of his fellow Vault Dwellers but has always held distaste for anypony that treated a mare wrongly or was just plain rude. While he is rather scared to go out into the wasteland, the promise of fixing a broken world and uncovering the secrets of the past are simply too much to pass up! Perk: Gentleman: Haliquen considers himself a Gentlecolt amongst all else, granting him special interaction options with mares, punks, and fellow gentlemen.

Strife felt his anger slowly dissipate as he ran after Potey, it went away compleatly as he saw the greedy Unicorn...eat his sorce of power..... Finally reallizing what he was doing and WHERE he was and WHO he was fighting, Strife whimpered as he slowly turned around and noticed the armed Earth Pony and angry looking Unicorn. "Ugh....Hi...PoutywaitformeI'mecoming!" He shouted in fear and ran after his fellow Servent of Discord, for protection instead of revenge. .................................................................................................. Discord was watching his pawns bicker and fight, complaining about it all the while,"Oh come on! Work together to cause some chaos! Why do I always get the idiots?" He groaned, he was about to summon them back to sort this mess out when he felt the pressence of a very old and unwelcome enemy . "We meet again." "It is a most unwelcome meeting. Old one. But sense you seem to be content with standing there. Here is a little welcome present!" He replyed cooly as he flicked his final piece of pop-corn at the parasite, it slowly grew bigger and bigger until it reached massive proportions.

Strife was about to summon a massive mace to end this nonsense when he felt a extreame force aganst him, sending him back several feet. As soon as he came to his hooves however, she heard a very famillier "pop" above his head and fell to the ground in a robed heap,"WHO THE BUCK ARE YOU?" He asked in inraged confusion. "Heeyy Strife," Oh Discord no. He looked up and saw a very familler form,"COME BACK HERE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A CHAOS STARTER!! I WILL BREAK YOU!" He began chasing after his supposed ally, leaving his enemys to contemplate what exactly was going on..

Discord rolled his eyes,"Fine. I will allow you a brief rest period.When you are rejuvinated. Return to the surface and help Strife, he seems to have his hooves full." With that, he teleported back to his throne and finished off his bag of pop-corn.

Discord sighed and slit his fore-arms as a warning, he threw him to the ground,"Go clean yourself up. I'm sending you out soon. Don't fail me again." He spat out.

Discord's eyes narrowed as Potey dared say that he had an equal amongst those foolish Order Slaves, reaching down, Discord grabbed the insolent foal by the throat,"What did you just say to me?"

Strife howled as the bolt struck him, but the battleaxe kept moving and swung at her head,"IT ISN'T A FIGHT IF I DON'T TRY, YOU WEAKLING!" He taunted, before forging a dagger to fly up and attack her from behind,"BY THE WAY. HERE'S THAT KNIFE I PROMISHED YOU BEFORE!"

Sounds like a plan! Also, can someone please notice that Neon flew down the hall before shouting for help?

I don't think it will get any worse then drinks, I was honestly surprised when SOMEONE took out the whisky, I just played along.

BUT I SAID NO!

First off. {Luna mode.Actvate.} I CAN NOT BELIVE WE DID IT! I MEAN I CAN BECAUSE MY NATURAL SUPIORITY HAS MADE THIS THREAD #1. BUT STILL, THIS IS AWESOME! Second off: Have fun on your picnic, Grey! Watch out for picnic stealing bears! Third off: The potion making equpment is in her bags, but she keeps a spare in the caravan. 4th off BAD SNOWY! 5TH OFF DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL DESTROY US ALL YOU FOOL!

Strife finally made it in time to see the three ponies he wanted to fight most teleport to an unknown location. "BUCKING COWARDS! I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY!" He screamed, the rising rage acting as a pain-killer to the growing agony in his chest. Looking around for anypony left to fight, Strife locked eyes with that mare. Song. "THERE YOU ARE YOU UGLY WENCH! I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THIS FOR A LONG TIME!" The power-drunk unicorn bellowed at his polar opposite on the element chart before forming an oversized battle-axe with his newfound power and charging the ancient unicorn.

