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  1. Excellent! ALL GLORY FOR THE GREY AREA! To A: First off: WELCOME! Second off: Who were you talking too? I am slightly confused as to who you were refering too.
  2. Several miles away, at the Carousel Boutique, a tall figure sat upon a couch on the top platform of the center of fashion, throwing what seemed to be Popcorn into his single-fanged mouth. "Look at them Strife! Well, you probably can't see them now that I think about it, but I can bet that old fool Fireheart is going to be casting the same stupid spell he used all those years ago. But what he doesn't know is that I made these clones react explosively to being destroyed! You would think that by now they would learn that a being of my intellect would never do anything twice!" He explained/boasted to the confused figure of Strife who took up the seat next to the immortal creature. "Umm, aren't we supposed to be over there and ya know. Killing them?" Strife asked with honest confusion, his Rage dissipating after his temporary knock-out. Discord rolled his strangely colored eyes at Strife's question, did he know nothing?"No, what would the fun in that be? I will save them for last and force them to watch as their disgustingly orderly planet reverts to it's naturally chaotic state! Now stay here. I stashed a artifact at Rarity's foolish little shop." Teleporting into a jungle of hanging fabric he assumed was the interior shop, he smirked as he noticed the extremely fluffy green unicorn crying in a corner. "DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'm hideous!" The mutated fasinista shouted in dismay, tears running down her face. "As I live and breath! What happened to you Rarity!" He laughed before walking past her to a strange purple mannequin, and began ripping it's head off. A bright purple light began to shine from inside the mannequin as Discord reached into it's broken neck with his Eagle arm and pulling out a purple gem... "I still can't believe nopony noticed the mannequin! You ponies are too easy to trick!" Discord mumbled with slight disappointment. "Aw well, time to go! By the way, green is not your color Rarity! What were you thinking!" He mocked before teleporting back to the roof. "Daddys back! And I brought presents!" he annonced to the Red Rabble Rouser.
  3. Strife was pushed back a tad at his weak buck, but he had taken far worse. "COME BACK YOU COWARD!" He shouted as he ran off into the forest,I WILL find him....He thought to himself bitterly before around for his next victim. But as he began his search, he finally took notice of the titanic battle raging above him, such beautiful displays of power! After a moment of squinting, he saw his master in the air, fighting what seemed to be an....alicorn? But there were only two! This is getting better and better! I will end them all! He vowed with demented glee, but as he was about to charge into the fray, but he saw something that shook him to the core of his damaged soul. "MY LORD!" He screamed in dismay as he watched him be ponyhandled by that sacrilegious abomination. Rushing upon the field of battle, crushed and burning trees as well as craters marking this place as a battlefield for beings of true power, Strife guessed where Discord would land and fell there, eager to break his master's fall. Luckily, fate decided to throw Strife a bone, For he was right, and even though he could feel his ribs breaking as the mighty form of his God landed upon him, he tried to ignore the pain and smile. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Discord quickly recovered from the magic-leech once he was on the ground, and while he felt weaker, that fall should of hurt FAR more.... Looking down, he noticed a familiar robed Unicorn, lieing on the ground and breathing heavily. "Good choice,Champion Strife. A few broken bones is a worthy sacrifice to keep me from any more harm then needed!" He {sorta} praised Strife and put emphasis on the word champion to keep him motivated, loyal servants were hard to come by you know! Grabbing him by his hood with his lion arm, Discord rose into the air once more, the holes in his sides healing with minimal blood lose, and waved his free hand to grab their undivided attention, a fire-work shooting out of no where to add to the effect.{Unsurprisingly,it was shaped like his face.} "Much to my regret, I have Chaos to cause." He announced in a voice loud enough for every one of his foes could hear,"But worry not! While I know nopony can ever replace a being as handsome and witty as I. I'm sure you will agree that my choice of play-mate is more then suitable." The Draconequus laughed with appropriate hand motions, before snapping his free hand. Suddenly, the ground began to tremble, similar to the after shock of an earth quack, and a Oil-like substance began to creep up from the ground directly below Discord. The strange liquids began to take a form, each one distinctly different from the last. "As you can see, Mes amis, I have created some very well made dopplegangers of yourselves to keep you busy! Bon par for now!" He chuckled before teleporting with Strife in hand to fulfill what ever nefarious plot they had planned.
  4. Lets do this: Heal: Flim +5 Hurt: Mr.Cake -1 Power up Celestiax1 Discordx1
  5. Name Suggestions? Well maybe something fruit related, sense you already have one named BlueBerry, how about Pineapple? Strawberry perhaps? {I know, I'm horrible with names .} Smudge? Has a nice ring to it if I say so myself.
  6. {Just so you know, I'm not planning on letting Discord lose by default. I'm playing to win!} Looking down upon Song, both literally and figuratively, Discord laughed,"Yes, but it is still oh so fun!" Discord grunted as he was hit by the monstrosity, it hurt.Alot. And he was thrown back, but was able to keep himself in the air as he tried to recover. "You should know physical attacks won't defeat me! You silly parasite!" Hearing the "pop" of a teleport above him, Discord hastily created a shield to protect himself from the attack,"I'm the old one? Well, that is quite rude!" he said with false hurt in his voice before reaching up and grabbing his adversary by his neck, sending a few thousand volts of electric pain through his body, spinning him around, and throwing him at a falling Marsh-mallow. Allowing him to be caught in the resulting explosion. "Oh please! I bet something like a Bass Canon could do more damage then you foals!
  7. Discord sighed as he heard the brown earth colt order him to "turn everything to normal." "But normal is so boring! Come!, I shall show you how fun Chaos can be!" He declared as he sent another random mutation at the colt. Turning back towards the less-known Alicorn, Discord absorbed the ball of chaos back into himself, he began to feel tremors in the ground, remembering one of his old moves, he took to the air and narrowly dodged the fire erupting from the ground. "You are too predictable old chum! That's the good thing about chaos!" He declared arrogantly, before taking on a far more sinister voice,"You can make it up as you go along." With a quick teleport, he was behind Fireheart. And that meant, he was in front of Song. I'll tell you how to use that toy, old girl!" He mocked as he formed a fist with his furry claw,"As timber!" he brought his fist down as it erupted in flames, and set the instrument alight. With a laugh, he teleported high above their heads{yes, even Silver} and began to laugh hysterically,"I just wish you brought Marshmellows! A problem easily remedied if I say so myself!" With that, reality itself began to bend and Marshmallows began raining from the sky, some erupting as they hit the ground.
  8. {Read back a bit, it's really intense. We're at the first real fight scene,} Strife was making good progress up the leg, but he felt a sharp pain in his back, but instead of falling to the ground in pain, he turned his head sharply and gave a roar. He locked eyes with the offending mare. It was that Wand touting slave of order! But before he could leap at the insolent foal, Strife felt himself be pulled off the monstrous leg and pulled infront of the hideously ugly visage of all order truly was, a brutish lie that use's brute force to ensure "peace." But even as Strife felt his soul being ripped apart at the hoofs of this beast, he still struggled, flailing his arms to make it all the harder to keep him suspended in the air. "I'LL DESTROY YOU SOON YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!" He shouted behind him as he crashed behind a large tree, he saw a familiar face... "WELL ,WELL ,WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY INTERROGATOR!" He said as he began to grin insanely to the pony he had come to call "Ignorant blue unicorn" and raised his blades. "YOU WILL MAKE A GOOD SACRIFICE." He shouted in his rage fueled voice that would make Princess Luna blush at it's volume. But before he could strike he fell to the ground and began a bestial scream of unimaginable pain. He was feeling the effects of a direct Soul strike. Fighting to come to his hooves, he gave a lazy strike at the unicorn, while he would be able to continue fighting thanks to Discord's gifts, he was temporarly weakened. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Discord frowned as he noticed another very old foe take the field. "Are you joking? I get three of my oldest "friends" to destroy but I don't get the current element bearers? Oh well, Fireheart, it has been too long! Oh how I have dreamt of ripping you apart piece by piece! How are Luna and Tia? They are next on my list you know!" He laughed while sending a Chaos Energy Ball at the Alicorn, before turning his attention to the fluffy pony. "Oh fine! There! You horn's better." Discord sighed as he raised his claw and sent a very small amount of Chaos magic at the unicorn, healing him...and some OTHER things.
  9. Discord quickly looked down at the bunny-headed pony who seemed to be suffering from a damaged horn. "No. Now go be a good little bunny and find a carrot." he deadpanned while simultaneously poofing a pink carrot into existence.
  10. Strife in his berserk state, was unfazed by Silver's change, his warped mind instead taking it as a challenge to his dominance "YOUR SKULL SHALL MARK THE ENTRANCE TO DISCORD'S TEMPLE!" Strife shouted murderously as he pounced upon it's gargantuan leg, sticking his razor-sharp blades into the hard flesh to climb up the spike-covered mountain of a limb. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Discord raised an eyebrow as the mask molded it's vessel into a titan of bone and flesh. He wasn't able to do such a thing last time... He must really of found a strong host. But everypony can be broken. He thought as he summoned a portion of his power, raising his hand he willed a dark pink cloud of cotton candy above the bony beast, with a grin that seemed to define insanity, he lowered his hand. "How cute. Here's what real power is." with that, a massive brown bolt of lightning struck down and found it's mark in the form of the beast's bony horn. Time for a real fight.
  11. So...what did the Atlantic ask the Pacific?