Easy quickly ran over to where the DJ had fallen into the punch," Scratch! Are you ok?" The Foreman asked worriedly, all she had done was try some of the Bass Drop...wait...was it spicy? "Yo Neon, mind being a bro and getting some milk out of the kitchen? I think she may need it to cool herself off." He asked without taking his eyes off the famous Disk Jockey. ....................................................................................................................... After having a delightful chat with the filly, Gumbo trotted over to see what all the fuss was about at the drink stand, and he was slightly taken off-guard as Cloud started hugging....his sister? "Keep calm Big guy, he is probably just drunk....don't snap you lid." He mumbled to himself as he arrived at the drinkstand, "What I miss?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.

Madam Mystic scoffed slightly as Watcher commented about Easy's kindness,"Yeah, he can give that Fluttershy chick a run for her money.Just keep him away from the drinks. He turns into a jerk when he gets a drink in him." She warned before some mare with some sick shades ran up to their table. Mojo couldn't help but laugh out loud when some mare spilled the whisky into the punch,"This just got awesome." She laughed, when the Mare began drinking the Punch/Whisky, she began laughing harder,"It just got awesomer!" But when the mare turned out to be that DJ? She died,"This is the best possible thing!" She laughed hysterically, the occasional snort coming out, oh how she hopped she had a weak tolerance for the strong stuff.... Her laughter was replaced by a blush as Cloud started hugging her, she started patting him on the back slightly awkwardly,"There, there Cloudy. Me and Gummy still have enough Bits to last us a year!" She comforted the Handy-Colt. ...........................................................................................