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    2. shyshy

      shyshy

      yes +10 internets

    3. Thebluemage

      Thebluemage

      YES! Soon all the internet shall be mine! Muhahaha! Muhahahahahha!

    4. shyshy
  12. I'm in, can I take the laughter position? If you need me to, I can make a Character Sheet.
  13. Mage! What does the scanner say about it's cutness level? It's over 9000!!!!{crush's scanner in hand.} Seriously though, I thought you had a human child when I read the title! But this is just as adorable!
  14. Strife took Silver's hit and turned it into a roll. Now that he was at full power, He wasn't going to be pushed around anymore! Strife was about to mock Silver for tearing his robes, but he heard a sucking sound and a sudden BOOM. Apparently, Discord had sent a huge ball of magical power straight at the Bony Monstrosity and Robot. Not waiting for the smoke to clear from the newly formed crater, Strife jumped right into the smoke, looking for something to kill with his magi-hoofblades. "CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GOD!" He screamed at the top of his lungs, a monstrous rage he had never felt before blossoming in his chest. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Discord gave a soft grunt as his old foe tried to drain his might, just like he tried all those years ago. But he learned from his mistakes, so just as the energy ball hit two of his foes, his servant luckily being knocked out of the way by the Chaos Lord wannabe. "Nice try old friend, I always admired you guts. If you want some magic, then take some!" He laughed as he sent a powerful surge of soul destroying energy into the beam, using it as a conduit to cause some serious damage to the mask itself. "My old foe, do you really think your vessel can stand agonist my champion?" He asked while he toyed with Strife's soul, gifting him with a berserk rage. Turning towards the one called Potey, Discord frowned a bit, "Your still conscious? Might as well have some fun with you!" He waved his arm once more, and sent a random mutation his way. It was always fun seeing what happened!
  15. Seeing the cannon shots coming from the Robot's armaments, Discord just had to laugh. "Really? Fine then, fire at will!" Discord laughed, he would just move at the last moment and- "That's for ruining my coat!" "Get off me you insolent foal!" Discord growled, easily reaching him with his paw and throwing him through a tree. Unfortunately, this gave the two beams enough time to reach him. Being hit directly in the chest by two high powered beams of energy would even hurt one of his power a bit. Discord's eyes grew darker and his voice became the embodiment of rage,"You are going to regret that. You idotic Machine."Ignoring the fact that one of his followers was currently engaged in combat with the offender, the asymmetrical Prankster charged a ball of pure, explosive energy, and with a cruel grin, sent it flying at the fighting duo.
  16. Strife's eyes narrowed as he saw the machine that had caused his capture, time to show this AI the power of Chaos! Not looking to see what had become of his first victom, Strife sprinted towards the machine and jumped. Forming claws of crimson magic while in the air. "Hey Tin-can! I'm going to enjoy making you into scrap!" He shouted as he got ready to strike at it's cannons.
  17. I have removed my hurt points! Go ahead and add Flim please.