Strife searched through the coop carefully for once, not wanting to break anything that belonged to the angelic mare. But when you keep bumping your horn against the short roof, it is kinda hard to not want to break it in anger. "Aw come on! Where are you ya stupid rock?" he shouted at the empty coop, he hated not being able to find stuff! "Who ya calling a rock ya stupid scum-sucker!" A rough voice with,strangely enough, a fillydelpian accent rang out, seemingly coming from everywhere at once. But Strife was unfazed, and began an eloquent battle of wits,"Who you calling s scum-licker ya Sewer-Scavenger! I oughta break you for that!" But the Gem had taken worse, and shot back with a vengeance,"Do you know who the buck I am? I'm the Jewel of Rudeness! I'm going to buck you up ya little filly! Show some respect!" Strife scoffed, for he too had taken worse then what the voice was dishing out,"Aw yeah? Why should I respect a no family having, mountain wannabe-ing, pebble that can't come up with a good insult? Now get over here!" He spat as he saw a bright red light shine from under a floor-board, and with a quick hoof-punch, he claimed his prize. At first, he felt nothing, and he began to think he was being "trolled", but soon he felt an intoxicating rush of power surge through every fiber of his being. "Aw yeah baby! This is what I'm talking about!" But soon, he felt something else, it felt horrible and wrong, yet welcome as the feeling spread with the power. He soon began to be filled with thoughts of everypony he knew, be they friend Or foe. "EVERYPONY IS AN IDIOT!" He screamed in frustration, he was so mad he could just...just... His horn shined as a sledge-hammer made of a sinister red energy formed in what little room there was in front of him, but there would be far more room soon.... He began throwing the hammer against everything around him, breaking eggs and boards in equal measure. Soon the dark coop was illuminated by the bright light of the sun, but this only made his rage grow. "YOU STINK SKY! I HOPE YOU GET SET ON FIRE! I HATE YOU TOO, SUN! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID LIGHT!" He shouted before leaving the ruins of the chicken home and looking towards the peaceful little cabin, a miniscule part of him yearned to stay, but the rage absorbed rest of him pelted that part of him with the mental equivalent of punches. "YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF A HOUSE? WHOEVER MADE YOU SHOULD BE SHOT.DUG UP. AND SHOT AGAIN!" His eyes were glowing slightly now, the spirit of Rudeness making it clear he had found his pony equivalent. Levitating a nearby rabbit that had watched in shock into the air, Strife threw the creature straight at the cottage's window, before trotting off with a huff. He needed something to fight. The Spirit of Chaos could be seen sitting upon his throne at the top of his temple, robbed worshipers patrolling all around below him, and stared into a massive crystal ball. "Well, this is certainly interesting....and that has got to hurt." He mumbled as he flicked individual pieces of popcorn into his mouth. He was watching his newest servant duke it out with the Forces of Order, it was going fantastically, he had even summoned a purple foam-finger that had the Potey's face on it, for the first couple of minutes. But then they had showed up... He had expected the Mask's host to return after his hilarious explosion, the parasite seemed to hold his hosts in a sentimental position Discord never understood, but the Earth pony? That was a bit of a surprise. Oh well, now that Strife was powered up with rage and magic, It would be a fantastic show, for if the Jewel of Greed had given a normal Unicorn like Pouty power like that, imagine what it could do to a Mage like Strife! Speaking of which, Discord thought with one a mischievous chuckle, Strife did seem to need something to do. Why not let him hold off those Order Slaves while I send my "normal" followers out to take control of Ponyville? I like that plan... Discord snapped his hand and a view of the robed unicorn in question appeared, With a cough, Discord spoke into the orb," Strife! Stop lollygagging and head one mile west! I order you to hold off your friends until I am finished with my plan." The Malevolent Molder of Milk ordered. A enraged parody of Strife's voice answered him,"WHO THE BUCK SAID THAT? WHOEVER YOU ARE, BUCK OFF!" Discord couldn't help but cringe at it's volume and growl at the disrespect, so forming his claw into a ball, he watched Strife fall to the ground and scream in agony, Nopony is rude to me. After a few moments of laughing at his agony, Discord unballed his fist and allowed the poor stallion to stumble to his feet. You know, He really didn't look good...but that's not important right now. "Strife. Go now. Don't stop fighting until I say so." He ordered, his tone promising pain if he failed him. "Y-yes, my liege. They won't live past the hour." The pained and defeated voice of Strife whimpered out before beginning the painful run towards the clearing where he remembered his foes fighting at. "Now that that is taken care of, I can get to w-oh great! Your made it back on your own! I thought I would have to send somepony to scavenge my Jewel from your corpse!" Discord laughed as he saw the bleeding form of Pouty laying below his temple, he began yelling at a robed mare who had come over to investigate,,"Get back to work! I'll fix him myself!" He teleported next to the body and flicked him on the forehead, somehow, the bleeding stopped and the wound slowly knitted itself closed. The Prankster bent down and looked his servant in the eyes,"You get one freebie. Don't ever fail me again, or I will have some fun with you." He warned in a rare moment of seriousness, before reverting to his playful demeanor,"So...how'd It go?"

Same!

When did the Pinkie one come out? I was at his channel last night and I didn't see it. Also, the Discord one was fantastic. Simple and Crude words can not describe my joy.

Eeyep, that makes it all the sweeter.

{I apoligise for any facepalms. I honestly could not resist.} Strife was about to say something, but that was when he really noticed the mare in front of him... She was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen! Sure he had seen pictures of her while studying her, know your enemy right? But such crude photos did not do justice to the visage of natural beauty in front of him! That bright pink mane! Her yellow coat! He could do nothing but stammer, "W-well ya-ya see, I'm j-just lo-looking f-for something my ma-master wa-wanted, and he t-told me i-t could be found h-here..." He managed to get out between his stammering, his blush luckily being hidden by his crimson coat. Business before pleasure Strife! You can flirt later! His subconscious ordered, and reluctantly, Strife obeyed. {Gulp}"T-thank y-you d-d-dear, I-I'll go take a l-look" He quickly ran off towards the coop, ready to search for anything that looked rocky. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Discord gave a triumphant laugh as the little unicorn jumped for the jewel, nomatter how strong somepony acted, they always crumbled when faced with the offerings and vices of Chaos. "Fantastic to see you have finally come around, my little Potey! If you want this little Gem so much, then take it!" Discord laughed while shoving the Jewel of Greed into the Greed consumed Unicorn's chest. "Now, I have a task for you while I plan out the next phase of my plan, little one." Discord began, a massive throne appearing behind him,"I need you to go into town and remove any last pieces of order you can find! If I am to take Canterlot then I will need to have full control of Ponyville,"Discord ordered, his tone turning serious for a moment as he talked about advancing his plan," After that. I suppose you can do whatever strikes you fancy." He finished with a wave of his hand and a bored expression as he teleported Potey back to the surface.

{Alright Silver, good RPing with you. Hope you can join us again later.} The Spirit of Chaos laughed when Potey tried to resist,"Oh you remind me of Strife, though a bit more resistant! He was a Royal Guard before I was released last time. But I was able to turn him before those blasted mares turned me back to stone." He reminisced with a bit of giggling,"But that is a story for another day! Oh look! We are here!" Discord smiled with pride as he looked upon his temple, how long had it taken his followers to build it in secret? 10 years? 20? It mattered not, for time would soon become a thing of the past!" With another "pop" Discord and his slightly unwilling companion were at the top of the of the Chaotic place of worship, standing in front of the massive statue, it seemed to be made of metals chosen at random. Copper, gold, and Steel were but the tamest of the strange combinations of metals that could be found swirling around each other. "I have returned to you! My followers, while I have run into some expected complications, I'm have a plan in motion that should allow us to overcome any that try to oppose my will" He announced to the strange group of heavily robed ponies,all of whom bowed as the Disharmonious Deity appeared before them.Lifting his semi-captive in front of him and dropping him in front of his followers, Discord gave a second announcement," And I have brought somepony new to play with! Bring him a drink, perhaps some food. Make him feel welcome..." Discord knew that Potey could not last much longer, soon he would have another pawn to use as he saw fit... ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Strife was halfway to where the signs said the Everfree was supposed to be before a massive explosion shook the ground and sent him lying on his behind,"What was that? Don't tell me MORE ponies are showing up to fight!" He yelled at the sky, he did not need more foes! Strife was finding it harder and harder to run and do things that a few hours ago were simple, like getting up, but he found that even such a simple task as that caused severe pain. "Gah, what's wrong with me? I'm Strife! I'm not supposed to feel pain!" He shouted confidently, besides, Discord had basically ordered him to find this Jewel! And he refused to fail his master! Very slowly fighting to his hooves, Strife continued his mad dash towards the cabin of the element of kindness,,albeit much more slowly. After a full ten minutes of switching between running and limping, Strife made it to the outskirts of the cabin. He had to admit, it seemed awfully cozy... "No! I must focus! I just need to find where he stashed it and it'll be all good!" he mumbled while he searched the area, finding nothing but some scared looking bugs and squirlls. If he was a demented and insane embodiment of all that was dark and chaotic in the world, where would he hide a rock that held the essence of rudeness itself? " I have no Idea!" He shouted in dismay, before noticing a strange singing coming from nearby... "Aw, well. It's not like I have anything to lose..."with that, Strife limped up a slight hill and approached a yellow Pegasus he knew from his studies as Fluttershy. Putting on his best,"nice colt" voice, Strife went out on a limb,"Excuse me ma'am. But I was wondering if you have seen anything..out of the ordinary lately?"

Who are right? Assassions or Templars?