  18. Easy stared at the belt as if Princess Celestia herself had blessed it,he would never wash this belt.Ever. His happiness was only boosted by the fact that Scratch had accepted Neon's request. Good for him! "Awesome! Dudes, After Thyme comes with her masterpiece, we can drop the bass!" he yelled and punched his hoof into the air, it was going to be a wild night! Gumbo shook his head and decided to find somepony who was sane, until he found a little filly he knew,"Hey there Twilight! How ya liking the party?" Mojo took the bottle of whisky, using her mouth to pluck it out of the air, and took a chug,"Ah! Now it is a party!" She declared happily before taking another chug, it was strong, she had to admit. "Hm, I've actually talked with him about going back on the road for a bit, not as much need for hoof readings or future tellings and such in a town like Ponyville. But of course we would always come back after a few months. This place has grown on me." She said with a smile,"Besides, Easy would be sad if we went back to our nomadic life style!"
  19. {Alright guys, let's do this. LEROY JEEEEEINKIIIINS} A chuckle echoed through the forest, until it slowly turned into a hysterical laugh. "THIS is what I'm up against? I admit, I was expecting Twilight and her "friends". But oh well, you take what is given I suppose!" A mocking voice rang out, before a being that seemed to be a foal's art project appeared in a flash of light. Discord, had arrived. "Now then, lets see...little toy robot, one of Celestia's little helpers, somepony covered in Chocolate Milk, and a-"His list was cut short as he caught sight of a very old enemy..."Well! It's been awhile! Eh, Song? I will enjoy this all the more now that I can destroy you!" He said with a demented smile, before looking at the last two ponies, one Earth colt and a...."Well, this is getting all the more fun! It seems I get to break one of the toys foolishly made to try and fight me! This WILL be fun!" Looking over at the damaged Willow Tree, Discord saw that a one of his servants seemed to be in a pickle...."Well! Look what I found! Have you been sleeping on the job? Strife?" Oh! The look of panic in his eyes is priceless! "No my lord! I've been fighting these fools! Waiting for you! I would never sleep while there is Chaos to be caused!" Strife declared with an almost ridiculous amount of panic in his voice. The God of Chaos simply rolled his eyes,"Good, now come! We have some new friends to play with!" With that, he raised his Eagle like arm and a bolt of massive, purple energy shot right into Strife's horn."Also, sense you seem a bit low, have some magic! Can't cause Chaos on an empty horn!" Strife felt the power rush through him, he was fully charged and then some! Rising from the ground, Strife fired a charged bolt at the Blue Unicorn, "Like that. But with much,much,much more power."
  20. {Hey, sense I'm already RPing on the chaos side of things, Is it alright if I go ahead and RP as Discord?} Strife looked over at "Song", she was one of the first Element Bearers? No wonder she was so powerful... and that mask, if it was made to fight his lord, then he would destroy it! Looking over at Song, Strife gave a greedy grin,"Hey, he never told me! It could be anything! And I can't wait to get it!" He just needed to get his gear....wait a moment...he felt a very familiar presence. Warm and comforting, yet with barely contained insanity just waiting to be released... "Master! You've returned! I knew you wouldn't abandon your champion!" He yelled in glee, not unlike a foal finding their father after being lost in the market.
  21. My...my..my, look at this! It's a brand new day! Power Up x2 Discord. Also, is it possible to add Flim and Flam into this? I think they have a good chance of getting some votes.
  22. Easy's ear's perked up as he heard Neon's request and put his hoof out for a brohoof, "Dude! That would be so awesome! You could learn so much! With her help you will be selling out stadiums in no time!" Gumbo just rolled his eyes once more,"You, my friend, are ridiculous."
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