Strife and Discord gave a collective groan of annoyance at the mention of the Element of Magic. "Cooler ones? What in the name of Me are you babbling about? They all give you power beyond your wildest dreams! Besides, Twilight Sparkle would almost surly of found it if I hid it near her....but I may have to go pay her a little "visit", or at least send Strife to "take care" of her..."Discord began a dark, unsettling laughter as he imagined the Librarian's demise, the slightly confused laughter of Strife joining in a moment into the laughter. Clapping his hands together, Discord began to move on,"Enough! We must get back to work! Strife, I think our foes ,while entertaining,are too numerous, but we are legion. I want you to hunt down one of them and....take Care of them. I will take our new friend and gather the Ponyville sect of my followers, they should be at my temple. Waiting for the glorious me to arrive to guide them with my force of will!" "Awesome My Lord!, um...can I take that Jewel with me for a, ya know, power boost? I might end up fighting that Mask-thing or that Alicorn...and well...they seem kinda tough..." He asked sheepishly, now that he was sane again, he was honestly really scared at the thought of facing one of those titans. What had gotton into him before? "Oh Strife! No need to be worried! I'm sure what eeklings of common sense you posses will make sure you don't run straight at them screaming. Also, while all my Jewels provide serious power to whoever wields them. They work best with somepony who shows a large amount of the emotion they posses. And I think little Potey here will make an excellent Greed bearer when he...comes around."Discord explained/insulted, giving Potey a knowing look at the end. "But if for some reason your still nervous even after my amazing advice. Here is a hint to the location of the Jewel I think will work best with you!" The Reality Bender cleared his throat, and recited a riddle he had been working on for a few months... "My my Strife, you sure are rude. Animals must run from you when you visit the forest!" Discord smiled, he HAD to get this, especially with all the emphasis he had put on the word Rude and forest. But neigh, it was not meant to be, for Strife,looking slightly insulted, just continued to stare at his God. "Um...thanks, Boss...So where is the Jewel?" Discord's eye twitched slightly as his anger slowly rose,Keep calm handsome, just count to 10.... Breathing deeply, Discord simply cut his loss's and flat out told him,"At Fluttershy's Cabin you twit. The Jewel of Rudeness can be found in Fluttershy's Cabin." Strife, oblivious to the insult, just grinned,"OH! Why didn't you say so Master? I'm on my way!" With that, the Crimson Chaotic Crusader teleported off the ironically named building and began the long run to what we can assume was Fluttershy's humble abode. looking down at the nervous Unicorn, Discord bought him close to his chest,"Time to introduce you to all your new "friends"!" With that, they both "popped" out of existence and to the underground Temple to all things Chaotic.

My friend. No one can ever be more muscular then Mr.Armstrong. Anyway, onto my votes. Flim +5 Mrs.Cake-1 Power Up. Princess Celestia+1 Discord+1

Elements of Harmony? FIRE THE CANNON!

{OOC: He did get hit by Amber's attack, and he was about to engage with her in an epic magical duel. But Silver picked him up and did a mega ultra V12 power-drive soul destroying attack. So he was kinda weakened by all that. But if you still want that fight, then you could always hunt Strife down...} Discord raised an eyebrow as Strife began laughing hysterically,"What is wrong with you?" Strife tried to stop laughing as he heard the annoyance in his Lord's voice, but the occasional giggle still came out,"Sorry boss, but that filly! HA! Just fell into a- Who the buck are you?" He finished aggressively as a familiar bunny headed unicorn pooped into existence in front of Discord and...took his gem? Discord, for the second time that day, was shocked at the gall of this pony, giving him a back-clawed slap, Discord retrieved his property,"This, you insolent foal, is far more then a simple gem! I created it to counter Fireheart's Elements of Harmony! Behold! The Jewels of Discord!TM"He explained to both Strife and Potey, obviously proud of his handywork," It took me hundreds of years to create them, and I wasn't able to hide them until LAST time I was released! But it was all worth it! This is the Jewel of Greed! And the great part about them is that I can choose who get's to use them! So I don't have to wait for the embodiment of the Jewel to be born!" Strife couldn't believe what he was hearing, they their own secret weapon now! But he was confused,"Awesome Boss! But who is going to use it? I'm not all that greedy...." Discord simply facepalmed at Strife's words, he could be slow on the uptake at times...."Were you not listening? I can MAKE anypony I desire the Jewel User. And while I was thinking about giving it to you, there are 5 others and I think our new friend here seems quite greedy..."He looked back at the downed Unicorn, and, levitating the precious Jewel just out of reach, gave him an offer,"What do you say, My little pony. I can sense the chaos inside of you. Will you join the winning side, or are you content with being Strife's practice dummy?"